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How to construct piling on water?

If a piling boat is used, the main parameters of the boat should be calculated, including water depth and maximum piling length, boat use plan, relevant configuration quantity, hammer type selection and piling energy calculation, and staffing.

Pile hoisting, stacking sequence, hoisting arrangement of lifting points, plane arrangement of working ship position and construction sequence diagram, including anchor cable arrangement.

The order of pile sinking is very important, and if it is not arranged well, it will give up halfway.

Control of pile sinking positioning measurement. Calculation of torsion angle, design section parameters and lead of pile.

Deviation control, pile collision calculation, mastering the principle of double control, and coping measures under special penetration conditions.

Pile cutting, retaining wall support, pile clamping, construction measures and detailed drawings.

Time control of operation cycle, arrangement and estimation of ship and aircraft shifts.

This is a very old but difficult building technology. Your company should not arrange for you to write. At least you have to be the chief engineer of the company to write these things, otherwise it will be a joke.

Please ask your chief project engineer to write the construction plan of the water construction platform. These should not be your responsibility.