Are there any funny jokes?

When I was in high school, after class was over, my classmates rushed outside to buy lunch boxes. A girl took a shortcut before others, and the manhole cover in front of her fell off! After a while, she climbed up with the edge of the well. She was embarrassed. A group of junior high school students walked by in horror. She was in a hurry and said as she climbed, hey! It's really hard to repair ... ★☆ When I was in high school, I woke up at home at noon and ate two oranges. After eating the yellow on my finger, I went straight to school without washing my hands. When I was with my classmates in the afternoon, one of them said, "Why are you so disgusting? You wipe your fingers with shit! " "I said," it's not shit, it's eating oranges at noon. " Then I shook my finger. Two days later, it will be miserable. The whole school knows that a classmate in our school wiped his ass with his fingers after taking a shit, and repeatedly said that his fingers smelled of oranges when he was dry. ★☆ Once I was eating in a hotel, I was in a hurry, and the waiter said enthusiastically; There is no bathroom in our hotel. You can go to the toilet opposite. We have an agreement with them. When you get there, you can say that you are eating! ★☆ University, I study computer. During the internship on the computer, when the teacher dozed off, all beings were crazy about CS. Our captain couldn't hold back his excitement and quickly established a local area network. Classic dust2, the captain shouted: I am cheap (made), I am cheap (made), don't rob me. ——! Don't worry, my captain, we won't fight you. ★ ☆ It's really embarrassing to say! During the May Day holiday this year, my mother and I went to the shopping mall for a long time. Later I went to a counter selling sports shoes, and my mother asked me to try on a pair of shoes. I was exhausted at that time, and even I felt that my mind was not very clear. ~ ~ ~ Maybe I tried on too many pants before. I began to untie my belt without saying a word, and then naturally I had to pull the pants door. Oh, my God, my mother called. Hey, what are you doing? ! I just recovered! The shoe seller looked at me, stupefied. I really ... hey! Face as hot as a roast pig! What a pity! ★☆ When I was in high school, I had lunch with my friends near the school. He ordered a bowl of lasagna and another friend was drinking coke. Then I wonder who told a joke. The coke drinker laughed so hard that coke dripped from his nose. Friends laugh at others' embarrassment, but Zhang Kuan's face comes out of his nostrils! Every time I see him after graduating from college, I can't help laughing. There is a fool near the unit. It seems that his brain is broken after some operation, so there is something wrong with his nerves and brain. This person always chases people he knows or doesn't know every day and asks, Really? Is it? Is it? I was in a hurry to do something when he came over and I thought he had something to say to me. I quickly said, yes, yes, ... As a result, the fool only said two words ... stupid x ... almost fainted ★☆ What happened in junior high school ... two classmates (deskmates). Another person was anxious and scolded: "Your deskmate is a NB!" "The group of people who stayed next to us burst into laughter ... ★☆ When we were in Chinese class, the text talked about the harm of the environment, what was leaked, what was seriously polluted, and what was emotional. The 40-year-old Chinese aunt patted the podium angrily and said loudly:" You humans! I don't know how to protect the environment ! "When I was in college, I had to queue up at the gym to buy train tickets before the winter vacation next year. One year, when I was waiting in line, I suddenly felt someone poking me behind me. Looking back, my classmate handed me a piece of paper and opened it. It said, "I'm a girl in a red sweater, about 20 meters behind …" I looked back carefully and found her, blushing and cute, just my type. Her eyes are full of expectation and shyness. So I quickly read the contents behind the note, "I have an extra sleeper to Hangzhou." If anyone wants to buy it, please pass the note on ... "A new shop assistant remembered everything. An old lady bought a bottle of soy sauce. The clerk said, "I'll charge you xx yuan and I'll give you xx yuan. Do you need a straw? The old lady suddenly fainted ... ★☆ Once after school, my deskmate asked me to have dinner with her. When she left, she kindly reminded me to "go to the toilet". I may just want to eat. I blurted out "I'm not hungry" ... Looking back, I squatted on the ground and laughed at my deskmate ~★☆ 1. Once upon a time, a man caught a squid while fishing. Squid begged him: you let me go. Don't bake. The man said, well, I'll torture you a few questions. The squid is happy to say that it can be cuffed, and then the squid is baked || 2. Once upon a time, there was a little boy whose face was said to look like an elephant. Mom said who said you 1 didn't look like a kite ~ ~ ~ Then the boy nodded and walked out the door, and he flew ... ||||| The last thing I want to happen in barbecue is that 1 ... the meat is cooked with you ... the charcoal is cold ... the clams are closed ... the barbecue rack is cracked ... the fire is not planted ..