Ask the great god to give some funny jokes, even if there is a network language. I really can't think of it. . . . . . Kneel for the great god. ! ! ! !

By bus, a young woman came up with a baby in her arms. She looks beautiful! The landlord quickly gave up his seat, and the child was very sensible and said thank you uncle! Me: The children are smart and polite. Uncle tests you. What if a person gets lost? Child: Call uncle policeman and call him mother. Me: Do you remember your mother's phone number? Child:158 ××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××

At about 1 1: 40 in the evening, Cinderella said to the prince, it's almost time, I have to go. The prince said to Cinderella affectionately, don't go tonight, stay with me. Cinderella: Brother, you can stay, so you need to add a clock.

Background: I am from Beijing. I traveled to Guiyang last time. Play a joke on your friends when you come back. I said: the air is too good to adapt. Every day is strange. I'm not in the mood all day. He: Then how did you solve it? I said: every time I am not in the state, I always squat near the exhaust pipe at the rear of the car to catch my breath. When people ask, they say I miss home, which is much stronger than any pulse. At that time, my friend's expression was like this

My little niece is not good at math, and always uses all the conditions to do application problems. I taught her for a long time, but she still didn't understand, so I gave an example and said, "Little darling, there are three people in your family, two pigs, how many pigs are there?" The little niece thought for a moment and replied weakly, "Five heads." "………!"