Friends circle featured funny copywriting

1. The greatest tragedy in life: the beauty is dying and the hero is bald.

It's hot, find someone who doesn't like you to confess, and it will get cold soon.

When I was a child, I wrote a composition to help the elderly. Now that I think about it, I'm so bold!

At present, the outstanding young pioneers in primary schools are probably the pinnacle of my political career.

There are actually two kinds of so-called "poor households": the poor who lack money, the poor who lack sleep, and the poor who are finally incompetent.

6. I didn't jump the farthest in the standing long jump, but the pit I jumped was the deepest, and I am proud of it.

7. "My wife used to be very hard on me, so I let her learn Sanda and Judo." "What about now?" "Much better now. Give me a bow before you hit me! "

8. What a lovely creature a mosquito would be if it switched from sucking blood to sucking fat.

9. I envy the wolf. He has a strong wolf castle, a Hong Taro who will never leave him, and a stable job of catching sheep. 10. I asked my dad, "Why do you have my brother if you have me?" My dad: "tuba is useless, practice a trumpet." 1 1. Some people say that I am ugly, and I especially sympathize with him. Blind at a young age! When I got home, I asked my fans, am I ugly? The fan shook its head all morning and suddenly felt much more comfortable! edge

Idiot boyfriend: don't listen to the fan, it's all blowing.

12. When I got married, my daughter-in-law brought a small bottle and said that every time I made her cry, I would drop a drop of water into the bottle. When the bottle is full, my heart will die, and she will leave me without hesitation.

Three years later, I secretly poured two spoonfuls of water into the bottle a few days ago, and my daughter-in-law found out and beat me up.

13. I have to be scolded every day at home on holiday.

Four times: don't get up in the morning, get up and surf the internet, shout no at dinner, and don't sleep at night.

14. Share an experience of my online shopping: just leave a message "I am a Virgo" to the seller.

Five words. Then you will find that what you send is definitely the best quality!

15. In fact, the ideal man in a woman's mind is: Guan Yunchang has something to do and Ximen Qing has nothing to do.

16. What is the idea of eating food? Eat more if it tastes good, and eat more if it doesn't.

17. My mother asked me why I didn't tidy my room. This is a joke. I am a beauty in a messy room.

18. My classmates help me with my lessons.

After three months, finally, his grades also dropped.

19. In fact, there is no need to read all the guidebooks and condense them into.

The four words are: bring more money.

20. Every time you scold others, have you considered their feelings? Anyway, I do. I try not to use dialect, for fear that the other party will not understand.

2 1. If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat life.

I touched my face. Ah, it really hurts. Sure enough, all roses have thorns.