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The return of the king of the other shore
Author: Leading Brother
Chapter 65438 +0 Four donkey kong
Updated on February 2, 200715: 45: 00 words: 2868
At the school gate of Fu Nan University, four students are slowly walking out of the campus. The four people talked and laughed like no one was watching, and from time to time they burst into loud laughter, which caused the students around them to glare. But after being swept like an iron tower by the tall student among the four, the students bowed their heads and ran away.
"I said, boss, can you be gentle? You are like a fierce Zhang Fei. No woman dares to want you. " Liu Fei, an old talker, is tall and thin. Although he is thin, the muscles on his arm exposed in a sleeveless shirt show that he is not weak.
"If all three of us find girlfriends, I'm afraid Xiaotian will find it hard to accept. Otherwise, with my skill, I can hook the finger that the MM of that school didn't rush over. " This man is just the iron tower man who is not angry and arrogant. His boss, Wang Meng, is 1.9 meters tall, with a juryman face and full of explosive muscles.
"Gee, boss, don't drag me into everything. I'm only interested in games, not dating. " Old four Li Tian took out a pack of cigarettes and each of them gave out one.
"Ah, the boss just likes to make excuses. Just like you, fighting can easily kill people, and that woman ran away when she saw you. However, you are dishonest in Xiaotian, and you will tell dirty jokes in the dormitory. " Old 3 also spoke. His name is Ding Jun, the most handsome of the four.
"Old 3, I was drunk and I woke up alone. You are called the beauty killer, boss, you should learn more from the old 3. " Li lit a cigarette, took a slow drag, and then slowly spit it out.
"I have time to pick up girls, it is better to go to the basketball court to fill a few baskets. Stop talking, hurry up, there may be no seats if you are late. Today is a gift. ...
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