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2, friendship first | lover is not full
3. endless sky | constellations all over the sky
4. The sky will not be blue | Love will not be absent.
5. My "bed | me" is
6, wall hand in hand, height difference | kissing and licking the head to kill people.
I want to hold your hand for the rest of my life | I want to spend the rest of my life with you
8. The annual stubble line of the telephone pole was ambushed for ten thousand years.
9. South Bay is not autumn me | North Lane is not summer me.
10, young guy is gentle | big sister is chic.
1 1, the heart field is stable and the heart field is deep.
12, lone ranger | widowed man
13, my queen is funny | My king is Sabie.
14, Auntie, I like to remit my son | Uncle, I like to remit my daughter.
15, sweet potato, where are you | Sweet potato, where am I?
16. Not afraid to open your crotch when you are young | Not afraid to get away when you are young?
17, follow the dawn | like the day
18, he is so handsome | She is so beautiful.
Miss, I'll marry you. Sir, I'll marry you.
20. South 2 girls | Westlife
2 1, an orphan girl in a wandering world. The prodigal son is down and out, homeless.
22, first a friend, then a sister | eventually become a baby.
23. Unable to connect | unable to move.
24,-_ _ _ Wolf |-_ _ Kotaro
25. The wind blows from south to north
26. Sadness is over | Happiness begins.
27. Still can't let go | Still can't let go.
28, Kao Mengpo Tang has no broken Cao Naihe Bridge.
29. Men's Playboy | Women's promiscuity
30, nerve leader | Funny proportion representative
3 1, I can give up everything for the princess | I can give everything for you.
As bright as the sun | as many as the stars
Love you for a long time | accompany you
34. Repulse Bay | Deep Sea Fish
There is true love in the world. There is true love in the world.
36. singular sir | plural miss
37, phosphorus pentoxide | carbon tetroxide
38.△ Can't quit virtue love |△ Can't quit virtue poison.
39. Don't want to be friends | Dare not be lovers
40. Geeks | Wonderful Flowers
4 1, I woke up easily in this spring morning | I ate you.
42, want to wear a crown, | will lift bangs.
43, forever | loyalty
44, you stubble I Ann | hug me warm.
45. Do you dare to promise when I call you | Call me husband if you dare.
46. You and I are heart to heart
47. When your hair reaches your waist, I will click the knife *
48. Feelings are out of reach | Never leave.
49. His wife | Her old man
Don't you dare bite me | Sorry, I don't eat pork.
5 1, North City does not look back, Sansheng Amber | West City has turned into a world of glazed white.
52. Mr. Dreamer | Miss Dreamer
53. Pick up girls, David | Love doctor
54. The elegance of the old days. The sorrow of shallow years.
55. I will spend the rest of my life with you
56. Don't wait for the wrong person | Don't break the wrong heart.
57, there is no room for leftover men to touch the machine! | Older women must marry when they touch the machine!
58. Stay at home for a long time, naturally stay | stay deep and naturally sprout.
59, menopause i| adolescence I
60, deep love is not greasy | long-term companionship
6 1, I have loneliness and spirit | Would you like to go with me?
62. She is my belief, and I only work hard for her | I am her only one, and I want to cheer for her.
63, childhood friends | Two small conjectures
Forgetting is the best relief | Silence is the best telling.
65. My man has coffee | My woman is great.
66. I've heard enough and cherished my enthusiasm.
67. Knowing each other is providence | Knowing each other is fate.
68. I'm Qiqi, your coffee. My coffee, you are great.
69. I am your handsome male god in MengMeng | I am your handsome goddess in MengMeng.
70. Spend the rest of your life with her
7 1, ˇ A plain face is not as good as a beautiful face. No matter how beautiful the beauty is, it is not as good as plain face.
72. Keep writing. Na Duanqing | Continue to write. Naduan love
73, drowning in the sea is more than death | Time does not abandon youth.
74. The rest of my life is too long. | You are unforgettable.
75, minions | straight up and down.
76, vitamins | vitamins
77. Dream like a dream | Dream with you
78. See Jianghu by sealing the knife | Forget each other in Jianghu.
Husband, into the bowl | wife, into your arms.
I want to marry you. I want to marry you.
8 1, ん ん ん ん ん ん ん ん ん ん ん
82. IQ is used to sell cute | Personality is used to be cool.
Send you a smile | Give me a hug
84, the word 嗯 嗯 嗯 嗯 | 嗯 嗯 嗯 嗯 嗯 嗯 嗯.
85, the call of the wild | * of the soul.
86. Time flies like water for a lifetime | Time flies like water for a lifetime.
87. The love you give is hard to forget | There is no substitute for the love you give.
88. How can a woman be beautiful without spending money | How can a man be a hero without color?
89. Blame you | Blame me me
90. It's a fairy tale to make a wish for one person's heart | It's a joke to never part.
9 1, get out. I'm sick | Stop it. I have medicine.
92. Fear, don't touch my goddess | Fear, don't be angry with my goddess.
93. Ugly drag speed | Ugly want plastic surgery
94. I want a stable happiness and resist the cruelty of the ending.
95, male emperor | queen
96. Ten Dreams and Nine Dreams Have You | Ten Years Not See
97. rob my husband of infertility | rob my wife of childlessness.
98. elegy | died of illness
99. The remaining smile at the corners of the mouth | Tears left at the corners of the eyes
100, Gu Liang, let me count, you have me in your life.
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