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One minute before ten o'clock, Yin Xue uncovered the quilt and ran into her parents' bedroom. Yin Xue faltered: "Dad, can you not pick up Uta?"
Dad shook his head.
Yin Xue snorted and went back to the bedroom with her head down like a defeated hen.
Wuta is the daughter of a distant cousin. When she was very young, Yin Xue and Uta met once. At that time, Wuta was burning small fireworks, wearing a princess skirt and small leather shoes, and always liked to walk in front with her ass pursed.
Uta's memory is fixed at the age of ten.
That year, parents took Yin Xue to grandpa's house, and Yin Xue always liked to play with her neighbor Xiao Pang. But Uta just stepped in and bought Xiao Pang with a game machine. Then, Yin Xue was isolated.
Say that finish, Uttar put a lot of peppers in Yin Xue's bowl until Yin Xue was choked to tears, and Uttar patted the table and laughed.
When Yin Xue complained in tears, no one reprimanded Uta, because Uta had a rich parent, and every year her parents gave her grandfather many expensive gifts, and no one wanted to offend the daughter of the God of Wealth.
The injury of childhood was deeply imprinted in Yin Xue's heart, and her antipathy to Wuta deepened layer by layer.
But yesterday my father told InTata that she would stay at her house for a while. It's like an invisible needle stuck in it ...
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