What humorous routines are there to amuse girls?

M: I have a dog at home. My mother wants to throw it away. Can I adopt? W: I don't have much time to raise it. Man: Well, then we have to throw it away. It's pathetic. Woman: If you do throw it away, keep it for me. What kind of dog? Boy: single dog, me.

2. male:? I am ambitious. do you want to hear it ? ? Woman:? Well, what do you say? . Man:? Hold your hand and grow old with your son? .

3. male:? I'm a little depressed? Woman:? What happened? ? Man:? Haven't seen you all day? .

4. male:? Do you know what you look like? ? Woman:? Like what? ? Man:? Attract me like the earth? .

5. What kind of girl are you? W: I think I'm cold. Man: No wonder, I suddenly feel very cold now.

6.w: it's really cold today. M: Really? Why don't I feel cold? W: Why? Man: Because I feel warm when I think of you.

7. M: Have you ever heard a sentence? Woman: What? The ocean of suffering is endless. W: I know, it's a turning point. M: No, it was me.

When I first met you, M: I thought you were very nice. W: What do you mean? Is it bad now? Man: No woman:? Man: Now I find that you are the best in the world.

9.M: I heard it. Woman: What? Man: The person you dream about is the person who thinks about you, so ... Woman: So what? Man: Tell me whether you like me or not. Why else do I dream about you every day?

10, female: What do you think I am? M: I think you are like a glass of wine. W: Why? M: The better the product, the more delicious it is.

1 1, female: Well, I'm going to take a shower. Man: Hum, how could you? Woman: Huh? What happened to the shower? Man: Now that we are good friends, you don't even take a shower with me/look at me.

12, female: It's getting cold today. Do you think my arms are warm/shy?

13, M: I miss you. Are you thinking about me, too? W: Hum, no. Man: Pull your pig's nose to make you hum.

14, M: What are you doing? Woman: I just got up (it's noon 1 1 o'clock). Man: You are a little pig. Woman: Well, you are. M: Haha, but I also like the pig and your life ~

M: Hey, can I ask you a personal question? Woman: What? M: Do you have a boyfriend? Woman: No! Do you want me to introduce you to one? Woman: Who is it? Man: That man has the same surname as me. (Say your name tactfully and mysteriously)

16, female: Am I on time? M: Well, I'm always super punctual and never late for more than an hour.

17、? I went running today, and I ran a model that loves you?

18、? Why are you so homesick? It's always in my heart. Not going out?

19, male:? I've always wanted a feeling? . Woman:? How do you feel? ? Man:? What's it like to be with you? .

My mother gave me this face and I was destined to wait for you?