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What do you mean, cut me some slack? Who invented the horse?

Cut me some slack. It belongs to the Three Kingdoms.

Huarong Road released Cao Cao, Guan Yu retreated to give up a horse seat, and Cao Cao was released. Since then, it has been described as letting the other side go easy and give yourself a chance to live.

"Zhuge Liang is brilliant, Guan Yunchang knows Cao Cao" is a well-known story, and it is also an important chapter in The Romance of the Three Kingdoms. After Battle of Red Cliffs, Cao Cao fled Huarong Road in panic. Zhuge Liang sent Guan Yu to ambush here. Cao Cao was at a loss. He lost his troops, so he couldn't fight any more. Spare Cao Cao, even though he wrote a written military order to take him alive.

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Battle of Red Cliffs, Cao Jun was defeated. Cao Cao led the beaten army to flee for their lives in confusion and was ambushed and killed all the way. In the end, only 300 people rode to Huarong Road. At this time, everyone was hungry and the horses were sleepy. Those who were crushed by the rescue walked ahead, and those who were shot by arrows reluctantly left; Armor soaked, all incomplete, banners and banners of military weapons, messy, saddle clothes abandoned. It's freezing in the middle of winter, and its suffering is beyond words.

Within a few miles, Cao Cao was laughing at his horse. Asked about the reason, Cao Cao said: "People say that Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang are resourceful, but I think they are incompetent in the end. If we ambush an army here, we will all be bound. "

Before the words were finished, a cannon shot and 500 school knives were placed on both sides. General Guan Yu took the dragon knife and crossed the red hare to stop the way. When Cao Jun saw this scene, he lost confidence and looked at each other. Cao Cao said, "Since I'm here, we must fight to the death!" The generals said, "Even if people are not afraid, their horsepower is exhausted. How can they resume the war? "

Counselor Cheng Yu said: "Guan Yu has always been arrogant, unable to feel inferior, bullying the strong and not bullying the weak, with clear grievances, loyalty and honesty. The Prime Minister treated him well in the past, but today he wants to intercede in person to solve this problem. "

Hearing this, Cao Cao bowed to Ma Xiangqian and said, "How is the general?" Guan Yu also leaned down and replied, "I have been waiting for the Prime Minister for a long time under the orders of my military adviser."

Cao Cao said, "I am in danger of defeat today, and there is no way out." I hope that the general will pay more attention to the past. " Guan Yu said, "although I was once the prime minister, I have been rewarded." How dare you waste the public today? "

Cao Cao said, "A gentleman values faith. Can the general remember when he has gone through five customs and killed six generals? "

Guan Yu is a man who values righteousness, and he is tempted to think of Cao Cao's many kindness and the subsequent five customs and six generals. See Cao Jun panic, want to cry, in the heart more and more unbearable, then bridle the horse's head, ordered the whole army to disperse. When Cao Cao saw Guan Yu returning to his horse, he rushed over with his men.

By the time Guan Yu turned around, Cao Cao had already taken the others. Guan Yu shouted and Cao Jun dismounted and bowed down. Guan Yu is the last straw. As he hesitated, Cao Jiang rode to Zhang Liao. Guan Yu and Zhang Liao are old friends. When we met today, we moved our old feelings and let go with a sigh. Later generations have a poem saying: "Cao Zang was defeated and won his glory, and met Guan Gong in a narrow way. Just for the initial kindness, put down the golden lock and stay away from the dragon. "