Humorous greetings in the morning

1. Say good morning. Good morning! Say you care in the morning. Did you have breakfast? Say hello to the early shift Did you sleep well last night? Sincerely send a blessing in the morning. Have a nice day!

2. Beautiful morning, brilliant you and beautiful life are waiting for you! Beautiful weather, beautiful you, beautiful emotions moisten you! Fresh air, fresh you, happy mood with you! I wish you happiness!

Let the morning sun bring you luck, let the dancing willow branches bring you passion, let the blue sky bring you dreams, let the midnight stars bring you sweetness, let my blessing bring you happy mood and bless peace!

Although busyness will leave greetings behind, although years will push the past far away, every time I look back, stop and think of you, my heart will be warm and comfortable. May my greetings always accompany you, and may you have a good mood and surprise tomorrow.

The angel asked me to tell you that you are as lucky as the stars in the sky and as happy as the fish in the sea! Open your eyes in the morning, and the first ray of sunshine shines on you, which is the beginning of everything! I wish you happy every day!

6. I call the sun to give you happy sunshine every day, and I call the moon to give you a sweet dream every day. I wish you all the best!

7. I believe that the sun will bring you the warmth and blessings of the first sunshine. May you have a good mood all spring. Good morning! !

8. A greeting, a wish, a string of blessings, I hope happiness will always emerge in your heart.

9. May a greeting bring you a new mood and a blessing bring you a new starting point.

10. Collect golden flowers in my heart garden, and I will give you the brightest one as my greeting.

1 1. Good morning, my eternal love. Although I haven't got up yet, my thoughts have flown to your side, happy and sad, waiting for the information terminal of fate. I don't know if I will follow our hope terminal.

12. I am happy to receive blessings one morning, and I am happy to receive blessings one summer. It's morning and summer. I send my blessing to you, wishing you happiness every second!

13. Good morning, a beam of sunshine shines on you. I wish you happiness every day. Go to the God of Wealth's home and your dream will come true. You won the lottery today and will take office tomorrow. All my friends' wishes are sincere.

14. Good morning, dear. Breakfast is made of raw materials that I lay in bed last night.

15. After getting up in the morning, please open your sleeping heart before opening the window. In this way, the outdoor wind can blow into your heart. So, every day, the first thing you have to do is to be happy!

16. Sincere wishes bring you far away. I wish you all the best and happiness.

17. I sincerely wish you: giggle secretly at work and skip off work! Humming a tune in my mouth, I unconsciously went out of tune! After work at noon, I make a hullabaloo about. At night, I snore and sleep! I woke up in the morning startled: late again!

18. Open your eyes and give you a gentle blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute. I hope you have a nice day!

Humorous greetings

1. If spring leaves, I will wait for you in summer. If the moon is gone, I will wait for you at dawn; If the sun goes, I will wait for you at night; If you don't answer me, I'll keep threatening you with text messages!

It is said that if you receive a caring message at dawn, people who read it will be happy for life. If so, I would like to be the messenger of happiness. When the morning comes, I will gently say: Good morning!

3. The mood in the morning is to hold the morning light together, dispel troubles and hesitation with warm beauty, rise happiness from the bottom of my heart, wash depression and melancholy with comfort and coolness, and self-confidence will rise from this moment, a new day, new hope and new opportunities. Good morning.

4. Spring, summer, autumn, winter, and peace every year. Your peace is my wish, and my blessing wishes you good health, peace of mind, good morning and good night, and peace throughout your life.

There is a grass that is green for you, a sky that is sunny for you, a cloud that floats for you, a gust of wind that blows for you, a flower that smiles for you, and a moon that walks for you. There is a saying for you: you are happy, I am happy!

6. The chicken "oh, oh, oh" came again in the morning. The outside world is really beautiful. It is very important for people in bed to get up quickly and breathe fresh air. The teacher and boss are waiting for you to report, and the morning breeze carries my message. Say "good morning" and wish you not to be late!

7, fast, can't wait, I will lead the heavenly soldiers to come to you with the rising of the sun, and give you the best wishes first: May you open your eyes and see happiness within reach; Lift your legs across Xiangyun and open your mouth into happiness; Well, have a nice day! Good morning, friend!

8. Take time to help others. This is the road to happiness. Take time to dream, this is a successful beginning; Take time to love each other, which is the need of happiness; Take some time to exercise, which is necessary for health! Take time to giggle, it's important for you!

9. If the sun doesn't shine on you today, you can choose the following ways to cheer up: 1. Look at my message. Write me back when you are free. 3. Think of me again. 4. Think of me again when you are free. Hehe, I wish you happiness!

10, think about the relationship, and often chat by SMS; If you are upset, you may wish to smile; Sadness drives away happiness; Concerned about the surroundings, emotionally reliable; Greet quietly and throw yourself into your arms; Bless you, be healthy and grow old! Where the heart goes, where the feelings go!

1 1, a ray of morning light is soft and comfortable, a blessing is accompanied by happiness, a greeting is sent to care, a happy wish with a smile, a beautiful day hug, a short message friendship link, a word good morning, friend!

12, let the sunshine bring you warmth; Let the wind blow away your troubles; Let the rain wash away your regrets; Let work bring you wealth; ; Let my information bring you good luck!

13, I miss you every noon, and my feet are sweating, but I can't think of every word of this message. I want to call you, but I'm afraid to disturb you, and the long-distance charge is expensive. It's a shame! ! I hope you understand, Trinidad. Ha ha ha ha!

14, the early morning breeze, drifting over the windowsill, brushed the corner of the hair tip, the early morning bird singing, the laughter when waking up, the environment of the earth is naturally beautiful, and the "friends" in nature are calling you: "Good friends, get up quickly, and it's time for' good morning'."

15, you are hungry, I am a meat bag, you can chew it; You are cold, I am a yurt, you can drill; You are poor, I am a wallet, you can take it out; You are angry, I am a sandbag, you can kick it; If you are bored, I am dynamite. You can order!

16, because of fashion, less cloth; Because of air conditioning, less sweating; Because of entertainment, communication is less; I lost my appetite because of the banquet; Because of competition, leisure is less; Because of your good friend, my troubles are less.

17, people are like houses, and friends are like windows. The more windows, the brighter the house! I would like to be your biggest window facing the sun, sending flowers in spring, cool breeze in summer, cool breeze in autumn and sunshine in winter; May happiness and health always accompany you!

18, time is like water, every day's joys and sorrows, every moment's happiness and sadness, many of them have disappeared in the turbulent waves, nowhere to be found. Only friends are always around. I wish you happiness every day. Good morning!

19, I present you the shortest, most incisive, most popular, warmest and best-selling mobile phone novel of this century: I wish you a happy day! I wish you a happy reading, satisfactory acceptance, comfortable execution and comfortable enjoyment! Please accept it!

20. Today's life is very happy, and tomorrow will be a beautiful day. I wish money a bright future: counting your hands cramps, saving until you run, spending money happily, using old money for new money, and changing small money into big money. Forward! Qian Jin!

2 1, buddy, do you have a timetable today? The air outside is really fresh and the birds are really happy. Pack your things and spread the joy! Did you come out? Why can't I see you? Don't come out until you come out. I didn't come out anyway. I just want to tell you: good morning, friend!

22. It's dawn because the sun is up and the grass is green. Because spring is here, butterflies are dancing. Because the flowers are in bloom, I send you a text message because I want to wake up the lazy pig. Haha, get up. Good morning!

23. As long as you have a pure and sweet smile; You will be romantic; You will have a beautiful and happy tomorrow! I wish you a happy and good mood!

Magpie crows for you, alarm clock rings for you, chicken crows for you, kitten meows for you, puppy wants it for you, lazy people get up, lazy people get up. It's time for class. Good morning. I said it for you. I made breakfast for you. Don't miss class.

25. Wages are like geometric doubling of house prices, and marriage is like stocks that can only be sold; Age is like a 40% discount on credit cards, and red envelopes are like one-way charges for moving; Money is soaring like Spring Festival travel rush craze, and happiness is yours forever like a diamond!

26. Please ask Grandfather Sun to gently wake up your sleeping heart and sprinkle warm sunshine all over your body. May you be full of energy and confidence to welcome a new day. Good morning, my friend!

27. The morning light strolls into the window screen, hoping to fill your cheeks. Sunglow opens your heart, and your confidence gradually sublimates. Say good morning, take a breath, full of energy and happiness. Good morning, friend.

28, early morning, early morning, send you a panacea for early morning, clear your mind with the sound of early morning, full of morning light and full of energy; When the morning breeze blows, the troubles disappear; The morning dew is shining and confidence is coming. I wish you a happy day and good morning.

29. I put happiness in the "tube", happiness in the "column", sweetness in the "million" and romance on the "whiteboard", which reads "get rich". I wish you a happy life.

30, you are an onion, growing in my heart, no soil and watering, as lush; You are an onion, blooming in my eyes. If the food you eat has no taste, there will be no food left for you. You are my onion, onion, onion, and I like you!

3 1, migrant workers feel: a snot, a tear; Dedicated, brave and fearless; In order to make a living, bear hardships; Abandon family and career, and live up to your elders; Dare not expect, social status; All stupid and narcissistic!

Evening humorous greetings

1. You dream during the day. If you dream at night, you will be there. You should take good care of yourself. Don't have a cold and runny nose. If you sneeze occasionally. That means I miss you.

2. Spring is easy to get old, and summer is just as fleeting; What passed, what came, and how many things passed in a hurry! Spring flowers have fallen, so have summer flowers.

3. If the wind doesn't blow and the rain doesn't fall, you are not afraid of anything at this moment; Moonlight pours and stars twinkle, and I often miss you; Clouds need clothes, flowers need capacity, and good dreams will accompany you until dawn; Good night to you.

I have said good night to you for a long time. Will you wait for this wonderful night in the future now?

5. The tidbits are fragrant, and the drizzle sends love. In this rainy season, endless hopes bloom, and I sincerely wish your dreams come true.

6. Find an excuse to talk to you every night, and take the opportunity to cheat a good night and come back with me to have a sweet dream.

7. It rained in Mao Mao in the morning. May all your wishes come true. The sun is shining at noon, may you be young and romantic; In the evening, the sky is full of rosy clouds, wishing you endless happiness; The stars shine at night, and I wish you rich financial resources; Full moon in the middle of the night, have a good dream.

8. The stars that never fall at night are my good night wishes to you. The first wind knocking at the door in the morning is my loyal greeting to you.

9. Get some sleep and keep a good mood. Worry disappears and happiness grows. Have a good sleep and have a good mood. Sweet dreams, dear. Get some sleep and stay healthy. Clear mind and clear eyes. Go to sleep and be happy. Good day. See you tomorrow.

10. Is the painful and happy heart listening? If love is not once, I want to share joys and sorrows with you in your strong heart.

1 1. The breeze is swaying, and Cangshan is farther in the sunset. Seven or eight stars are outside the sky, and the moon is ashamed to show up. Everything is silent, and the insects call you to sleep. Greetings are silent, I am afraid of good dreams. Say good night gently, and wish you a dream!

12. I want to cry, and tears fall into my heart, because I think of the injustice of loving you. Want to sleep, people drift into sleep in a daze, because we are always sweet and dependent in our dreams!

13. Make a good wish for your happiness, make a good wish for everything, make a good wish for you, and smile sweetly!

14. A distant dream lights a lamp. Listen to my wishes. I hope your life has no scars. I hope you have a safe trip. I hope all good things can fill your dreams. Have a good dream tonight!

15. Maybe work is boring, maybe life is boring; When the sunset has gone, rest is the most critical moment; May happiness always accompany you and your dreams come true; Good Night!

16. Quiet night, listening to the breeze and singing lullabies gently; Enjoy the moon and sprinkle happiness and auspiciousness; Insects whisper, greet and fly, creating a romantic venue; I wish you good night, and the smile on your lips will always shine!

17. When you are alone, please remember to take care of yourself, eat and sleep on time, not only for yourself, but also to prevent people who care about you from always worrying.

18. Some things are doomed, even if you don't want to, you can only endure them. Along the way, don't be afraid of silence and loneliness, only they will accompany us. good night

19. May my blessings, like high and low wind chimes, bring you tinkling happiness! If you smile in your dream, it must be me!

20. Yue Hui Yingying is a feeling of missing; The starry sky is a watchful eye; The gentle wind is the sound of happiness; Qiandeng is a happy family; Happy night, happy mood, I hope you have a beautiful night. Good Night!

2 1. Recalling the feeling of playing with the sun in the starry night, lingering in the night wind, sighing when the outside world is silent, longing for tenderness, longing for passion, longing for a lullaby drifting away, let me sleep, good night!

22. Candlelight lit your smile, and the smile bloomed in my heart, soaking my deep thoughts. The cool breeze at night blows my face and sends you full blessings. May you always be happy and have a good night.

Classic humorous greetings

The latest classic humorous greetings

1, the sun is high, you are still sleeping, I have been calling you, but you sleep more soundly; A brilliant idea suddenly occurred to me. Take a bone and I saw you calling for a terminal at me.

2, the air is fresh in the morning, so that everything goes well with you; It's sunny in the morning, and I wish you double your salary; There is a breeze in the afternoon. May you be young and not old.

3.good morning. Have you eaten? If you don't eat, I'll give you a plate of duck to make you homesick. There is also a dish that people love to eat every day; With soup, you will always be healthy; Another glass of wine will make happiness last; Add another bowl of rice, and love will always be with you.

Good morning, a beam of sunshine shines on you. I wish you happiness every day. Go to the home of the god of wealth, your dream will come true, you will win the grand prize tomorrow, and you will take office tomorrow. Greetings from all friends are sincere terminals.

5. The sun is setting all over the sky in the morning. May you be safe with you; The scorching sun in the middle of the night, I wish you good luck all day; I wish you happiness at sunset in the morning!

Good morning, sun, good morning, earth, good morning, China, good morning, dear pig, get up quickly, the sun is going to tease your ass at the terminal.

7. It's dawn. The alarm clock went off. Get up reluctantly. My greetings have arrived in time. If you are happy, smile. Good morning, terminal. I wish you a good mood!

8. Wake up every day and tell yourself: fewer reasons, bigger belly, sweeter mouth, smaller temper, faster action, higher efficiency, more smiles and more brains.

9. The clear morning breeze rang the bell of happiness, and my heart played cheerful music, saying "good morning", saying hello to you and sighing the morning greeting message.

10, the beauty in the morning is as fragrant as grass, as clear as a river, as transparent as glass, and as sweet as dew. Good morning, dear friends. I wish you a good mood tomorrow!

1 1. The beauty in the morning is as fragrant as grass, as clear as a river, as transparent as glass and as sweet as dew. Good morning, dear friends. I wish you a good mood tomorrow!

12, tea soaked in hot water becomes fragrant, due to temperature; It is a habit for friends to care about contact, because they are sincere; SMS wishes you a happy smile, because you have feelings; Text message, I was surprised this morning. May you be happy and surprised every day.

13, open the window in the morning, embrace the sunshine and feel the natural smile; Take a walk at night and talk about family happiness, which is very terminal and has a good attitude. May you be happy and beautiful!

14, open your sleepy eyes and dispel the sleepiness all night; Stretch comfortably and report a happy day; Drink a cup of sweet morning tea and start a happy pace; Send a good morning message and be determined to be happy. Good morning!

15, buddy, is there a timetable today? The air outside is really fresh and the birds are really happy. Pack your things and spread the joy! Did you come out? Why can't I see you? Don't come out until you come out. I didn't come out anyway. I just want to tell you: good morning, friend!

16, wake you up with a ray of morning glow, let you open the window with a crow, let you cool with a ray of breeze, stretch your heart with a piece of music, and send you a blessing with a short message: a new day, a new hope, a new beginning, all goes well! Good morning!

17, the sun shines into your curtains. When you opened your eyes, you received my message and brought you gentle blessings. May it bring happiness and good luck every minute! Good morning!

18, good morning, silly giggle, tired and unhappy. Eat a nutritious breakfast, and your health will help you earn money. May your career flourish and your sweet love get better every day. Blessing always comes earlier than others: good morning!

19, time is like water, the only constant is deep concern; Silent morning, a breeze, what I want to say is that warm self-confidence. Years are quiet, good morning, my friend!

20. Peace is compassion, gentleness is kindness; No dispute is friendship, and forgiveness is letting go. Every morning is a free and easy reason to separate the past from the present. The past is the beginning of forgetting, just to say "good morning" to you.

2 1, peace is compassion, gentleness is goodness; No dispute is friendship, and forgiveness is letting go. Every morning is a free and easy reason to separate the past from the present. The past is the beginning of forgetting, just to say "good morning" to you.

22. Time flows like water. Many joys and sorrows of every day, joys and sorrows of every moment, have disappeared in the turbulent waves and are nowhere to be found. Only friends are always around. I wish you happiness every day. Good morning!

23. Wake you up with a rising sun, let you open the window with a crow, let you cool with a breeze, stretch your heart with a piece of music, and send you a blessing with a short message: a new day, a new hope, a new beginning, everything goes well! Good morning!

24. Grab a ray of morning light and gently touch your face to bring a refreshing day; May you open your eyes and go to sleep, and happiness will float to your ears and gently tell you: good morning, friend!

25. The plan of the year lies in the morning, and the early bird catches the worm. Get up, lazy pig. The god of wealth is knocking at the door. Get up, lazy pig. Happiness is waiting for you. Today, a good dream came true and everything went well. Good morning, friend.

26. May the first sunshine bring you a hundredfold energy, the first greeting bring you a refreshing feeling, and the first sentence won't make you nervous. The first sentence is' good morning'!

27. Get up in the morning, stretch, ha ha laugh in front of the mirror, say good morning, smile, throw away all the pressure, brush your teeth, wash your face and hum a tune, have a happy day, say hello many times today, good morning and wish you a happy life. Good morning.

28, epoch-making history, Cang Xie worked hard to create words, Confucius and Mencius etiquette is very decent, now socialist culture, literacy is the theme, mobile phone text messages convey my intention, I have to get up every day, for fear of disturbing your dream, you have to be "Hu Hansan" and the boss "good morning"!

29, the morning light spilled into my heart, happiness began to ripple, and a beautiful day appeared again. Exile all troubles and worries, and let good luck be with you. Why the vicissitudes of life, just want to relax and let the beautiful mood spread its wings and fly. Good morning.

30.good morning! Which flower has no fragrance, which gust of wind is not weak, which star has no light, and which blessing will not last long. In the ideological trend of my life, missing has always had a direction. It's like every river has waves and every ship has a harbor. In my dream, you always sing friendship in a clear voice.

3 1, turn on your mobile phone in the morning, have my blessing to accompany you, enjoy the fresh air in the aroma of breakfast, and have happiness by your side every day, because my blessing is only for you!

Honey, another day. May the beautiful sunshine beautify your mood and good luck accompany you. Don't be busy, don't worry, smile, feel the beauty of life and hug happiness tightly. Good morning.

33. Manna polishes your crystal eyes, sunshine bakes your warm taste, greetings bring you wonderful happiness and a fresh morning. I hope my short message can give you a simple and fulfilling happy day. Good morning.

34. Wake up slowly in the morning light, listen to the birds and smell the flowers to make yourself feel more comfortable. Let go of worries and sorrows, accept happiness and fragrance, make every day full of sunshine, and make every second fly incisively and vividly. Good morning.

35. Sleep away yesterday's fatigue, forget yesterday's troubles, open today's eyes and open today's beauty. Good morning, may my greetings moisten you like a cool morning!

36. good morning A beam of sunshine shines on you. I wish you happiness every day. Go to the God of Wealth's home and your dream will come true. You won the lottery today and will take office tomorrow. All my friends' wishes are sincere.

Honey, another day. May the beautiful sunshine beautify your mood and good luck accompany you. Don't be busy, don't worry, smile, feel the beauty of life and hug happiness tightly. Good morning.

38. Everything wakes up in the morning star, the morning light sends brilliance, the morning wind sends a wisp of spring buds, the morning dew opens a drop of flowers, and a short message sends blessings. Please accept it all. I wish you a cool day and a happy smile like rosy clouds!

39. No matter when you finish, it is important not to regret it.

40, fresh air, happy breathing, through the air into your soul; Breathe the sunshine, embrace happiness, make a cup of sweet coffee, and accept the message of blessing. I wish you good morning, very warm!

4 1, life is empty, a little love, some hate, say good morning to each other; Life is short. Say good night to each other with a little hope and some dreams.

42. good morning Wash your face and smile. Have a nutritious breakfast. You are full of energy and high spirits. You are happy to make money. Have a nice day. Good morning!

43. Distance is always beautiful. Intimacy will only suffocate both sides. Whether friends or lovers, don't love too close. The art of love is like a kite. Only by giving it freedom like the wind can you see it flying in the blue sky.

44. Instead of being busy and conspicuous, it is better to be a real and natural person in the crowd, not to make public, not to be artificial, and to stand back at any time. I have a fixed mind, just concentrate on my work. -"The Golden Age of Su Nian"

45. There are many such miracles in life. Things that seem more difficult than going to heaven can sometimes be done easily. The difference lies in extraordinary beliefs.

No matter when you start, it is important not to stop after you start.

47. The beauty of the morning is as fragrant as grass, as clear as a river, as bright as glass and as sweet as dew. Good morning, dear partner. May you have a kind heart today!

Turn your face to the sun, and there will be no shadow.

49. When I was a teenager, I was crazy about the words "take me away". Now, I will never let anyone take me away at will. I have learned to go by myself.

50. If I could become a snowflake, I would fall on you quietly and melt away slowly. I hope my meekness can relieve your fatigue, and my crystal can filter your thoughts. Good morning!