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Find all the riddles of Agasa Hiroshi's jokes in Detective Conan.
Theater Edition 3 Question: I have many grandchildren. How old are they? (ワシにはくのがぃる). He Cai? ) answer: 0 years old. It's just an egg. ワシシわし is a homophonic word for vultures, and "having more grandchildren" means "having more grandchildren" (a homophonic word for eggs). Still an egg, of course, it is 0 years old.
Theater Edition Question 5: (88-year-old named Mi Shou, 77-year-old named Xi Shou, 99-year-old named Bai Shou. ) What should I call my 44th birthday? The tip is that this is composed of a Chinese character and three katakana characters, and the birthday character can be ignored. Answer: Forty-four is exactly half of eighty-eight, right? Eighty-eight is rice (こめ), and the English word for rice is rice(ライス). Because it is a half bowl (はん), it is a half bowl of rice (half bowl).
Theater version 6: Mr. A of this game company can't help falling in love with cocoon playing when he goes to work. What should the boss do with Mr. A when he sees this situation? 1, praised and finally got through the game; 2. Fired him for playing games at work; Because he sleeps soundly in the cocoon, let him continue to sleep like this. A: "Cocoon" refers to silkworm cocoon. Moreover, silkworms spin silk and form cocoons (かぃこ, the same sound as dismissal). In other words, firing is firing. コクーン→ Cocoon (まゆ) → Silkworm (かぃこ) → Dismissal (かぃこ) →クこ
Question 7: In the Qing Dynasty, there was a first lover named Wonai (ぅずねすね), but this girl was going to marry another man. Knowing after Huaqing: 1, angry; 2, happy; 3. cry. So, which is the answer? Answer: I cried The answer is the third, crying. It comes from "The Pain of Chemical Celebration". A man as powerful as Hua Qing also has a weakness. He will cry when kicked. The tibia (the front side of the calf) is "the pain of celebrating". The groom (むこ) and Werner (ぅずね) are going to get married. Connected together is the tibia (the front of the calf, むこぅずね).
Theater Edition Question 9: On this trip, Mrs. Yuan entered the clinic for treatment. Excuse me, what happened to Mrs. Yuan? 1, eating too much will spoil your stomach; 2. I fell and sprained my foot; 3, too much sun exposure, heatstroke. Answer: (hint: English, boat) The answer is two, sprain. In English, the boat is ship(シップ). If Yuan's foot is twisted too much, he should put a plaster (wet cloth).
Theater version 1 1 Question: The scandal of the former king was revealed in the fish kingdom next to the marine monument, so snapper succeeded. Which of the following is the former king? 1, squid; 2. Octopus; 3. crabs. Answer: The answer is the first one, squid. "Your Majesty" can be divided into "King" and "Your Majesty". If you add "Your Majesty" to the squid, it is "Your Majesty the squid" (pronounced "false" in Japanese). Squid, your majesty, means "fake"
Theater Edition 12 Question: A Chinese opera actor had a sore throat and was waiting for surgery. Later, he gave up the surgery and was cured by pills brought by his grandfather. Who is the opera singer? A, soprano B, contralto C, tenor D, bass hint: How do you say surgical English? Surgery is commonly known as (Ope) plus (grandpa's pill) in Japanese. Answer: An opera singer gives up surgery, and after opera is removed (Ope), there is still (ra). Pill refers to the medicine that is kneaded into small round particles (grandpa's pill), which can also be said to be (grandpa's small round). After combining the previous (RA), ra ...
Theater Edition 13 Question: It rained this year, and the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl who could only meet on Tanabata decided to spend it at will. Next, which of the following is that day? 1) 65438+1October1New Year's Day 2) February 2 (around February 2, beginning of spring) 3) March 3 (March 3, Daughter's Day) 4) May 5 (Dragon Boat Festival). Reason: May 5th is Children's Day, that is, Children's Day, which is written separately as Children's Day and read as Love Day. (It's really cold-|||)
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