A joke novel about the princess's ascension to heaven.

"Abandoning the Emperor's Benevolence to the World: A peerless master" Like her, two generations of mediocre people-passers-by who play soy sauce, are her ultimate identity! But God has arranged for her a master who is above the prince, prime minister and emperor and is rumored to be peerless.

He said, "She is my self-taught apprentice. Even if I kill her 10 thousand times myself, I will never allow you to touch her. "

She said, "Disciple Xi swore to Master Duan Hua that he would never betray or cheat Master and never disobey Master unless he died."

The cloud nine carefree tune:

"The emperor can't have women around him. Yesterday I saw a female mandrill being recruited. "

"Jade Emperor must have used his most powerful trick,' up and down'!"

"Wrong, the emperor used a face."

"……"

The gods smiled at the flowers, the mother mandrill's nose bled and her heart broke and she died ... Yes, this is the legendary charm. "

Master loves me.

The first time we met, he left her a warm and real dream, in which she was no longer lonely; When he met her again, he faced her growth and chose to obey his own mind, overbearing and gentle.

He plotted to lure her into his love step by step; She is very clever, seeing through the tenderness in his eyes, and never resists. However, his identity and her life experience have become the problems they have to face. Finally one day, she discovered one of his secrets. ...

They are mentoring. Once, he was kind and filial to her, but under his deliberate management, when she was still ignorant, the ethical boundaries were already very fragile!

In the imperial court, the situation changed, and he actually controlled the alternation of the throne! Will her choice bring him a fatal crisis? How should she decide? ...

Why forget Sichuan?

The first time I flirted with him was because of a mistake,

She said,

People make mistakes, horses trip, fairies, and sometimes they are distracted. ...

The second time I was delirious and frivolous about him,

She said,

It was a full moon night, and an ancient disease broke out. ...

Drunk for the third time, kissed the emperor in public on his birthday,

She said ...

She was embarrassed to say it, so she packed her bags and ran away. ...

Because she accidentally molested the celestial supreme night fairy!

It is really embarrassing for her to ask the first-class fairy palace in the celestial world to caress the owner of Yao Pavilion.

In the depths of her memory, there seems to be a fog that cannot be dispersed and opened.

After three generations, why did you forget Sichuan?

Meet the monarch again in autumn

A thousand years ago, she was just a small camellia demon, but he was the king in charge of the sky!

At the once-in-a-century flower show, she showed her love to him in public, which attracted countless laughs. She was angry: "I just want to be the queen of God." He smiled: "Then cultivate immortality." Since then, she has devoted herself to practice. Five hundred years ago, Yaochi Club,

She asked again, "When can I be your queen?" He was silent for a moment, then smiled and said, "When you enter the immortal book."

Want to be a banshee after him? She finally understood the reason for his silence. She resolutely turned around, chose the "commitment relationship" in the world of mortals, abandoned Xianlu, and fell into reincarnation forever. She doesn't want to cultivate immortality anymore, she just wants to forget him!

Now, he has changed his life because of a thousand years of guilt, and brought her into the reincarnation of previous lives, bent on making her cultivate immortality again to make up for the original debt. When the flowers fall, the two meet again. ...

On that day, my eyes were full of purples and camellias. Whose eyes would be lost?

Yi Ji Ling

At an early age, I was ordered to learn from my teacher and went through hardships. Finally arrived in Penglai, so angry and unpredictable.

When everyone was afraid to bet on the whole world and accept her as a migrant worker, he stepped on the phoenix and held her hand and said, "I believe you will let the teacher win this bet for the whole world." The brisk voice invisibly gave a firm impression, which made her heart beat, and from then on it was beyond redemption. ...

I am still stubborn after being hurt, for her own sake and more for him.

How much hate, how much love, finally, she said: "Master, there is no six realms in Linger's heart, and there is no life.

Only the master, Chung Ling is willing to let the whole world fight for the master ... "