Driving humorous sentences

1, not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

3. The mice are looking for cats all over the street with knives.

4, as long as the kung fu is deep, shit is also serious.

5. Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ...

6. Who runs fastest in China? It's Cao Cao (not Liu Xiang). Because speaking of the devil.

7, how far is the thought, how far you roll for me.

8. Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we truly realize that we are "descendants of the dragon".

9. All's well that ends well for lovers.

10, spring comes, and a flock of geese fly north, forming a B-shape for a while and a T-shape for a while.

1 1. Where did you fall? Just lie down.

12, if there is a problem, find the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

13, the donkey has looked backwards.

14, the highest level of self-help in eating: help the wall in, help the wall out.

15 although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, someone praised my left nostril as an idol.

16, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me?

17, take the newspaper to the toilet, I am a scholar.

18, women must be better to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby!

19, your ugliness has nothing to do with your face. ...

Grandpa comes from his grandson. ...