English jokes: bad news and terrible news

Michael sat in his attorney's office. Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news? the lawyer asked.

Give me the bad news first.

Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars.

That's the bad news? Asked Michael incredulously. I can't wait to hear the terrible news.

The terrible news is that it's of you and your secret. Bad news and terrible news

Michael is sitting in the lawyer's office. Do you want to know the bad news or the terrible news first? Asked the lawyer.

tell me the bad news first.

Your wife found a photo worth 5, dollars.

that's the bad news? Michael is full of doubts. I can't wait to hear the terrible news.

the terrible news is that it is a photo of you and your secretary.