Question-style jokes

For example

Why don’t two medium-rare steaks talk together

Because they are not cooked

In the past, there were A kid called Bad Joke.

The cold joke is that his family is very poor, so he wears very few clothes in winter, so he is very cold.

A: Besides humans, which animal likes to ask "why" the most?

B: I don’t know.

A: It’s a pig!

B: Why?

Ha! ! ! Get it done

The following is a cold joke in the form of a question;

"A puppy was walking in the desert, and suddenly it died. What was the reason?"

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"He died of peeing! Because there are no telephone poles in the desert"

"So, a puppy was walking in the desert and found the telephone pole. But it still suffocated to death, why do you think it is?"

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"Because there is a sign on the telephone pole saying "Open defecation is strictly prohibited here""

"A puppy was walking in the desert and found a telephone pole. There was no note on the pole, but it still choked to death from urine. Do you know why?"

… …

“Because there were two other puppies queuing in front of this puppy, the puppy was suffocated to death”

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"A puppy was walking in the desert. It found a telephone pole. There was no note on the pole, and there were no other puppies lining up in front of it, but it still died. Why?"

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Haha...

"Because there are two puppies queuing up behind it. Those two puppies are female dogs, and the little male is The dog was embarrassed, so he suffocated to death!"

What do you think after reading this joke?

In fact, each joke explains a truth.

The first story is to guide us. If there is no environment, we must create an environment. Can’t we pee without a telephone pole? The second story is to guide us not to be restricted by rules and regulations. On the telephone pole If there is a sign not to defecate anywhere, does that mean it’s no longer possible? The third story instructs us to have the courage to seize food from the tiger's mouth and kick away the two puppies in front, otherwise it will be your turn. The fourth story tells us that we should never be embarrassed no matter what the circumstances.

1 Don’t go out on a rainy day if you don’t have much money? Answer: 30000000 (Don’t go out without an umbrella[3])

2 What should I do if the pig comes out of the pigsty? {Guess a star} Answer: Wang Leehom

3 The pig comes out of the pigsty again, what should I do? {Guess a star} Answer: Han Hong

4 The pig comes out of the pig pen for the third time, what should I do? {Guess a star} Answer: Zai Zai

5 Which brand of cosmetics is easy to catch colds? Answer: Yaqian (ARCHE[A sneeze])

6 A and B can transform into each other. B can produce C in boiling water. C can be oxidized into D in the air. D has the smell of rotten eggs. Question A , what are B, C, and D?

Answer: A chicken B egg C cooked egg D rotten egg

7 Which sword is transparent? Answer: Invisible

8 Who gave Andy Lau the love-forgetting water? Answer: Aha (Aha, give me a glass of love-free water...)

9 Why can't you see God's dick? Answer: The secret must not be leaked

10 Why did the little white rabbit fly to the moon with Chang'e? Answer: Because Chang'e has carrot legs

11 Why does Doraemon live in darkness all his life? Answer: Because he can’t see his fingers

12 Who cries when he thinks of his mother’s words? Answer: Grandpa (I think of my mother’s words every night, the sparkling tears, Lu Binghua)

13 Why do you put two spoons of salt on the basketball board? Answer: It’s hard to explain in one sentence

14 Xiaobai is very similar to his brother. Why? Answer: The truth is revealed

15 Which brand of electrical appliances is the ugliest? Answer: TCL (too ugly)

16 Which brand of electrical appliances smells the worst? Answer: TCL (too smelly)

17 Which brand of electrical appliances is the worst? Answer: TCL (Too bad, too bad)

18 Which fish is the most idiotic? Answer: Shark (silly) fish

19 Which fish is the smartest? Answer: Whale (sperm) fish

20 Skip again...

21 The turtle built a house in its shell and got into it. {Guess a health product} Answer: lid within lid

22 The turtle tore down the house, built another house, and then got in. {Guess a health product} Answer: New cover, middle cover

23 The turtle demolished the house again, built another house, and then got in. {Guess a health product} Answer: Juneng Calcium

24 The puppy and the bunny went to the teacher to endorse. Why did the teacher let the puppy memorize first? Answer: Dog (Wangwang Senbei)

25 Which song has three people appearing in the first line? Answer: I am not Huang Rong (I, Bush, Huang Rong)

26 What can you do without vomiting after eating grapes? Answer: Portugal

27 Skip

28 Which sect of believers doesn’t lie? Answer: Quanzhen Sect

29 Who likes to lend a helping hand the most? Answer: Doraemon

30 Which chat tool is the slowest? Answer: MSN (Slow Death)

31 Who is playing Chopin’s Nocturne? Answer: Winnie the Pooh (playing Chopin’s Nocturne for you)

32 Where are you hiding your doves? Answer: Rooftop (Singing your song on the rooftop)

33 Why do lions always be sent to contact things in the forest? Answer: Lost contact

34 A bun and a potato fought, and the potato beat the bun to death. {Guess a food} Answer: Bean paste buns

35 Baozi died, and his father came to Tudou for revenge. Tudou knew he couldn't beat him, so he ran away.

A river blocked the potatoes {guess a vegetable} Answer: snow peas

36 Whose is the sea? Answer: Pineapple (Baltic Sea)

37 A rooster and a hen (guess three words) Answer: Two chickens

38 A rooster and a hen ( Guess five words) Answer: Still two chickens

39 A rooster and a hen (Guess seven words) Answer: Fool, still two chickens

40 There is one Peudou, he fell down, and only you can encourage him. May I ask why? Answer: Chocolate beans

41 Why does the princess not need to hang a mosquito net when she gets married? Answer: Because there is the Frog Prince

Who is 42 Mi’s mother? Answer: Mi’s mother is a flower (peanut)

Who is Mi’s father? Answer: Mi’s father is Die (Die Lianhua)

Who is Mi’s lover? Answer: Mouse (Mouse loves rice)

Who is Mi’s grandmother? Answer: Mi’s grandma is a wonderful pen (Miaobi brings flowers)

Who is Mi’s grandpa? Answer: Rice’s grandpa is popcorn (popcorn)

43 Who is bigger, McDonald’s or KFC? Answer: KFC (McDonald’s is uncle, KFC is grandpa)

44 Eggs and chocolate fight, chocolate wins~ {fighting a food} Answer: Chocolate bar

Does the egg lose? Convinced, I went to fight again~lost again~{beat a food} Answer: Egg noodles

As a result, the eggs lost twice in a row. Not convinced, I went to find his brother Cake, but the cake was defeated. ,

He was also severely humiliated by chocolate~ {Hit a food} Answer: Chocolate CHESS cake

Finally, eggs and cake went to find the big brother egg tart, Egg tart says that chocolate is very powerful! You can't do this~

So I went to find the chocolate theory! Finally, Chocolate realized his mistake,

took the initiative to apologize to the eggs and cake, {name a food} Answer: Defu (Fu) Chocolate

45 Cars can fly. {Guess a drink} Answer: Coffee (CAR, Fly)

46 How to make a drink larger? Answer: Recite the Great Compassion Mantra

47 A white horse is called a white horse, a black horse is called a black horse, and a black and white horse is called a zebra.

So what is the name of a black, white and red horse? Answer: Shy Zebra

48 Who is the fastest runner in history? Answer: Cao Cao (said Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived)

49 Who wore glasses in the Tang Dynasty? Answer: Li Bai (There is bright moonlight in front of the bed, eh! It’s frost on the ground)

50 Which historical figure is the most ungrateful? Answer: Su Wu. Reason: Su Wu Muyang was on the North Sea coast (defeated by the sea).