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About brother and sister, talk about the warm heart of brother and sister

1, girlfriends, we will buy a house together in the future. If we all have boys, we will make them gay and girls lily. If we have a boy and a girl, we will make them brothers and sisters.

2. Year after year, every time I go back to Changxing, I am in a hurry and dazzled. I haven't been at home for the New Year for eight years. My friends, brothers and sisters seldom meet each other. Last night, I had dinner with my sister. I'm so happy that I missed it. I ate two games and drank two games, and I was taller.

After they sent you to the ancestral temple, I stayed at your house alone, looking at the small house in front of me, and couldn't help crying. All the scenes in this small house are in front of my eyes. When I was a child, you helped me get dressed. Every year during the Spring Festival, he secretly took me to a small room inside, and gave me and my brother more lucky money than other cousins. When I grow up, I took my boyfriend to see you ... but I have never seen anyone who loves me and my brother so much.

Today is my birthday, and my wish is: May all lovers in the world be long-lost brothers and sisters.

You said we were brother and sister, that was just an excuse.

6. If you quarrel like husband and wife, talk like friends, flirt like first love and protect each other like brother and sister, then you are destined to be together.

7. I wish all lovers in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters.

8. I wish all lovers in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters. (This is cruel ...)

9. I am willing to take a bus, but I can't run into a fortress. No wonder we know each other so well. We are destined to be brother and sister.

10, if the family is not harmonious, the pressure is really great! Last year, I was very kind How did it become like this this year? I'm really sad [sad]. I wish I could get back to the way I was.

1 1. Even if the Japanese are fighting against China, they are still not the main body of China. On the contrary, he hoped that a large number of China people would support the Japanese economy, and there was nothing discordant. Mentality, pay attention to less interest, turn left and turn back. Japanese life has been turned upside down, which has nothing to do with national affairs. Mentality, the world is not absolutely fair. The existence of the world is a miracle, so people should relax, cherish the peace brought by the present country, cherish the meaning between brothers, and understand the meaning of our real existence instead of violating goodwill. ...

12, I had a terrible dream these two days. I was either chased by American and South Korean soldiers and boarded a fishing boat of Southeast Asians, and then fled to Anzhun's home in Pyongyang, or inexplicably went to an unknown small country, and when I came back, I met a brother and sister who had no flights .............................................................................................................. _ 〒?

13, you can have a bad life, but don't commit suicide. Your family can be disharmonious, but you can never forget your roots. Love can be gone, but you can never give up your self-esteem. Don't be sad, you must swallow your love. If you don't love someone, don't give up everything for him.

14, many couples are not harmonious, and they quarrel every day, and no one refuses to accept anyone. You look down on him, and he looks down on you. I can't live without this and that for a while, and I can't live without that for a while. You wasted most of your life in trouble and pain. The Buddha said, this is also your cause and effect, and it is the result of lewdness. "Master, what should I do?" Don't ask me. The Buddha has told you. What's the use of asking me? I said what the Buddha said. You should repent, break the evil deeds and do good, follow the precepts quickly, follow the five precepts of the laity, follow the precepts of the bodhisattva, follow the precepts of the samadhi, repent of your past lewdness, and swear never to do it again, and your fate will certainly improve.

15, many families are not harmonious, and probably one person complains constantly or has a strong desire for control. For example, I boiled eggs today. If you don't eat my eggs, you don't respect my work. If you don't respect my work, you don't respect me. If you don't respect me, you look down on me. Are you still human? You will never understand these people's brain circuits.

16, brother and sister are too interesting to be separated #

17, I hope Sicong and I have lovers and will eventually become brother and sister, so that I can have the opportunity to support Fengfeng and Fanfan for Xu Xu.

18, today is my birthday, and I want to wish all lovers in the world become brothers and sisters.

19, how much love is destroyed in the household registration book. Don't use the household registration book when getting married, change the prenuptial property agreement. Getting married is easy, and the divorce rate naturally decreases. Divorce is easy, and the marriage rate naturally rises. Let the marriage have no property disputes and return to pure love. Finally, I only hope that every married man and woman will marry for love. It's true. Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill. Instead of lovers becoming brothers and sisters.

20. I like my brother who grew up with my neighbors. Should I confess that I'm afraid of failure, and I don't even have the feeling of brother and sister?

2 1, home and everything: a harmonious family has a great influence on a person's personality and way of doing things, and his endurance will be higher than others. People who live in a harmonious family are more likely to achieve success and satisfaction, and even if they encounter difficulties, they are easier to overcome; And a disharmonious family will definitely make family members exhausted and affect their character and achievements.

22. Marriage really can't be maintained by two people falling in love, and two people who fall in love again can't resist the disagreement between the two families! Therefore, it is very important for girls to be suitable for each other. They need not only material balance, but also ideological unity. Otherwise, even if they fall in love again, they will be separated by two disharmonious families.

23. If my boyfriend doesn't save me when playing games with me, he will have a higher chance of winning. When playing with others, I help the shooter fight against the tower with thoughtful and meticulous service. Teammates tell him that they love you and marry me. The only reason for quarreling now is that playing games is not harmonious.

24. I wish all lovers will be well.

25. I saw a brother and sister. My brother looks a lot like Rainbow Sicong. My sister is very beautiful. No shooting.

26. I can't help but feel sad after thinking about it all night. I remember when I was a child, even if our three brothers and sisters were not harmonious, there were always fights between the children, at least they all protected me. Now that I have grown up, everyone has their own family, and everyone is working hard for their family. I don't want to see who is separated from whom. Not good for me, so I won't be rich and expensive.

27. Hugh, Liu Shishi, your relationship with your brother and sister, after all, gave me the same blow and gradually got used to it. Remember not to make yourself unhappy.

Since we can't be husband and wife, let's be brother and sister.

29. Four brothers and sisters in Bijie: May you no longer be lonely and desperate in heaven! The children in the city are really too happy and the family is not harmonious. Look at them. Do you have any reason not to get back together? Those parents who are quarrelling should watch them.

At this moment, what can comfort my mother is that our brothers, sisters and grandchildren are working hard in their respective posts, being honest, being kind to others and being healthy and progressive. After you leave, we will certainly properly handle the relationship, unite and help each other, overcome difficulties, educate our children well, and make them all useful materials for society, just like when our mother was alive.

3 1, while filming guide card, suddenly a group of people shouted at me, "Don't shoot, shoot your sister." In hindsight, it turned out to be Choi Siwon and his party. Your sisters.

32. In the last week, my sister has been able to sleep for 4 or 5 hours at night and started to sleep, but I also heard that it is staged. I don't know how long I can sleep ... Recently, I have talked more and it is getting whiter every day. I sorted out my brother's childhood photos and found that my brother and sister are quite similar. I miss my brother so much that I can't go back!

33. Eliminate poverty first. They are not short of food and clothing, but they are not well fed. Their lives gradually emerged, their mother left, continued domestic violence, dropping out of school and being withdrawn. The four brothers and sisters basically don't go out, not only don't deal with adults, but also don't play with children of the same age. What killed them was the breakdown of family, the loss of family affection and the tearing of society.

34. I have a family that was not harmonious since I was a child, but I have three brothers and sisters who are United. However, parents are never harmonious and friendly, and always like to quarrel every once in a while to embarrass their children. I thought it was money, but I finally found out that money can't solve the quarrel. This is about education, personality, cultivation, communication and understanding.

35. We were brother and sister at the beginning of school, lovers during the holiday, but we were strangers when school started again. This is not what I want.

36. At this time, I should stand up and wish all couples in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters (spend Singles Day together! Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.

37. A pregnant woman's right to take a nap on this day was deprived by the fierce noise upstairs from her unfilial old man and her brother and sister who were at odds with her neighbors. Parents don't agree, brothers and sisters don't communicate, husbands are incompetent, sons don't listen, their studies don't improve, and their careers don't achieve anything. Is this a failure?

Don't let the family feud of the previous generation involve the brotherhood of the next generation.

39. Many rabbits will be too old this year. The road ahead is bumpy, money is smooth, the road to love is not smooth, children quarrel a lot, everything goes wrong, gallbladder and kidney are sick, and families are not harmonious!

40. I wish all lovers in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters.

4 1, family is not harmonious, family is not united, brothers and sisters do not help each other, husband and wife are not harmonious, and work is not smooth. I really work hard, and no one can understand.

42. Men should be broad-minded and women should be kind. There are no couples who don't quarrel, only disharmonious families. No matter how close the feelings are, there will be misunderstandings and differences.

43. May all lovers in the world be brothers and sisters.

44. Although I don't want to believe this is true, since it is a person's pursuit of happiness, I can only wish, just as I once hoped that Hugh and Liu Shishi would be together. They are really the best brothers and sisters, and Shi Shi and Nicky Wu are not living a happy life as I expected. Whether we like it or not, we just want you to be happy.

45. My brother's birthday is coming! I want to make a video for him! Is there a brother who is suitable for background music? It better be that kind of brother and sister! Help! thank you

46. A couple who can't love each other are as close as brothers and sisters.

47. People who say that they are husband and wife in this life are brothers and sisters in their previous lives.

48. The family is good, the family is not harmonious, and the boy is so dark and talented that he wants to give him a ray of sunshine and then abandon him.

A brotherly sentence

1, remember naughty children remotely, bicker and bite your neck. * * * rode a car together and slept in a room. Spoiling you makes you helpless, loving you for a lifetime. Pray for a happy day for my favorite sister. I wish Xiaomei more and more beautiful and love you!

2. Brothers and sisters have deep friendship, and SMS wishes come true. I wish you a happy life, harmonious family, smooth work, all the best, rolling financial resources, eternal happiness, happiness and well-being, and a long life.

3, the distance is far, the heart is not far; Less phones, more love; Too many worries and endless complaints; Reunion after a long separation, I miss a lot, and my brother and sister are deeply in love, from the heart. Dear brother, remember to take care of yourself. May you be happy every day.

There are crows in Bai Shu and osmanthus fragrans in Coody Leng in the atrium. I don't know who will fall in Qiu Si!

5. Your gentle eyes are cute when you are happy; I like the way you are confident when you grow up. Very cute. When I was a child, I was happy. When I grow up, I always want to be close to you. I will take good care of you, dear sister. I miss you so much that I wish you happiness.

Brother, I know you are busy and often forget to eat and sleep, but I still can't help disturbing you. You can't have your cake and eat it. Health and money are mutually beneficial. No matter how busy you are, don't forget to combine work and rest. I wish you peace, health and a relaxed and happy day.

7, naughty girl, listen carefully, you need to take care of yourself outside; Add clothes when the weather changes, and be vigilant when going out; Work hard and keep good study habits; Don't think your sister is too nagging; I just hope you are good to me; Send text messages often if you have something, and keep the contact map at hand.

8. You are a fragrant flower; You are a cup of tea with a faint fragrance; You are a happy song, singing a faint hope. You are my good sister, I wish you happiness!

9. The two sisters grow up day by day and will be together. I can hold my color and untie my scarf. When I miss the past, I am small and I don't know how to get close. From now on, I will leave hatred, and I will diligently wipe my tears. I'm younger and I don't know anyone when I come back. Although cohabitation is used to it, people haven't found it yet. As Vietnamese, it tastes extremely sweet in water towns. Don't be the hardest, tears will be remembered.

10, I remember that I love to cry, laugh, make trouble and be naughty. I remember that you always loved me, coaxed me, spoiled me, and made me extremely patient. Sister, thank you for loving and protecting me so much. I want to give you my most sincere thanks and wish you a happy life.

1 1, spring is blooming today, and Dongfeng apricot blossoms are opened. Muscle strength is not as long as it is, but I envy the stones in the stream. Immortals are difficult to be accurate, and the middle life is very fulfilling. I have suffered a lot of injuries recently, and I am glad to see my temples turn white.

12, how many people can have flesh and blood, and when they are old, they will go their separate ways. It is not easy for me to avoid this temperament. Only by thinking about your generation can you see the comfort in the morning and evening. I've lived my whole life, and I'm not comfortable.

13, childhood, thank you for your company and gave me a happy childhood; On the way of growing up, thank you for your efforts to hold up a blue sky for me; On the emotional road, thank you for your patience and help me solve a little trouble.

14, thanks to you, my childhood was not lonely; Thank you, I have concerns in my heart; Thanks to you, our family is more lively; Thank you, my life is more perfect. You are milk compatriots, and we will still be brothers in the afterlife!

15, I'll bury you if you die! If you have a soul, you can sue me

16, I feel warm after eating a meal; Drinking a glass of wine together is enjoyable; Chatting together makes life happier; Drinking tea together makes life more harmonious. Brother, let's get together this weekend. Be sure to remember.

17, I miss my sister-in-law very much and worry about my life. Wan Li, after many years, was lonely all night. The sick face is not an old face, so I forced a new face after thinking about it. We will meet again sooner or later, and we will grow up separately.

A poem of profound brotherhood

A poem of profound brotherhood

1. The two sisters are growing up every day, and the two sisters will be together. I can hold my color and untie my scarf. When I miss the past, I am small and I don't know how to get close. From now on, I will leave hatred, and I will diligently wipe my tears. I'm younger and I don't know anyone when I come back. Although cohabitation is used to it, people haven't found it yet. As Vietnamese, it tastes extremely sweet in water towns. Don't be the hardest, tears will be remembered.

2. In the face of the flow, the mirror drags two souls to fall red and chase the green skirt vaguely to dream, such as true tears wet thousands of miles. Feng Yun is warm and cold at first, and spring comes every year. Ask for opening the door of life and death again

Thousands of poems will be published. Congratulations, congratulations again. Congratulations on your wish. Congratulations to those who help themselves.

I heard that my brother was in a hurry to start a blog. I read the message and shed tears. Thousands of poems will be published soon. Congratulations on your wish. Where there is a will, there is a way. People laugh at life, work hard and let a hundred flowers blossom. Raise a glass to congratulate Shixian, a real person, and wish a new chapter.

If you get nothing, you get nothing. It's better to climb the cloud road than to continue fishing in the Rocky Mountain. The number of wild people goes, and the poor sea is scarce. Isolation is difficult to enter, and it's not a matter of living alone.

6. Along the way, Kaige Zheng Ankun and his three sisters raised their glasses together. * * * I wish the Real People's Congress Exhibition a new episode of Qian Qian.

7. Curved ancient road, between sticks, quinoa and bamboo forest. I am the owner of the forest garden, but he is a guest of the forest garden. Brothers can keep half, but nothing is precious to the dead. There is no future, I see pine and cypress.

8. Sincerely come to bid farewell to the Lantern Festival, and it will be a happy event. Tears welled up in my eyes when I heard the good news.

9. Celebrate with wine and dance happily. Congratulations. Congratulations. I really admire Cao Xian's poems.

10. Bomen opened the door and heard the news with joy. Today, thousands of poems were born. Let's join raise your glass. Hard work pays off, and iron bars can be ground into needles. Singing all the year round, how to rest in cold winter and hot summer?

1 1. The Millennium dream has awakened. Shirts are chilly, so it's hard to find old clothes. Suspicious, illusory, like a dream. Seeing Zhu, my heart is even more confused. Mo Wen is still alive, but he regrets his fate. The soul has nowhere to go.

12. I miss my sister-in-law when I am sick and worry about my life. Wan Li, after many years, was lonely all night. The sick face is not an old face, so I forced a new face after thinking about it. We will meet again sooner or later, and we will grow up separately.

13. How many people can have flesh and blood? It is not easy for me to avoid this temperament. Only by thinking about your generation can you see the comfort in the morning and evening. I've lived my whole life, and I'm not comfortable.

14. It's warm in spring today, and apricot blossoms are tearing in the east wind. Muscle strength is not as long as it is, but I envy the stones in the stream. Immortals are difficult to be accurate, and the middle life is very fulfilling. I have suffered a lot of injuries recently, and I am glad to see my temples turn white.

15. Moonlight in front of the bed, could there have been a frost already?. Looking up at the moon and overlooking my hometown.

16. Looking at the geese alone, a thousand dollars is a mistake; The autumn in my hometown recalls the bright moon, and the night terrors in foreign countries. My hand hasn't climbed over osmanthus, so it's still a banana; Climbing stairs is a sad tribute, looking at the sea and sky in the west.

17. The moon is already at sea and over the horizon.

18. When the mirror rises in the sky, the clouds are silent; A full round, accompanied by Wan Liyun; The sly rabbit falls the string, and the demon frog rests in front of him; Lingcha plans to go hand in hand until the Milky Way is completely clear.

19. From a pot of wine among the flowers, I drank it alone. No one is with me. Raise my cup, I invite the bright moon, which brings me its shadow and makes us three people. The moon doesn't know how to drink, but the shadow in front of it is behind. I have to mingle with them and enjoy the happiness of spring. The song I sing is bright and wandering, and I dance the shadow before wandering. Wake up and be happy together, and disperse after drunkenness. I am willing to stay with them forever and forget the harm of friendship, just like the Milky Way.

20. Does the moon have how bright? Watch my bed. Too sad to sleep, wandering around in clothes. Although the guests are happy, it is better to turn back early. Who should you sue when you leave home alone? Back to my room, tears stained my clothes.

2 1. When will there be a bright moon? I take my glass from a distance. I don't know about palaces in the sky. What year is tonight? I want to go home by the wind, but I'm afraid of Qionglou Yuyu. It's unattainable! Dance to find the shadow, what is it like! The moon turned into a scarlet pavilion, hanging low on the carved window, shining on the sleepy self. The moon should not have any resentment against people. Why is it round when people are gone? People are sad and happy, and they are separated and reunited. The moon will darken or shine, and it will become round or round. Nothing is perfect, even in the past. I hope people will live for a long time and have a good scenery thousands of miles away.

22. The twilight clouds are cold, and the silver-haired people silently turn to the tracts. If you don't meet a good night in this life, where will you see the bright moon next year?

23. The bright moon hangs in the autumn sky, and Guanghua is wet. The surprised magpie has not settled, and the flying fireflies are rolling in. The courtyard is sparsely shaded, and the sound of the neighboring night is urgent. What is the ceremony? Look at the sky and stand.

24. Ten rounds of frost shadow transfer. This evening, people are alone in the corner. This is not to say that Su E is free from disappointment and hatred.

25. The sky will wash the world again tonight. Go to Qiu Lai in summer. The stars are shining and the breeze is bright. What can change the human world is Yujing in You Ran. Like Huaihai's eyes, the long sea is as white as silver, and millions of rainbow-like lights are pregnant with pearl oysters.

26. If there is no help in the sky, Gui Zhi will support the West Wheel.

27. On the evening of August 15 last year, the apricot garden beside Qujiang Pool. On the night of August 15 this year, in front of Songpu Shatou Water Hall. Where is the hometown in the northwest and the full moon in the southeast. Yesterday, the wind blew and no one would meet. Tonight, the light is as clear as usual.

28. The stars are thin and the moon is cold, and it is easy to get rid of the Milky Way. Where is Wan Li's Shanjia? I have a lot of worries when I come at night.

29. A round of autumn shadows turns to golden waves, and the flying mirror is re-ground. Ask Heng E about wine: What should I do if I am cheated by white hair! Take the wind, go up to Wan Li and look down at the mountains and rivers. Go dancing in Guangxi. Human nature is clearer.

30. Bai Shu roosts in the atrium, and Coody Leng is silent and wet with osmanthus. I don't know who will fall in Qiu Si!

Talking about the lively bickering with my brother and sister in winter vacation

A lively talk about bickering with my brother and sister in winter vacation-1. The winter vacation is coming. I asked her, where are you going to debauchery? She said, go to a place where there are many snacks. Hahaha, is this the ultimate inner narration of eating goods?

During the summer vacation, you sent me to school. Can you let me come for the winter vacation soon?

3. "Did you have a good winter vacation?" "Only fast, no happiness"

Please don't be surprised to see a round meatball coming into the classroom at the beginning of school, because it was me who had a full stomach during the winter vacation.

On holiday, I feel the air is sweet.

6. The winter vacation shopping mode has been started.

7. Winter vacation is also a kind of pain ... but I just like it.

8. Betrayal is close at hand, and cold enters the bone marrow.

9. Can we not start school? !

10. Sharing wine and food, happy days are waiting for you. Dear friends, I sincerely invite you to attend the winter vacation banquet I hosted on a certain day in a certain year, and look forward to your coming.

1 1. It was winter vacation and I went back to my grandmother's house. After lunch, my new good friends lin li and Lei Han came to me to catch loach. I hit it off with them and went to a small river ditch near the village.

12. "Is it about the winter vacation?" "After math, I will make an appointment." My heart thumped, this is probably the last time.

13. "I feel as light as before the holiday", "Talking to people" and "I didn't write my homework"

14. Teacher, winter vacation homework has always been in my hand, and I have feelings. Let's not hand it in, shall we?

15. The torrent of years swept away youth and time.

16. In the past, a group of people always took vacations together, but now the vacation time of this group of people is different.

17. I'm so cute. Can I extend my holiday for a few days?

18. School, your school balance has exceeded. Please have a holiday as soon as possible for your normal school start.

19. If there is military training, it will be sunny; If you have a holiday, it will rain; If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

20. Shall I come to see you this holiday?

On the excitement of bickering with brothers and sisters in winter vacation. At the beginning of the holiday, I was still thinking about what I should do in this long day and night. However, in a blink of an eye, ten days passed. How fast! I haven't had time to sit down for ten days. It seems that I only have a little free time today.

22. If that winter vacation homework was destined to be sold as garbage, why didn't I exercise my rights earlier?

23. The closer to the end of the term, the more I miss you. I won't go to see you because of the holiday.

24. Vacation with plmm

25. Winter Holiday With the coming of the New Year, my brothers and sisters will come back from other places for the New Year. It's nice to have someone to play with me. Although I ate a lot and drank a lot this Spring Festival, I haven't gained weight yet. There are only three days before leaving school, and my weight is still the same as before the winter vacation. Everyone was surprised that I didn't gain weight, and I felt incredible myself.

26. Winter vacation wife Sorry, I have to accompany the school mistress.

27. Today's holiday is the same as winter vacation, winter vacation is the same as National Day, National Day is the same as May Day, May Day is the same as weekend, and weekend is never the same. To sum up, holidays are just like farting.

28. I may be small in the outside world. Back home, I am my parents' world.

29. Leave your long hair for five minutes for a few years and forget all the knowledge you have learned for a few years as soon as you have a holiday.

30. The teacher is not cool at all, not awesome at all, and gives so much homework.

3 1. A group of children on vacation are loitering on their way to and from work, really trying to steal their youth.

32. Everyone is studying how to get the most handsome entrance at the beginning of school. I'm already studying when to have a holiday.

33. When my parents are not around, I always feel that the rebellious period has long passed; Not long after I came home from vacation, I found myself "young" again!

34. Students who haven't had the winter vacation, don't be sad. Although the holiday is late, the school starts early.

35. In the next month, you will hear affectionate greetings from seven aunts, relatives and parents: How much did you get in the exam? How many students are there in the class?

36. I hate others most. You can die without pretending!

37. Besides doing homework, tutoring, reading and traveling, volunteering in winter vacation life is also a good experience. Especially the cleaning work, it's really good to experience the taste of labor and exercise your muscles.

38. As soon as the holiday arrived, all the unhappiness vanished.

Anyone who calls me fat or black at the beginning of school, I'll fucking die with him.

40. When dating Xiansen in winter vacation, there will always be a mistress named winter vacation homework.