Who has a joke about calling?

A rural girl in a remote mountainous area went to the telecommunications bureau to call the town government in her hometown, because her distant cousin was in the town government reception office and would go back to the mountain once a month. She wants him to tell her mother that she is safe.

A male shop assistant said that 50 yuan deposit should be paid first. The country girl said, "I don't have that much money, but I'm willing to do anything for you as long as you let me call." "Are you? Then come with me. " The male salesperson said. He went into the next room and said to the country girl, "Come in and close the door." The country girl did it. Then he said, "Kneel on the ground." So did the country girl. He went on to say, "help me unzip." After the country girl started touring, he said, "Come on, take it out."

Hearing this, the country girl took it out and held it in her hands. At this time, the male salesperson said impatiently, "Come on, let's get started!" " "

So the country girl put her mouth close to that thing and said, "Hello, is that mom?"

One night in the middle of the night, suddenly in my sleep, the phone suddenly rang. "Who called so late?" Rub your eyes and sleep.

Eyes, touch the phone in the dark. -"Hello, who is this?"

Uncle, it's me. "

"Oh, it's you, nephew."

"Uncle, how are you?"

"Very good."

"Is my aunt in good health?"

"Everything is fine."

"Hey? Uncle, how did your voice change? "

"Because you have the wrong number, nephew."

The other party was stunned for 5 seconds, and then there was a blind sound of "DuDu ~ DuDu ~" on the phone.

One day, the phone rang and I answered it. A girl's voice came from the receiver.

"Hey, find Xiaoli for me." -It's all the fault of "savage girlfriend". Now girls talk like thieves.

"Ah?" My family includes pets, and she didn't find this name.

"I said-I-looking for-Xiao Li-"The other party was obviously impatient.

Sorry, I think you have the wrong number. I have a good temper. The other person is a lesbian, so I want to stay in the wind.

Degree.

"Impossible, you this is not * * * * *? I didn't make a mistake. " I was about to hang up when the voice in the receiver rose.

Decibel.

I always feel that my blood is upwelling. You have not dialed the wrong number. Did I get it wrong? I looked around and made sure that this was my home.

"Oh ~ yes, I didn't hear it just now. Sorry. " I used the kindest tone.

"Really, I told you I wouldn't make mistakes." She's still sexy. All right, I'll let you make your own mistakes.

"Who are you?"

"I am a leaf."

"Ah, leaves." I had an epiphany. "Xiaoli has gone abroad."

"ah? I haven't seen her for two months. How did she go abroad? "

"That was a month ago. She called yesterday and said that she bought a laptop for a friend named Ye Zi. number

I know the address, but I can't send it. "

"Is it ... is it? I am a leaf, how can I contact her? " I vaguely heard the voice of drooling from the other end of the phone.

"Do you remember * * * * * * * * * *" I quickly flipped through the contact list of world-renowned enterprises and picked it at will.

Call her from the southern hemisphere.

One day, the power went out at home, and I picked up the phone in all kinds of boredom, but no one answered my friend's phone. Put the phone down, I

Bored in the room. Just then, the phone rang. I almost jumped to the phone.

"Hello, hello." I seldom use "hello" when answering the phone at home, which shows how excited I am.

"Hello, this is China Netcom Customer Service Center." The girl's sweet voice.

"Ah, well, that's all right."

"ah? What did you say, sir? "

"Uh ... didn't say anything. What can I do for you? " Obviously, I am a little overexcited.

"I want to pay a return visit to the use of broadband in your home. Excuse me? "

"Don't bother, of course not, don't bother too much." At this time, the other party must think that I have mental problems, or I am happy.

Taking too many stimulants.

"Do you feel that your home network speed is fast?"

"Well, I can't say what is fast."

"You can visit our website, where there is a broadband test area. There is a free movie test. "

"Ah, I have been there." More than 500 movies can be watched online for free.

"How do you feel?"

"The film is older." I'm sorry to say.

"(the other person can't help laughing and quickly returns to normal tone) I mean, how do you feel about the speed, have you stopped?

Dunn. "

"Ah, well, all right. I just paused while watching "Magic Stars". "

"Really? Is the pause long? "

"About thirty minutes."

"ah? No way. " She still doesn't believe it. "Why did it stop for so long? Did it collapse? "

"It didn't crash. After I cancel the pause, I will continue to play. "

"ah? Have you stopped by yourself? "

"Yes, what's the matter, I have something to go out, can you pause? Then you didn't say it. " I am really wronged.

"... (On the phone, the other party whispered to a colleague for a tissue to wipe the sweat) No ~ it's okay, you can pause, as long as you like. "

Then he asked, "Are there any other questions?"

"Let me see ... by the way, I can't download the song" I do "sung by Faye Wong. I like it best.

Faye Wong's songs are very unique. Do you like them? "I really like Faye Wong.

"Me?"

"How did you say she divorced Dou Wei? I like both their songs very much. For example ... "I said in one breath.

More than 30 songs by Faye Wong and Dou Wei are also cantata when it comes to fun. It is estimated that there are more than 20 minutes, and the other party is a little silent.

I can't live.

"Sir, your singing is good, but I'm at work, listen to not bottom go to. It's a pity. "

"Oh, yes, you are working. Oh, look, I forgot. Which unit are you from? "

"Net ... Netcom Customer Service Center." The voice on the phone choked me.

"Oh ... Netcom. Why did you call me? "

As soon as the voice fell, I heard a bang on the other side of the phone, and then I heard many people anxiously calling her name.

.....

I have a lot of complaints about the telephone information desk of Netcom. Whenever you dial this number, the computer will guide you to press this button.

Key, often need to press a dozen or twenty times to check the phone bill, and finally often appear "the system is busy, dial later"

Silent ending. I am determined to retaliate, and at the same time let the people who caused me these troubles experience the pain of consumers.

Angry.

Today, the opportunity came. The caller ID call was made manually by Netcom.

Number.

"Hello. I am in the call center of Netcom. "

"Hello. This is the * * home. "

"I want to inform ..."

"Now start the voice transmission system." I didn't wait for her to finish, and continued to speak in a mechanical voice. "If you need a man,

Please shout when the master answers (1) when the hostess answers (2) when the little master answers (3) when the puppy answers too much, please shout.

Shout (woof) If the operation is wrong, please shout (back). "The words sound just fell and she heard the woman over there excitedly calling her colleagues.

There is a lot of talk about "this mobile phone is advanced enough".

"Three." Later, the telephone came the timid voice of the female operator.

"I'm sorry, the young master you chose is less than one year old, so I can't talk to you for the time being. Please leave your phone number and wait.

Master will call you back soon after he learns to speak. "

"ah? ..... return. " After listening to my introduction again, the other party chose "two"

"I'm sorry, the hostess is not at home. If you are not used to talking to dogs, please choose (1) "I have.

Be angry, you can't choose me even if you choose.

"one." The tone of the other party is somewhat helpless.

"Welcome to talk with the host. Please shout for business conversation (1) for private conversation (2) for others (3) for operation.

Wrong call (return) "

"Three! ! ! "The other party is obviously impatient and loud.

"I'm sorry, the pot in the kitchen smells of burning. Please hang up and dial later ... "

How's it going? Is it okay?