A simple joke

A small sentence can also become a big joke. Here I bring you a simple joke. I hope you will like it!

A joke

1, I don't accept junk, and I can't let you be on call.

My figure is actually quite good, fat but not greasy.

3, there is no way to go, wherever you go, take the bus.

When you speak ill of me, can you stop embellishing it and think it's cooking?

5, people can not lower their noble heads, except when picking up money.

6, I am not a straw boat, don't send your bitch to me.

7. You are like a nine-day fairy, but your face hits the ground first.

8. I think the earth is too dangerous. I miss Mars.

9. I wanted to turn around gorgeously, but I hit the wall in a low-key way.

10, don't give me pressure, it will be my motivation to become your boss.

A hilarious and funny quotation.

1, pigs have pig thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. If a pig has a human mind, it is not a pig, but a pig.

2, gorgeous turn, unexpectedly low-key hit the wall.

Don't use "honey trap" on me in the future, or I will accompany you to the end.

4, there is no rehearsal in life, live broadcast every day, not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is low.

Even if men conquer the world, they will be conquered by women one day.

6, the avatar is best not to use your own photos, otherwise it will be unlucky to go offline.

7. There are generally only two kinds of people who pay too much attention to me, one is secretly in love with me, and the other is plotting against me.

8. The head on the left is flour, and the head on the right is water. When you think about a problem, your head burns.

9. It is chess that is handsome and has a car, and it is a bank that has money and a house.

10, throw it into the tiger cage for you. Even if the tiger doesn't dare to eat it, you are too jealous.

Humorous quotations

1. At one time, I always envied that my deskmate had the best deskmate in the world.

2. A fat pigeon walked into the central hall from the balcony, bravely took a shit and floated away! Don't be infatuated with pigeons. Pigeons are just a legend.

When God closes a door for you, he always leaves many unlocked phone numbers on the wall for you.

4. Why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die?

5, it is said that the weight is only 100, either flat chest or short.

6. Your IQ is not balanced. Please charge before you speak.

7. Nowadays, people are talking with each other on the surface, but they are actually playing with their brains.

8. By the end of the year, I found that all I earned was age.

9. How people die is boredom.