Funny classic sentences in reality

1. Actually, it's not that I hate you without talking to you. I'm just afraid that my wisdom and connotation will affect your appreciation of my handsomeness.

There are two kinds of looks, one is good-looking and the other is ugly. I belong to the middle, so ugly!

Do you know why beautiful women have been unlucky since ancient times? Because no one cares how long ugly people live.

I dare not go out when it snows. In case it snows, everyone will take me as a white light.

Please take good care of your children when visiting relatives this Spring Festival! Don't call me aunt when you see me, call me sister.

6. I took the bus that day and suddenly wanted to fart. I really can't help it. When there was music, I farted several times in batches according to the rhythm, and then I found that I was wearing headphones.

7. Others can go to Paris alone when they break up. I can only go to the beef noodle restaurant downstairs when I break up. I dare not add eggs to a bowl of beef noodles for six yuan.

8. Some people say that everything is difficult at the beginning. But because of your weight, the ship sank before it reached the bridge.

9. Life is like fighting the landlord. Some people, who were just a group, became enemies in a blink of an eye.

10, you can't imagine how nagging my wife is! She has no time to talk all day. Last year, she went to the seaside for half a month and came back with a tanned tooth.