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On the evolution, origin, origin, materials, history, jokes and crossword puzzles of Chinese characters. . . . . . What are there?

Mother's Sisters-Suspicious (menstruation)

The crib on the stage-No (Bucheng)

The whip on the stage-overweight (fake horse)

Fire in Kannonji-Miao (Temple Disaster)

Monkey Sun sits in the golden hall-unlike a kind king.

Birthday Shooting-Same tune (gun)

The birthday girl plays the pipa-a cliche (playing)

Wheat straw fire-blowing economizer

Horse racing in the alley-the problem (hoof) is hard to come by

Cross the river by pulling the beard-modesty (pulling the beard) is excessive (crossing the river)

Ring the bell and pull it into the air-fantasy (ring)

Catch bees and eat honey-Tian (sweet) is shameless (stinging)

Buy camels at Huguo Temple-There is no such thing (city)

Zanthoxylum bungeanum is caught in the rice crisis (rice)

The fly flies into the cow's eyes-tired of looking for it (tears)

Bean dregs stick to the door-not sticky (sticky)

Beans and firewood are on fire-hurry (dustpan)

Dried Tofu cook the meat-How many portions (vegetarian)

Cooking with tofu-no words (salt)

This couple hoes the ground-regardless of (hiring) people.

200 yuan peanuts-you have to refute (peel)

Peach in both hands-reasonable (gift)

Blow the two speakers into a tune-they want to ring together.

The charm of drought worships witches-damn it

Bamboo shoots outside the garden-nephew (raw)

Men don't beat their wives-it's a blessing (husband and wife)

A scholar writes poetry-he has two hands (the first one).

Bald man takes off his hat-the first name (Ming)

It's just right for a girl from He's family to give it to Zheng Jiazheng (Zheng Heshi)

Abdominal rowing-expert (navigation)

Measuring Rice with a Turtle Cover —— What Sound (L)

A riddle about a word/word

1. imperial edict (typing 1)

2. Lose the normal heart (hit one).

3. Missing text (type 1)

4. Wet firewood (Typing 1) Take a bath

5. Send two lines of tears to 18 photos (type I)

6. Ten drops of juice (one drop)

7. Ten to ten flowers (one)

8. Twelve inches (typing one)

9. Depart at twelve o'clock (Type I)

10. Arrive in the countryside at twelve o'clock.

1 1. Women delegates attending the 12th plenary session (typing 1)

12. Very high (typing 1)

13. I admire it (hit one)

14. Very considerate (hit one)

15. Very advanced (typing 1)

16. Be very careful (hit one).

17. Think carefully (enter 1)

18. Very qualified (type 1) I feel.

19. Ten brothers (one gram)

20. Ten plus ten (one dozen) eggplant

2 1. A family of ten is dissatisfied (one is hit).

22. 12 1 kg (type 1) celery

23. Ten empty cars (typing a catty)

24. A little more than sixteen taels (hit one)

25. Less than 10 people (Category I)

26. 10 incoming water (hit one).

27. decameron (typing 1) query.

28. Juice at thirteen o'clock.

29. 15 gets fat (typing 1)

30. Get fat for fifteen days.

3 1. Enter the factory at eleven o'clock (call one).

32. 10 month 10 day to enter a family (play a family).

33. The stone is eight horizontal and nine straight, which adds up to three straight. (Typing 1) Basis

34. The stone stands out, which is wrong. (Typing 1) Rock and Roll

35. Petrochemical plants rotate (type).

36. Stones piled up (hit one)

37. The time difference is one day (typing for one day).

38. The forefront of the times (Typing I) advocates

When the sun goes down, people will return to the origin of Chinese characters for payment.

From the ancient legend of Cangjie's word-making to the discovery of Oracle Bone Inscriptions more than 65,438,000 years ago, China scholars have been trying to uncover the mystery of the origin of Chinese characters.

Regarding the origin of Chinese characters, there are many sayings in China ancient literature, such as "knot rope theory", "gossip theory", "picture theory" and "calligraphy contract theory". Ancient books also generally recorded the legend of Cang Xie, the historian of the Yellow Emperor who created Chinese characters. Modern scholars believe that systematic writing tools cannot be completely created by one person. If Cang Xie really exists, he should be a text organizer or publisher.

The earliest carved symbols were more than 8000 years ago.

In recent decades, Chinese archaeologists have published a series of unearthed materials about the origin of Chinese characters earlier than Oracle Bone Inscriptions in Yin Ruins. These materials mainly refer to the carved or painted symbols that appeared on pottery in the late primitive society and early historical society, and also include a few symbols engraved on Oracle Bone Inscriptions, jade and stone tools. It can be said that they provide a new basis for explaining the origin of Chinese characters.

Wang, a doctoral supervisor of Zhengzhou University, made a systematic investigation and comparison of the carving symbols on pottery pieces unearthed from more than 100 archaeological sites in China, and thought that the earliest carving symbols in China appeared in Jiahu site in Wuyang, Henan Province, with a history of more than 8,000 years.

As a professional worker, he tried to comprehensively sort out these original materials by comprehensively using scientific methods such as archaeology, ancient Chinese character configuration, comparative philology, scientific archaeology and high-tech means, so as to compare some clues about the occurrence and development of Chinese characters before Shang Dynasty.

However, the situation is not so simple. In addition to the existing small-scale data of Zhengzhou Shangcheng site and Xiaoshuangqiao site (in recent years, more than 10 cases of Zhu Shutao's early characters of Shang Dynasty have been found), other symbols before Shang Dynasty are scattered and lack of contact with each other, and most of them are out of touch with Shang Dynasty characters. There are also some symbols with heavy regional colors and complex backgrounds.

The Chinese character system was formally formed in the Central Plains.

Wang believes that the formal formation of the Chinese character system should be in the Central Plains. Chinese characters are a writing system of independent origin, independent of any foreign language. However, its origin is not single. After many times and long-term running-in, probably in the early summer, our ancestors creatively invented the writing symbol system of recording language on the basis of extensively absorbing and using early symbols. At that time, the Chinese character system matured rapidly.

According to reports, according to the written materials unearthed from archaeological excavations, China had a formal written language at least in the Xia Dynasty. For example, in recent years, archaeologists found the word "Wen" for writing brush and bamboo calligraphy on a flat pottery jar unearthed from Taosi site in Xiangfen, Shanxi. These symbols belong to the basic configuration in the early writing system, but unfortunately such unearthed writing materials are still rare.

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(1) The woman's original surname, born with a big belly, married a lazy man to eat sauerkraut, and married a diligent man to eat meat and fish. Guess a vessel (answer: vegetable pot)

(2) Uncle Xing had a drink and said, "... The land said," This wall is not strong. " The gods will say, "Look." At first glance, this land is really a good wall. How could there be a crash? Touching his hand, he said,' I thought it was a real wall, but I didn't know it was a fake wall! "Hearing this, the people burst out laughing. Jia Qiang couldn't help laughing and said, "Silly uncle! Hello! I didn't scold you. Why did you scold me? Use it to punish a big cup! " (Cao Xueqin's Dream of Red Mansions)

(3) If one person pays close attention to serving the society and knows less about politics, the missile will be made in two years, which has made great contributions to the country; There is another person who talks about politics every day and hasn't got the missile out for five years. Who are you voting for? I voted for the first person. The second man had to ask him to be a political teacher. He can't work in the missile department, but can only "make trouble" in the missile department. (Zhou Enlai's speech at the symposium on literary and artistic work and the special film creation conference)

(4) Now we have to rent it for one year, so the people read "Chongzhen" as "heavy levy". (Li Zicheng of Yao)

The above example (1) is a riddle, in which the homonym of "mud" is "mud", because ceramic vegetable pots are made of mud; Example 2, "false wall" and "Jia Qiang" are homophonic; Example 3: "Trick or treat" is homophonic with "missile"; Example 4, "heavy sign" and "Chongzhen" are homophonic.

As far as the written materials of Yin Shang Dynasty are known and seen at present, there are many kinds of written carriers. At that time, in addition to writing on simplified Chinese characters with a brush, other main writing methods were carved on tortoise shells and animal bones, and pottery, jade and Tao Zhu were carved on bronzes. Oracle Bone Inscriptions and bronze ritual vessels used in Yin Ruins are the earliest mature written materials found in China.

The Shang dynasty characters reflected in Yin Ruins are not only reflected in the large number of characters and rich materials, but also in the way of creating characters that has formed its own characteristics and laws. The structural characteristics of basic characters in Shang Dynasty can be divided into four categories: based on the physical characteristics of human body and a certain part of human body; Based on labor creation and labor object; Taking the images of animals and livestock as the basis of word formation; Taking natural images as the basis of word formation. Judging from the cultural connotation of the configuration, the objects selected by these early mature hieroglyphs are quite close to the social life of our ancestors and have strong realistic characteristics. At the same time, the content described by these hieroglyphs involves all levels of people and nature, so it also has the characteristics of extensive sources of configuration.