The jokes posted in KTV toilets

There is a male crow and a female crow in the tree. There is a wolf and a sheep under the tree. The wolf ate the sheep. What did the mother crow say? Did the male crow bow his head? Crow: The sheep (itchy) below is dead ~!

Colleagues are discussing the loss of things. Colleague A said, "It's a pity that I have had three mobile phones stolen."

Colleague B said, "Why are you so careless? I have never been stolen anything. "

At this moment, a MM said loudly, "You can't say that. Everything is the opposite. Now you say it's not stolen, and something will be stolen in a few days. Very smart. "

My other colleague didn't talk for a long time. As soon as MM opened her mouth, she shouted, "I have never won 5 million!" "

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Movie lines:

Are you serious? are you sure you meant it？ )

-No, I'm kidding. No, I'm kidding. )

Translation on pirated CDs:

-Are you Hillary?

No, I'm Ding Kai. ..

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Fourth Floor

I parked my bike in the garage. When I came back, my bike was gone. I only saw the lock thrown aside. The lock is not broken, but it still works. I felt it was a pity to throw it away, so I locked it on someone else's bike and left.

Actually, I am a kind person. ....................................................................................................................................................................

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Fifth Floor

The moral education teacher asked a classmate, "What would you do if an old lady stood next to you and you were sitting on the bus?"

The classmate replied: "I will tell her, old lady, you are so old, don't always crowd the bus." It is safer to take a taxi. "

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Sixth floor

In the evening, the couple are watching the World Cup. My husband suddenly said, one day we will do the same, and we will have sex several times when we score a few goals in the game.

The woman replied with disdain: then let's go to the NBA!

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