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Many English brain teasers are hidden in the middle of words, which is very interesting. The following is an English brain teaser I prepared for you. I hope you like it!

English brain teaser

Question:

1. If you had ten apples and ate eight, how many would you eat?

have

If you have ten apples and eat eight, how many are there?

Why did the former driver lie under the mule?

Why do people who used to be private drivers lie under mules?

3. Why does Jim pray that Chicago will become the capital of new york?

Jersey i.

Why does Jim pray that Chicago will become the capital of New Jersey?

Keys:

1. 10. Two outside and eight inside.

With Tenuto, two are outside and eight are inside.

2. Go and see why the mule doesn't go.

See why the mule doesn't go.

That's the answer he gave in the geography examination paper.

He wrote this on the geography paper.

Precautions:

2.chauffeur/ M+UF+/N. Ex-plus, a privately hired bus driver, is equivalent to some nouns.

"money?" In Chinese, such as ex-wife, former president,

Former police, etc.

English tongue twister

A Finnish fisherman named Fisher didn't catch any fish on a Friday afternoon, and finally he found a big crack in his fishing net.

Precautions:

1. Finnish: Finnish

2. Cracks: cracks

Where is the watch I put in my pocket to take to the store because it has stopped?

Bob bought a big bag of buns to lure the baby bear.

Precautions:

1. buns: buns

2. bait: teasing

A snow-white swan quickly caught a snake swimming slowly in the lake.

note:

1. Swan: Swan

2. quickly; Quickly; rapidly

Mr. Cook said to a cook, "Look at this cookbook. Very good. " So the cook accepted Mr. Cook's suggestion and bought the book.

A writer named Wright is instructing his youngest son how to write Wright correctly. He said, "It's wrong to write Wright as a' ceremony'-try to write Wright correctly!"

note:

1. ceremony: ceremony; ceremony

2. Correct: Correct

Bill's brother is building a beautiful building between two big brick houses.

note:

1. block: architecture; mansion

A flea and a fly were trapped in the flue. They tried to escape. The flea said to the fly, "Let's run away!" " The fly said to the flea, "Let's fly!" " Finally, fleas and flies managed to escape from the cracks in the flue.

note:

1. Flea: Flea

2. Trap: Set traps; snare

3. Flue: chimney, snorkel

4. escape: escape

5. defects: cracks; crack

Peter Piper took out a lot of pickles and peppers pickled by his parents and put them in a big paper plate.

note:

1. Many, many.

2. Pickling: Pickling

3. Pepper: Pepper

If a neat boat shop stocks six neat old boats, how many neat old boats will the six neat boat shops stock?

note:

1. In good order: in good order.

2. Stock: available; supply

3. Obsolete: Put the old one in the shop.

10 Monk's Monkey Mount

The walls of the monastery

Chewing melon puree

Melted macaroni.

A tall oriental girl named Short fell in love with a big Mr. Little a long time ago. But Little seldom thought of Short. He fell in love with a little girl named Lang. Despise the dragon. Short announced that she would marry Park Jung Su soon. This made Little marry Lang soon. To make a long story short, is it that tall people and short people love short people more than big people and short people?

12 You sent me your bill, Berry.

Before it expires, Berry;

Your father, old Berry,

That's not true, Berry.

English joke: American old goat

A group of Americans took a tour bus across the Netherlands. When they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide showed them the process of cheese making and explained that goat's milk was used.

She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. She explained that these were old goats, and when they stopped producing, they were released for grazing. She then asked, "What do you do with your old goat in America?"

An energetic old gentleman replied, "They let us travel by bus!"

A group of Americans are traveling in Holland by coach. They stopped at a cheese farm. A young guide showed them the whole process of cheese making and explained that goat milk was used. She showed the group a beautiful hillside where many sheep were grazing. For these, she explained that the old sheep exiled from the grassland could no longer produce milk. She then asked:? What do you do with old sheep in America?

A lively old gentleman replied:? They let us travel by car! ?