Parents' funny allegorical sayings

Lead: It is a short, funny and vivid sentence. It consists of two parts: the first part? Introduction? Function, like a riddle, the following is my collection of two-part allegorical sayings about parents, welcome to read for reference!

Two-part allegorical saying about dad's death. My husband is crying, dad? Sui Dazhong

Yan Luowang's dad? Old ghost; Reading house; Order of seniority among brothers and sisters

Zhou Yu beat his father? Wu people are unfilial; as everyone knows

Grandpa is carrying his wife? Not worth being crushed.

Dead dad crying mom? Twist it

The police arrested the illegal father? Act according to official principles

Wang Hua went to pick up dad? use

Mom and dad jumped into the well? Every man cares about every man.

Little parents' children? orphan

Beat dad to please mom? There is no reason for this.

My son worships my grandfather. Is it michel platini? Knock your head out

Parents make wishes? baozi

Son hits father? Act according to official principles

Blind dad carrying blind son? Blind and blind; More busy.

Qin Qiong worships michel platini? Mistake the wrong person

Beggar's parents Poor father and mother.

The police arrested his father? Act according to official principles

Yan Luowang's uncle? Laogui

Kill dad to please mom? rude

Dad crossed the river with his wife on his back? Thankless; Good intentions are not rewarded; Do thankless work

Patrol beat his father? Act according to official principles

Call dad when you see a monk? Find your own ugliness

Dead father-in-law crying dad? Comply with the general trend

What a coincidence that his father met his mother. Skilled.

Pull bandits to call dad? Regard the enemy as father-regard the enemy as relatives.

Laroche's name is michel platini? Regard the enemy as father-regard the enemy as relatives.

Mom and dad get married? Every man cares about every man.

Dad cried? Planting one.

Dad pays New Year greetings to his mother-in-law? Make unnecessary moves

Crying at uncle's grave? Wrong grave

Grandson crying dad? No uncle; be hopeless

Father-in-law is dead and still crying? Follow the crowd.

Father beat his son? Beat in vain

Did you dump your father at the fair? I lost my adult; Master diu

Emperor Benedict of Yamaraja? Laojiu; Laogui

Father's father? That's called Ye.

Gaga, dad, son? Hopeless; No uncle.

Get rid of dad in time? Master diu

Dump dad before the temple fair? Master diu

Call mom when you see dad? Call names indiscriminately.

Big nose dad? Old nose; many

Big nose, his father? a lot of

What a coincidence! Her father touched her mother? What a coincidence

What a coincidence that her father met her mother. Skilled.

Begging a person to cry, mom and dad? False sadness

The purser beat dad? Act according to official principles

The father of the heavenly queen? god

Call your parents on stage? Mouth kiss

A blind man knows his father? Likes and dislikes

Yan Luowang's dad? Laogui

Bantou hit his father? Act according to official principles

Two-part allegorical saying about Niang: Does the pig hit the girl? At least not.

The bride's room? You can't crowd people out.

A blind man carrying a car? It's just a box

Big girl, see the son-in-law? Sneak.

Send a girl to fall? Kill a child; Have a baby alive

The queen mother made a decision? Seen a sledgehammer.

Is Zhang Feiniang surnamed Wu? Wu Tiansheng can fly; make trouble out of nothing

Give birth to an empress and hug a rabbit? Nobody looks like it.

His mother called him dad? The strength is coming.

My mother-in-law is sitting on the kang? Pretend to be grandma

Children don't cry, but mothers don't coax them? Without foresight

Aunt in a red sedan chair? First met

The queen fell in the rain? The trench coat is wet; be well fed and clad

Two women's needlework plaque? Various colors

Sun Erniang's apprentice? Kaiheidian

Grass circle, beating mother and daughter? This is organized.

The birthday girl sells her mother? Sell the old according to the old.

Bad woman scolds the street? Neighborhood anxiety

Jumping sheep? Hit me, bitch.

The queen of Miaofengshan? Not even close.

The old monk beat his wife? The impossible; No one has seen it.

Grandma moved? Take everything.

Big girl wants her mother-in-law's house? I can't say it in my mouth.

The girl coughs? There is nothing to talk about; No phlegm

Does the Queen Mother wear jasmine? I like this tune.

Dumb long-term workers see their mothers? Complain about suffering; I can't tell you how bitter I am.

The big girl went up the mountain to pick mulberry? For an affair; Diligent silk

The bride is sitting in a sedan chair? Be at the mercy of others; Be at the mercy of others

Empress is looking forward to eating mugwort paella? Fancy game

Girls fighting? Afraid of catching braids

Big girl looking at the new house? A person for many days.

Does the old lady look at pictures? One is the same.

Tobacco bags for two girls? Ganzihao

A girl's braid? Help yourself; oneself

Fat bitch narrow door? Door to door; (of marriage) of equal socioeconomic status.

Ugly aunt's swollen face? Uglier.

Mother-in-law sits cross-legged and rushes to grandma

Lazy bitch washing dishes? A turn; There is only one turn.

The empress is here? inacceptable

Lazy bitch wraps her feet in cloth? Smelly and long

Green Niang in Shitang? Zhengqingjia chicken

Grandma is looking for a plane? Look into the distance; Look at the distance

What girl, Jiang's wife? Jiang Heshi; Just right; Would be appropriate.

The big girl crossed the ditch? give it a try

With the heavenly queen? Don't worry about going to heaven.

Mom teaches her daughter? Say it in your mouth and hold it in your heart.

Which girl gave it to the Zheng family? Zheng Heshi; customized

Ni Zi is sleepy? rude

I eat fried dough sticks? Stir by bigo

Second aunt punched her face and acted as a fat man? More ugly

Big girls grab dowry? one day seems like a year

Do you want to say Niang is ugly? It's hard to talk

Aunt Wang's words? Say or not.

Crying at her husband's grave? Wrong grave

Two girls wear thimbles? Do some work

Aunt Wang's preserved eggs? alterative

A mother calls her daughter her own mother? Honey, there's nothing to say.

Women patting their bellies? Great; Good fetus

Hang sangu? mother

Grandma spins flowers? Work hard slowly.

The lame mother gave birth to a bald doll? Generation ratio difference

The queen mother's laundry stone? Pass a big stick.

Back to your mother's house in the middle of the night? Very close