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Seek a good-looking novel of cultivating immortals with universal strength! ! !
Once crossed, it becomes a vivid ancient version of Cinderella, a lamb that only needs to be slaughtered by two big sisters.
Joke! Who is she? How can you be slaughtered? She should kill someone, right?
Hit her? All right! Whichever hand hits her, she will waste your hand!
Let her get married Well, as long as you can leave this house!
"Contract, Kiss of the Snake King (End)" Text/Small Twelve
"Helian Ye-you bastard!"
"I am an illegitimate child, you have to give this Wang Zisheng ten eight little eggs!"
Anonymous sighed: "Fuck off-"
She is only a freshman in the Department of Anatomy and a famous "trick consultant". You are a little hairy and greedy, but you can't draw a picture and attract a violent bad snake, can you?
"Phoenix Chaos: Don't Marry the Demon King (Grand Finale)" Text/Qingming Weiyang
A battle for the throne, a battle for beauty between the ruling and the opposition.
In order to protect her family, she designed and sold the famous painting "Flying", which inadvertently helped her sister pass the test of the second prince, but turned against her sister. She saved a life in exchange for an imperial decree to marry the third prince, who is a well-known idiot.
She used information to defuse Ambassador Wuzhen's insult to her husband, which attracted the attention of Prince Wuzhen. She used her wit to help her sister stabilize the status of the princess, so the second prince knew that it was actually her who passed the test; She used innocence to gradually resolve the haze hidden in Wu Zhuangyuan's heart. When he smiled again, there was something in his heart. ...
The Mermaid Prince: The Charm of Jiao Ren (Full Edition+Fanwai) /miss_ Su
"There is Jiao Ren in the East China Sea, which can live for thousands of years, and tears become pearls, which is priceless; Oil burning lamp, eternal; What you weave is as light as a feather; Its scales can cure all diseases and prolong life. After his death, he turned into clouds and rain, rose to the sky, and fell into the sea. "
Wandu was born in a seaside fishing village. Tsunamis are frequent, and fishing villages are often affected by seawater. Wan Wan was chosen as a human sacrifice.
Dark clouds are gathering, and there are evil spirits of handsome men in the huge waves. Spare Wan Wan's life. ...
Loulan, a Buddhist country in the western regions, where the East and West Silk Roads meet, is a frequent mirage, and countless businessmen have been killed.
"Veterinary Princess: Queen of Four Kings and One King (Full Edition)" Text/Xiao Ya Circle
Isn't it just a little wine, this ... this, as for letting her wear it to the monster dynasty?
He showed two sharp teeth and said solemnly, "You forgot the warm spring night in the Lotus tent."
He smiled like a spring breeze man, but his eyes were cold. He said, "You forgot who was panting and singing under me that night."
He was as cold as a snake and scorpion, and snapped, "You forgot that cold spring night."
His cheeks were red, but his eyes were overbearing and he said, "You forgot the lingering feelings that night."
Wang Xiaogua was speechless. She just likes beautiful men. Is it necessary to question her one by one?
She smiled kindly and naively: "I haven't forgotten ..."
They said, "Choose one."
She winked. "I want them all."
Behind him came the voice of extinction. ...
1 "Looking for fragrance: don't be your love princess" text/Jingyue.
He is the young heir to the throne in the Northern Dynasties, and she is the princess of the Southern Dynasties whose brother intends to get his hands on.
Regarded her as a treasure, the royal family of Southern Dynasties took her as a relative sacrifice when she was in Enemy at the Gates. When I was a teenager, the innocent love songs among the green hills and bamboos turned out to be irreparable love mistakes.
When she was ravaged by her brother and forced to become a princess of the northern dynasties, she once vowed to stand by in exchange for his contemptuous smile.
She swore to heaven that she would pay him ten times for all her humiliation!
Love you, but never be your princess!
2 "Magic Pet: The Heart of the Charming King" Text/Yao Yaoxuan
A novel with a different kind of heroine.
He, the youngest god in different time and space, is also a demon. He is red-haired, red-eyed, evil and cold-blooded. In his world, he likes men and women are pets. How can he treat them with dignity?
But why did you tie her to your side the first time, and even make things difficult for her in the most cruel way? ...
♀ She, the gangster of 2 1 Century College, is moody because of her dual personality. A strange crossing took her to the forest of death in different time and space, but she was reborn because of the stone she accidentally swallowed, and her world was no longer peaceful. I had no idea that it was the holy pearl that God lost 500 years ago.
What should I do if I like a man but treat myself like that? What should I do in the face of his ruthless plunder again and again? Should I choose death to stay away from it or charm him to fall in love with myself? ...
3 "Naughty Little Princess Crossing" text/Veronica
She is a naughty and lovely high school student, but she has no intention of crossing into ancient times in a car accident. Just crossing. Why is cold and handsome exactly like Ann from her childhood? God, even if there are handsome guys everywhere, she doesn't want to stay in ancient times where information is blocked, not to mention that this is a country that has never been mentioned in history books! She wanted to go home, but an expert told her that she had to end a relationship in this ancient era. She is witty, bickering with Jiing every day, just like telling the judge about it. She is willful, but she is indulged and spoiled by her cousin Yu Wenhao. She is clever and clever, and is taken fancy to by the incomparable flaming brother of evil spirits, and wants her to be her princess. But, these three handsome guys, who is her fate?
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