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In the early morning, the sun shone through the window and fell on the tables and chairs, even on the floor, just like the bright yellow I accident

280 small highlights about the mood of WeChat.

In the early morning, the sun shone through the window and fell on the tables and chairs, even on the floor, just like the bright yellow I accident

280 small highlights about the mood of WeChat.

In the early morning, the sun shone through the window and fell on the tables and chairs, even on the floor, just like the bright yellow I accidentally spilled from the palette in those days, which was stained with some worldly colors.

I don't mind being disturbed, annoyed and annoyed, but I hate being left out and forgotten, especially him.

3, someone cares, it is joy; Being noticed is happiness. Care is the magnetic field between heart and heart. Without care, there is no magnetization of soul mate. If love is an eternal theme in the world, then caring is a special expression of the most beautiful feelings of human beings.

I hope you will have me every day in the future.

5. Someone! Wear more clothes when it's cold. If you catch a cold, don't blame me for cleaning it up for you!

6. Love is not a shocking motivation, but two people working together.

7. Perhaps the season directed this sad scene, or perhaps the years painted this misty and rainy picture, which made my world suddenly lose its color. Suddenly looking back, I saw sadness all over the sky.

8. I looked down at the scenery downstairs. There is a pear tree. I remember I came to pick you up when the pear tree was in full bloom in front of my house. Unfortunately, the parting song was covered by branches.

9. I received red envelopes from my husband and daughter early in the morning. I am very happy. The popularity of foreign festivals has made it impossible to ignore my birthday, which is not easy to remember.

10, I don't know what kind of image I am in your heart, and you may not know what kind of image you are in my heart.

1 1, dissatisfied with the reality, but powerless.

12, happy time always flies, and it's time to say goodbye again.

13, have you ever found that when girls are really angry, they don't cry and don't make trouble but don't talk?

14, you, a fallen leaf, do whatever you want; I am a fallen leaf, wandering around and returning to the dust.

15, most people, most of the time, can only rely on themselves. I don't have any background, I haven't seen any noble people, and I haven't been to any good schools. None of this matters. The key is which road you are determined to take, what kind of person you want to be, and how to deal with your laziness.

16, I can't hide secrets or sadness, just like I can't hide the joy of loving you and the hesitation when I am apart. I'm calm. You can hurt yourself.

17, life is alive, many things, if you look away, you will turn around; Many dreams, if pessimistic, will open the sun. Learn to think, learn to cherish, smile and understand, be silent and strong.

18, a person's travel is really good, everything is unknown, everything may no longer depend on who, just follow your feelings.

19, my temper drove away many people, but left the most true person.

20. When the autumnal equinox comes, you will be worried and greeted by your voice. The autumn wind is cool, and the quilt keeps out the cold at night. I miss you in autumn rain. May you always be healthy. Autumn flowers are fragrant and fragrant, blessing life like patterns. I wish the autumnal equinox a happy and healthy life!

2 1, no matter on the roadside, at the seaside, at the end of the world, good luck is with you; Regardless of the past, the beginning and the future, I will always give you the warmest care, and wish you the happiest person in the world! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

22. I'm not sure whose name will be in your mouth after you say you love me now.

23. Even if you are stabbed all over, I will hold you tight regardless.

I want to save my first love to my late twenties and early thirties. High school is not because of immaturity. The reason why universities don't start school is that they have to struggle at this time, and so do boys, who don't have their own plans and future. So I have to wait until I, as a perfect self, have the ability to live by myself, before I can find the other half of my life and we can live a good future with adult thinking.

25. When you are tired, say goodbye first, or you will hear it from the other person in the end.

26. As the saying goes, if one side is in trouble, all sides will support it. In order to let the homeless victims in the earthquake-stricken areas rebuild their homes as soon as possible, I hope everyone will lend a helping hand and give a little love ... Thank you!

27. I want to wait for the sunrise and sunset with you and then challenge everything between you and me. I want to have class with you and sit together.

28. Memories often use loneliness as bait to run out in the middle of the night and float in my mind.

29. One night I cried twice in my dream. What a sad mood this is.

30. Loneliness is a person's insomnia, a person's space, a person's thoughts, and a picture of two people.

3 1, cold, the mood is like this weather, cool! It is said that it is perfunctory not to leave your inner efforts, but if you work hard and reach half the level of others, it is perfunctory and fruitless!

32. On the first day of work, I went to work hungry, envious that those who sell breakfast are still on vacation.

33. My baby fell on his head when he was learning to walk, and I cried. Dad was not around, and when he heard a plop, he ran out in fear.

34. The happiest thing is to be carefree with the person you love!

Mimi is ten months old. She can call mom and dad and make all kinds of gestures. My old mother is very pleased to see your progress day by day.

36. Knowing that you are a father's first reaction and the mood of a newborn son has added a responsibility to your shoulders. Remember what my father said to himself: No matter what path you choose to take, once you decide, you should learn to take responsibility for yourself and bear all the consequences. Let's go

37. I missed it once, so I really like you.

38. I don't know when to start. I like to return my thoughts quietly in the dark night sky.

39. The past cannot be traced. It's like a dancing butterfly. It's beautiful and moving, but it just smiles and appreciates it and doesn't want to destroy it. You and I live far apart, but we are close at hand; Relatively silent but soul mate. Did you hear the sudden silence of a familiar song? Like me, I saw a familiar face suddenly freeze? Did you miss me quietly on a quiet and deep night?

40. Who is the Dance Academy will accomplish nothing; Whoever does not dominate himself will always be a slave.

4 1, I unconsciously entered a dream, dreaming that I had colorful wings and flew in the blue sky. I'm so happy.

42. After reaching the old man's house, the basket became so high, and when did climbing trees become smaller!

43. Even if the future is confused, I will find the brightest light.

44. I don't know what love is at the beginning of crossing, but I know that love is first love.

I want you sunshine until you stop loving me.

46. In the adult world, we are so ignorant.

47. Although Youlemei will be held in the palm of your hand, it will be thrown into the trash can after drinking it.

48. I was in a good mood early in the morning, so I finished packing happily.

49. Be a sunny girl, simple and happy, as long as you love, don't worry!

50. Strong friendship can't stand the test of time and place, let alone fragile love.

On the mood of wechat 2 1. I want love, not a lifetime without quarreling, but a lifetime after quarreling.

2. Can you give me some visible care?

I can't say why I love you, but I know you are the reason why I don't love others.

4. Young love is like a gust of wind, leaving dust behind.

I miss you so much recently, and I don't know why. I really want to see you again, so that I can confess and tell you myself: I love you!

6. I also want to wander all my life, but I accidentally fell in love with someone.

7, unrequited love is a courtesy, narcissism is a pride, love is a style, not love is a taste.

Don't look back when you leave, and don't look for me again.

9. In fact, sometimes things are simple, but you think too much.

10, I don't want the prodigal son to turn back. People who like me must be infatuated from the beginning.

1 1, from meeting to missing to being afraid of not meeting, this is called liking.

12, the next love, either don't start, or for life.

13, I firmly believe that you won't meet me so well again.

14. Because I loved you, I know the taste of loneliness. Because I am sad, I often cry. Because I don't want to miss the happiness of this stop, I cherish you more.

15, don't buy unnecessary things because of discounts, and don't love inappropriate people because of emptiness.

16, familiar street, strange figure, confused tell me, don't care about everything.

17, you are like a hoarse and preferred love song.

18, and then thought about it. I won't hold you up, and others will hold you up. Then I'm not reconciled. Let me detain you for a moment.

19, falling in love with someone is often involuntary, and feelings are always changing.

20. I have used all the postures with you in bed, which is the most romantic thing I have ever thought.

2 1, everything is fleeting pursuit.

22. How clean you are with your ex, how happy you will be in the future.

23. The world is so beautiful that it is worth fighting for. I only agree with the second part. Hemingway.

24, don't give others a hand, leave your arm to me.

25. A person with such a bad temper like me can do nothing but spoil.

26, you should be happy, so many people, I really like you.

27. Some people we call dear, but we don't like them; Some people we scold x force but really love.

28, love is very simple: a you, a lifetime, wholeheartedly.

29. If you don't want to listen to me.

30. Clothes with tears, pillows, childish love letters and crooked handwriting, you may be forgotten after many years.

3 1, refused everyone's invitation and didn't want to see the scenery with anyone except you.

32. Love is not Cao Cao, it will come.

If you love her, don't give her a chance to think. Because you never know how much people who miss you love you.

34. If you love someone again, you can only love to a certain extent.

I know when to stop, when to let go and when to move on. But just because I know doesn't mean I can.

No matter what is hidden in your heart, you will keep a secret and I will protect you.

37. When you like someone, you always feel that you are not good enough.

38. Loving you is my weakness and armor. I love you clumsily and strongly.

39. You said: Why are you attached? You don't know: I promised not to love you as soon as I turned around, but I forgot to promise myself.

40, long-distance love, even a hug is a luxury.

4 1, you can love three or five wrong people x, but you can't love one person x three or five times. It may be bad luck to go the wrong way, but you always jump into the pit and your IQ is not high.

42. I want to keep you for myself, but I'm afraid you want to be free.

43. Don't buy things you don't need because of discounts, and don't love inappropriate people because of emptiness.

44. Call you a bitch, fool, fool, slut and dog. You didn't let me down.

45. You should find a man who cares about you like a father, not a son who wants you to accommodate. The highest level of people who really love you is to raise you as a daughter, and those who don't love you treat you as a mother.

46. If we had been brave together, would there have been different endings?

47. I know her too well. As long as she is willing to talk to me, no matter how hard she tries, she is just waiting for me to coax her.

48. McDull said that he had something to say. Don't wait for the other person to understand, because the other person is not you and doesn't know what you want. In the end, it can only be sadness and disappointment, especially feelings.

49. Sometimes, whether it is friendship or love, it will make people jealous and crazy.

50. Your lips are beautiful, suitable for kissing and saying you love me.

5 1, probably all likes are very similar, there is no way to hide greed, only sweet satisfaction.

I should be glad that I met you in my most beautiful years. Still sad, this is not love after all.

53. It is also my dream to be a person you can't live without.

Loving you with my whole youth is the most extravagant thing I have ever done.

55. My predecessors and predecessors were both great. One taught me to be a gentle woman and the other taught me to be a mature adult, but I like my present job best. He taught me to go back to my childhood.

56. Don't try your best to show off to many people. You have many boyfriends or boyfriends. Because, not only will others not envy you, but they will only look down on you.

57. It is a rare fate not to be one step earlier or one step later.

If the memory can be rewritten, I hope you will always be by my side.

59. "I finally forgot about her." "Great. Would you like some orange juice?" "She used to like orange juice best.

60. It makes me sick to watch you and her walk past me.

6 1, no one will love you forever, and those who are disappointed enough will naturally let go. Love is accumulated, so is not love.

62. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

63. Conscience is equal, and heroes don't ask about their origins.

64. I said that I will accompany you to the old age in this life, and I was definitely not just talking.

65. The person I admire most is you, because you have my love and you can be so ignorant.

66. Many people caught my eye, but only you caught my heart.

67. There is no need to talk to you all the time. I like you so much anyway. If you grind it out with indifference, it won't happen again.

Sometimes, in order to keep someone who doesn't care about losing you, you finally lose yourself.

69. There is always a clear dividing line between taking part in accidental amusement and sincerity.

70. Warning: This is an era of "Chen Shimei" flooding, so you must pay attention to it.

7 1, a person's greatest weakness is not selfish, savage and willful, but paranoid love for someone who doesn't love himself.

72. I hope my boyfriend will give me his mobile phone and tell my daughter-in-law that she can delete people she doesn't like.

73. There is a disease that you can't live without.

74. When we met again, we didn't change each other, but our identities were different.

75. If one day, you leave me, I will choose silence, because your happiness is much more important than my retention.

76. I copied the love letter, but I like that you are true.

77. Everything is fine with her there, except that she can be silently guarded.

78. For people who can't speak, clothes are a language, a pocket play that they carry with them.

When I changed your name from a nickname to a first name, I realized that we were not like before.

80. If it wasn't deep in the ocean, how could I miss you so much?

8 1, you tear me to pieces and I'll let you burn yourself.

82. Three things make people happy: being loved, having something to do and having expectations.

83. Even if you don't meet, talk or send messages, there will always be a place in your heart and someone will always be safe.

Maybe I can't walk with you for long, but when the crowd is crowded, someone will hold your hand for me.

85. The best time in life is when you and I become "us".

86. Once in a lifetime, let's talk about a love for the purpose of marriage. No longer refuse to bow because of willfulness, and no longer break up easily because of stubbornness. Believe for the last time, go straight ahead and you will grow old.

If you are not sure about everything, you'd better leave her alone at the beginning.

88. In a man's eyes, he can only see the person he loves most.

If I don't care, then you can never hurt me.

90. I'm just a rotten person who was hurt to death by you and then coaxed a few words.

9 1. If a person says he likes you, please wait until he takes good care of you.

92. I hate people who are slow to heat, and I can't wait to push them away ... The elevator TM is going to close and the md bus is going to leave.

93. I heard that the most beautiful meeting in the world is a brush, the most beautiful oath is a lie, the most beautiful love is yesterday, and the most beautiful miss is never to meet.

94. There is nothing to be afraid of when a person disappears completely from your life. The most terrible thing is that you can never walk into her life again, but she is still everywhere in your life.

All I care about is your humble flattery. Why should I pawn my youth for you without regret?

96. In this life, there is always someone who is always giving you a hard time, but you really want to live with him.

97. Hey, someone, I gave you my heart. Save it for fun. Only one.

98. School begins, study hard and forget him. The future is more important.

99. I like you not because you are good, but because I like you. I know how good you are.

100, love is like this, I'm afraid you know, and I'm afraid you don't know.

10 1, there is no sudden confession, but it is actually a long-awaited secret love.

102. Some things will never belong to you if you like them again, and some things are doomed to give up if you miss them again. Love is a song that can never be sung in life.

103, I lost my pride. To be honest, I still love you.

104, bow your head only when lighting a cigarette, and be gentle with the person you love.

105, I can make fun of you, chat with you and make you laugh, which shows that you are very important.

106, if you are in love, remember to keep it a secret first, and don't speak your mind rashly without knowing each other's thoughts.

107, I really hope you are getting uglier and worse. I'm the only one who wants you.

108, the most painful thing in the world is that when you care about this person, this person has left you. When you find that you are about to forget, he appears in your life again, and this life has nothing to do with him.

109, one flower and one world, one leaf and one pursuit. A song and a sigh, a person's life.

1 10, bless you are false, bless you are true.

1 1 1. When you are here, you are everything; When you are away, everything is yours.

The person who cures your temper is the one you love. He who can tolerate your temper is the one who loves you.

1 13, time, can understand love, can prove love, can also overthrow love.

1 14. If you love someone too much, your heart will get drunk; Hating someone for too long will break your heart.

1 15, your good night, in exchange for my peace of mind for a night.

1 16, I heard that time will make companionship the most beautiful love story.

1 17, let you live, there is nothing to miss.

1 18, I don't want other people's hugs, there is no heartbeat.

1 19. Finding the right person at the right time is a fairy tale. Finding the right person at the wrong time is youth.

120, you love so many people, but only remember one name.

Briefly talk about the mood of WeChat 3 1. That gorgeous encounter was doomed to be lost in the distance of mountains and rivers.

2. Memories will be beautiful, sad and self-deprecating. After all, they are just memories.

In your beautiful world, will I always be just a passer-by?

I began to like my original self. I wasn't hurt at that time, and I wouldn't cry.

No one can help you all your life. If you want to walk brilliantly and openly, you must be independent and strong.

6. You can't get what you didn't care about before, and you don't want what you didn't get before.

7. Who understands my original intention? Irritability is also a dream, but I really hurt.

8. Fog hinders the unclean scene, and your eyes are full of pure and perfect you.

9. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of 10 thousand people blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.

10. God didn't take special care of me or abandon me, but it's not difficult to cheat me into being single. It's hard to deal with people who try their best to make you end your single life.

1 1. Sometimes I feel like a psycho. I struggle with myself and disturb others.

12. We can't give it to those who don't love us. Once you give, you are guilty.

13. I am like a poor bug. I ask you to give me more care.

14. It takes a catty to crush a person's head, and only one sentence to break a person's heart.

15. Maybe I think too much and always look forward to your tomorrow, but it has become yesterday.

On the mood of wechat 4 1. In life, the most unrequited thing is maternal love.

2. Because time is clearer than ours.

I love you all my life.

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the future mother-in-law standing in front of me can only say aunt.

What you said I miss you is so deeply imprinted in my heart.

We never thought we'd be apart like this.

7. There is no accident in this world.

8. Don't ignore me or test my attachment to you.

9. Love someone in the name of friendship and miss someone in the name of love.

10. Don't always complain that God is unfair to you. In fact, God doesn't know who you are.

1 1. Friends who love games, we have become freelancers in various game companies.

12. Don't think that you are spoiled. Anything you do wrong deserves forgiveness.

13. Obviously, you are the saddest and you are the happiest.

14. I will be your canon, so that you can keep moving forward.

15. People who don't believe in love are more likely to be unhappy than ordinary people.

The so-called alma mater is a school where we scold a thousand times a day and don't allow others to insult us.

What I fear most is watching my beloved fall in love with another person.

Those people, those things, those past, no matter how decorated, are too pale.

I won't let you go easily and let her smile so beautifully in your arms.

5. I just like to say nice things and make people hypocritical.

If the world is full of ugly women, I believe the chance of falling in love at first sight will be much lower.

7. Growing up like this, my biggest setback is that I can't handle you.

8. Cry, laugh and watch yourself make trouble.

Please remember me, even if it is only a small corner in my memory.

10. A person's shortcomings will only be exposed in front of the closest people.

1 1. Remember, I don't even have to look at you.

12. No one will spoil you invariably. Nobody owes anyone in this society!

13. If you want to ruin a friend, lend him money!

14. Although I have many friends, I still feel lonely.

15. Our hearts are so small that we can miss a little thing for a long time.

16. Rich people are afraid that others will know that they have money, while poor people are afraid that others will know that they have no money.

17. Life is few, so why talk about life?

18. There is half a bottle on the bottle cap, and you make me feel embarrassed.

19. My advantage: I dare to admit my mistakes; Disadvantages: resolutely do not change.

20. I guessed the process, but I couldn't guess the ending.

2 1. Cold hands can't feel the residual temperature you left behind, so you can only replace that feeling in other ways.

22. Now that I think about it, kindergartens are still easy to mix.

23. I've been thinking for a long time. If possible, I will wait for you forever.

24. If it is impossible, please cool my selfishness.

25. I keep a low profile because I can't keep a high profile.

26. Social unspoken rules: behave yourself.

27. If you look at the sky, tears will not fall.

28. The strange air is full of the smell of cigarettes.

29. Listen, I can't help feeling your ridicule.

30. I have many dreams, and you are in every dream.

The mirror is my best friend. It never smiles when I cry.

2. How many people have been diluted for one of you? As a result, you left and they left.

3. You praised me for being invulnerable. In fact, I have laughed through my heart.

When you do something right, no one will remember. When you do something wrong, even your breathing is wrong.

I lost everything about you in one day, but I will forget that memory all my life.

You are the best dream I have ever had, but I cried when I woke up.

7. Wipe away the tears on your face, but you can't take away the painful feeling in your heart. When my shoulder is gone, when my tears run dry, when I decide to let go, my heart is gone.

8. It's not that I don't contact you, it's that you make me feel that I'm bothering you.

9. Don't cheat others, because all the people you can cheat are people who love you.

10, I prefer mobile phones to people. At least the mobile phone will tell you that the battery is low, but people always leave without saying a word.

1 1, I still hate to let you lose all my news, even if you don't care.

12, the draft paper full of things eventually turned into pieces, and too many wounds didn't want to be seen through.

13, I can't let it go, but I have to pretend to be calm. I am not so strong and brave, but I must hide my cowardice.

14, true love is two people who look no different from pigs and are afraid of being taken away by each other.

15, acquaintance is always so beautiful; Breaking up is always elegant.

16, some people, if they want to give up, have to go through the pain like cocoons. The wound is hard to scab. It's so bloody there that you can't touch it, but you have to bear it.

17, sometimes, just for the sake of love. What I avoid is the figure, but what I can't avoid is the silent feelings.

18, the deepest injury in this world is not betrayal, not disgust, but gradual indifference after extreme love.

19, I don't know what pressure has brought me, but I don't know if I can survive if I add the pressure of love.

20. Love is so complicated, and being injured is also a kind of happiness. You'll understand after more experience.

2 1. Love is as beautiful as porcelain doll, but hard and fragile.

22. I am a liar I didn't know until you left and I cried. The biggest lie I told was that I had let him go.

23. You don't know what it's like to be so lonely that you want to cry in your throat and are afraid that no one will comfort you. Swallow your tears and continue to smile.

24. I want to be a tree and grow on your way. I'm not spying on you. I just like you.

25. Work at sunrise, rest at sunset, flowers bloom, and everything you meet, leave, remember and forget all pass away in the chilly spring season.

26. You have me in your world, but not just me; There is no you in my world, but I just want you.

From now on, please be strong in the city without me, and I will heal in the city without you.

28. Once sweet words and promises made me speechless like being slapped.

29. A person often becomes the role he once spurned. This is probably fate.

30. Love is just a matter. Love if you want, hate if you want-there is not much difference, everyone has love-just look at personal imagination.

3 1, you never know how lonely I am, because I am the loneliest when you are away.

Please don't say sorry to me, because I don't know what other words can be used to answer those injuries you have given me.

You don't know how hypocritical society is until reality slaps you, and you don't know how awesome people are until so-called friends hurt you.

34. If you don't love someone, don't accept all the good things of the other person easily. We can't stand the disappointment of running back and forth, and we can't stand the betrayal again and again.

The best life is nothing more than talking and laughing during the day and having a good sleep at night.

If I turn around, no one will see my tears.

37. It turns out that the world of love is so big that it can hold all kinds of grievances. It turns out that the world of love is very small, so small that many people are crowded to suffocate.

38. I know it's easy to forget. As long as you don't look, think or remember, you will forget, just like the sky after fireworks.

39. Pain and sadness will only break your heart in vain, but it will not help. The important thing is that you must live well and make your life valuable and meaningful.

40. I don't know why, my heart is always heavy, I am always at a loss, and I feel so tired, really tired.

4 1, every painful effort is a precious gift.

42.fish Knowing that you have someone you like, my heart suddenly sank.

43. Some people will leave you in different ways even if you give them countless opportunities.

Give me an encounter, but don't give me a love. Give me a love, but don't give me forever.

45. Time will dilute a person's memory but never kill a person's sadness.

46. I am just a joke, which makes others laugh and hurts myself.

47. If you take the initiative for a long time, everyone will be tired, not because you don't love it, but because you are tired.

48. At this moment, I am reading this poem, touching your back with my heart, and my heart is crying. The evening is still the same, the scenery is still the same, I am still the same, but my heart is empty and cold.

49. Clothes will fade, walls will be mottled, books will turn yellow, and he will become cold and strange. Don't laugh, your tears will fall.

50. Life is just a trip. You pass by me, I pass by you, and then we practice separately and move forward separately.