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The Complete Works of Guangzhou Dialect Xiehouyu and Its Answers

(a painting)

Who are you-who are you when you swear to a group of people?

A radish is a pit-the servant was thrown by a poke, no more, no less.

A chopstick eats tofu-hanging a chopstick in an iron pot doesn't eat tofu. Metaphorically speaking, it can only be screwed up.

Eat lotus root with one chopstick-eyes and nose (1) Only eat lotus root with one chopstick where there are eyes (2) refers to finding fault with others.

A catty and a half, one is the eight-two-year-old cellar, one is the old scale, and the other is the new scale, just like everyone else.

A coach punches all the way-we don't ask others to use the same hard method, as long as we achieve our goal.

One Construction Three-Ode to Grey Living in Meiting Term ② refers to non-transferability.

13579- unparalleled (injured) (1) someone's ability level is amazing, really unparalleled (2) after a fight, there are no casualties and no accidents.

A comprehensive book is old-learn from the past and advise people not to look at new things with old eyes.

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My second uncle went to shave his head-the hair salon (hairy wolf) and "my second uncle" is a virtual character. Nowadays, there are fewer haircuts, and the hair salon is a metaphor, and suddenly it is fierce.

The second uncle marries a woman-a girl who doesn't marry at this time is equal to "1000 yuan". Although it will be a little reluctant to marry a woman, it is also verve.

Uncle, planting rice in damaged fields is transplanting rice, and planting bad seedlings is tantamount to suffering.

The second uncle mowed the grain-bowed his head and cut the rice to the bottom, metaphorically looking forward to the next bumper harvest.

Keeping mistresses is an ancient law-inferior things are unlucky.

Twenty-one plus five and two abacus items means that everyone divides the calculation equally.

Two dozen six-not enough weight to describe half a bucket of water, no skill.

2468 single-there is a kind of punishment called "bullfighting". If all five cards are 2468 and the other card is odd, then no matter how you change it, it will not become a "cow", and this set will be gone.

Tears on the faces of two flowers-the meaning of wiping when off-line and off-column, are outrageous and irrelevant.

Seven divided by two-well, three, well, four (equal to 3.5), not three, not four, then it is not three, not four.

Nine baskets-nine dishes that are eaten at will generally appear on festive occasions, and the dishes are good enough to be eaten casually.

Sugar cane in October-the sweetness of otters. Sugarcane harvested early is not sweet.

October mustard-sunrise heart ① Mustard will have a knot when it is old ② Describe temptation, especially for the opposite sex.

October mulberry leaves-Yuki (ignored) is too old, no one cares.

Ten pairs of writers and ten pairs of generals-20 words and 20 martial arts (dance) describe the way to throw its weight around.

12: 30-refers to Tianguan, which means swearing. He often says that he is right about the conscience of heaven and earth and points up with his hand.

Thirteen months before birth-a blunt fetus means abnormality, dullness and stupidity.

(Three paintings)

Most big showers describe spending money at will, extravagance and thrift.

Chimney cremation Guangzhou people over 40 know that "chimney" is another name for crematorium.

Dragon boat on the mainland-not entering (teaching) refers to the river that flows like a flood, which means it doesn't matter if you don't touch it, which means that children don't listen to teaching.

Steaming in a cauldron m-I know everything, that is, I am proficient in all walks of life and all kinds of work.

Big-breasted shirt collar-A big-breasted shirt collar with a top and a neck is erected to describe people who like to wrangle and argue.

It's neither fish nor fowl to nail the military buttons on a large-breasted shirt. The big-breasted shirt is far from the buttons of the military uniform. ② Compared with no three no four, there is a big difference. (3) incompatible with people.

Beat the grains of wheat-pecking the grains of wheat means that you have a big mole on your face, which means that you don't know the truth and are too confused.

Sprinkle salt on the sea-tasteless, but useless, useless.

March is the peak of snail breeding, which is more intelligent and has more ways.

Sanshui always eats noodles-cooking bowls by the board, which means that foreigners don't know what to do, so they just do it.

Sanshui guy plays lanterns-only a few tricks follow, all of which are jokes brought by curiosity and ignorance.

Sanshui Lao {Mue- the first water comes from folk stories, and everything must come first.

Sanshui boy exam-a legend is missing. Before Sanshui, two fathers and sons took the exam. Later, someone told his father that your son didn't do well in the exam and probably couldn't pass it. Father said happily after listening, that's not better, there is one less competitor.

Word for word, it is a metaphor for people who keep their words and have no integrity.

Earth God farts-describes people who are depressed, unmotivated and have an air.

Children bask in the sun-this thing is not even printed on the island.

Children are like sesame cakes-if you don't play, you have to play homophonic. Cookies should be turned over on both sides, and children should play everywhere.

Beggars sing-poor and happy people should be ambitious, poor and pitiful, hungry and happy.

Beggars don't stay overnight-find a meal with your index finger and there is no food for the night.

Firecrackers are set off at the bottom of the door leaf-when you hear the sound, you don't see anyone.

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Wooden glasses-I can't see my fingers.

Woodworking and planing trees-curing injustice is extended to fighting righteousness and curing injustice.

Carpenter's cangue-self-guilt (1) The cangue made by himself "enjoys" (2) is a metaphor for asking for trouble.

Courtesy for nothing-rape or theft reminds people of strangers who make friends, just in case.

Cut the kitchen knife and shave your head-tooth smoke is too dangerous to describe.

Incomplete hair and wings-big but impenetrable (1) refers to childishness, and the undecided (2) has childlike innocence.

Autumn fan of cotton tires in June-especially instant T refers to the reason why no one is in charge and no one is watching.

The six countries are mutually sealed-Cantonese opera is performed as much as possible, and the whole class participates in the performance. (1) Describe how messy people are. (2) All the property and all the power are invested.

My eyes are swollen and embedded in the room-well, look inside, look at the sky, arrogant.

Shuangmen sells antiques-well, Shuangmen is located on Beijing Road. In the past, there were many antique shops here, but they all charged too much.

Open your mouth and touch it-there is a thorn in your words to describe that you often satirize and offend people when you speak.

Japanese monosodium glutamate-essence (unknown) is uncertain and there is no result yet.

The heavenly queen has a ghost metaphor for someone's humor, which is gray harmony and humor.

Long-distance bus-dusty long-distance bus is covered with sand, which describes frivolity, exaggeration and arrogance.

Soak sesame seeds in water-the hair is very limited, which means that business is too small to do.

The pots are full. Those pots are full of water, and they make a lot of money from water.

The duckweed on the water-the beautiful duckweed, can only drift with the tide and drift with the wind, so it can't be stable.

Water ghost human feelings-getting something for nothing is doing something useless and not worth doing.

It's going to rain, and the woman is getting married-the dog is really helpless.

Stepping on a brick in the patio-Yin Yin wet refers to a sinister, bad but not exposed person.

Clear sky, snow in Wan Li-Understanding the sun, the snow scene during the day, the metaphor is clear.

Burning flagpole charcoal-(sigh) long/long charcoal (sigh) ① Always sigh and feel helpless ② refers to enjoying.

Burning the Earth-Charcoal (sigh) The world has done everything it should. It's time to travel around the world and enjoy it.

Burn the South Peninsula-I'm not afraid of the smell of burning hair. There used to be a barber shop in Henan, Guangzhou called "South Peninsula", which was very famous and had a good business. If it catches fire, it will burn a lot of hair and produce a smell. Metaphor is shameless.

Burn out the wick-no charcoal (sigh) means only death, no chance to enjoy.

Burn the calendar-the time of posting is not fixed.

Fire popcorn-my heart is full of sunshine to describe my wish, and I am in a good mood.

Servant rattan-know the root of the matter by ①, because there is no handle, KINOMOTO SAKURA has to use shoulder support ② as a metaphor for flatterer.

Servant teapot-you must compare your mouth to a speaker.

Servant teapot-there is no way to hold it.

Wandering around-a person or thing that is gone forever.

Ying Shi Barna-Barna, a dentist with a shed and a wrench, is a metaphor for someone who only talks about theory and doesn't know how to do it.

You げ-bachelor ① has no skin and firewood and is a bachelor of one and a half Jin, and 1822 refers to being single.

There are shallow-I don't know the weight. ① All scales with scales have stars, otherwise, we can't use ② as a metaphor.

Swearing and swearing-wearing the bottom of the sun, falling off the bottom, attracting the center to expose things, also refers to breaking promises.

(five paintings)

Born in the middle of the night-Shihai people (killed) use homophonic words to refer to annoying and harmful things.

Eating cucumbers in the middle of the night-I don't know the whole story, which means I don't know the ins and outs of things.

Pick tomatoes and melons in the middle of the night-you can't tell old people from young people, good people from bad people.

Talking big to the coffin-it's scary. Tell people not to scare people with those big scary words.

Born on the seventh day of the first month-the seventh day of the first month is a human day, and everyone is a "birthday", homophonic acquaintance.

The north wind blows the emperor-the lonely emperor often says that he is alone and describes himself as poor, stingy and stingy.

Sleepwalking in the West Lake-dreaming of traveling for a long time, of course, is like a rabbit's tail, which can't grow.

Pave the road with lime-walking in vain ① Walking on the white road ② Metaphorically walking in vain.

Lime boils when it meets water. Lime boils when it meets water.

Stone sharpens Razor-A harmful thing is a harmful thing.

A stone fell into the sea-a dream was sung by a melon lover, and the cow did not fall.

Shiwan Ceramics-Oiled Shiwan Ceramics is very famous. Compare someone's eloquence with someone's glib tongue.

The electric fan leans down-a little ironic.

Welding sparks-oh, I can't see, it's dazzling.

Light bulb-well ventilated ① The light bulb is sealed; if it is not ventilated ② it means inhumane and obstructs others.

City bridge candle-fake thin core (heart) describes hypocrisy and hypocrisy.

Nun vegetarian-Yong Kuitui ① There is no oil or water at all, the food is not delicious, and the income from working is not much.

There is a shower in Baiyun Mountain-I can't escape with a hat and a sword.

Rain in vain-praise the bad guys for raining when the sun is shining, which means that excessive praise will bring bad consequences.

Fried melon with sugar-bitter gourd is bitter gourd, which is a metaphor for sharing weal and woe.

A, b, c, E- lack of children.

Party A, Party B and Party D-lack of C means batting practice.

Unearthed cultural relics-antiques describe people who don't accept new things and eat old things.

It is often borrowed by parents who educate their children with sticks.

Shake your head-don't write (give up) homophones, which is a metaphor for reluctance.

Dongguan sausage-short belly and wide seal is often used to laugh at short and fat people.

Breaking the sand table-tattoo (asking) describes eager to ask questions, not ashamed to ask questions.

Turn on the flashlight-compare yourself with others and set yourself free.

It's really a far cry from beating a shit hole-competing for land-one wants to eat and the other wants to be beaten.

Wage earners have a New Year's Eve dinner-an old custom of preparing their hair, and at the beginning of the new year, employees are announced to stay or leave.

Raw herbs-if you get a "Q", you get a "Q", which is homophonic. "Q" means wet compress and "Q" means nonsense. Not everything can be wet. Metaphor: Don't talk nonsense.

Giving birth to a girl and a drunk guy-it hurts to say no to having another child. At that time, she wanted to never give birth again in her next life, but two years later, she gave birth again. The same is true of drunkards.

Raw taro-kidney o describes someone as unreasonable and silly.

Worm-eaten crutches-unreliable ① There are worms in crutches, which will only harm people; ② The metaphor is simply unreliable.

Raw bone kohlrabi-self-cultivation (vertical) is a metaphor for children being spoiled since childhood.