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The correct way to tease Han teaches you to open it like this.
So, how do you feel sexy when chatting up people? Different goals are divided into different occasions to see what kind of little brother you want.
If you are extroverted and often go to bars, it is very important to measure the sexy appearance in the early stage of establishing attraction. You can have a bold hairstyle, big waves or dirty braids. Wear a thick makeup at night, but don't smoke, and add lipstick suitable for your skin color, and your head will be basically done. You can choose a black or red dress, or a tight dress or a high slit, and the charm of mature women will come out. You don't have to show a lot of clothes, but you should follow a principle: show only the advantages and hide the disadvantages. High heels are essential for catwalks, elegant and sexy.
If you want to have a long-term relationship with your little brother, don't act like a nightclub queen. Remember, we should establish the first attraction, not be an easy-going girl. After following the brigade, you can act separately from one or two girls. Don't let him think that you have no chance to be accosted. Then you can gently shake your body with the music, lead you into the urn, or take the initiative to attack. If you are not brave enough, you can choose to drink some wine. But if you encounter rotten peach blossoms, remember to go back to the brigade at this time. Betraying my goddess friend who often dances disco. Every time she goes, she acts like a novice, just enjoying the rhythm of the music and having a good time. Once I went to a field with her and went in for more than an hour. Four people asked her for WeChat. Later, a little brother in white next to her couldn't help but say, "Can we add a WeChat? I have been standing beside you for over an hour. "
The second is the small fresh and sexy route, the goal is to restrain the little brother.
The conversation should be short and meaningful, while keeping a sense of mystery. The topic should be special enough to impress him. Most of the people who can firmly grasp people's hearts are smart girls with connotations. Just like Musk and his current girlfriend Grimes, they met because of a joke with great connotation and wisdom. If you meet him in the bookstore, he happens to be reading One Hundred Years of Solitude. You can extend it to fantasy, or you can mention other books by the way, such as Love in Cholera. What attracted you? Explain in detail, but don't generalize during the period, and you can add some small moves (the cat's body language will be discussed in detail later in the article).
Or you all like to listen to a singer's songs. If you have a good voice, you can hum a few words at will, and then we can finish today's work and remain mysterious. Give him a special and patient look and make him curious about you. He will want to know who this interesting girl with similar interests is.
There is another way to strike up a conversation, ending with eyes. After all, it's not illegal to look sexy.
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