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A woman wants to sleep with you after hearing your love words

1. Your words have been locked in my memory. You can keep the key for me forever! 2. "We were joking at the time, but it's a pity that we are both old. Otherwise, we must be here." Sit down in the cracks of the rocks and talk about love for a long time! 3. Loving you is a decision I have no regrets in my life. The stars in the sky are all my eyes looking at you. No matter what the ending is, I know: I love you the most in this life! 4. If there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will recall the ups and downs we have gone through with you. If there are only three minutes left in the world, I will kiss you. If there are only three minutes left in the world, I will kiss you. If there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will kiss you. In one minute, I will say I love you sixty times. 5. Although our life is poor, it is precisely because of your existence that I feel very fulfilled and my life is no longer so lonely. With such care, I can go up to the mountains and under the fire and the sea without hesitation. 6. You are so bad. You have carved a path for love, dug a gentle pit, and laid a sweet trap. You made me fall into the trap you set, but if I had to do it all over again, I would still be willing to jump down. 7. In the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the small station of love, I hope you are the first visitor and the eternal host, accompanying me and pampering me: all my life! I want you to be the first visitor and the eternal host. Routine love words for sleeping with you 1. Man: Because I will kiss you at any time. 2. You can do whatever you want with the rice in the pot and the person in the bed~ 3. Man: Once I meet you, I will sleep until the end. 4. Man: You only have to be lucky twice in your life. 5. Man: Tonight, let’s talk about life. 6. Male: Well, actually strangers are fine too. 7. I just want to do four things with you every day, three meals a day. 8. I hope that the breeze will not dry and the time will not grow old, both you and me will be well. 9. Man: Because I like every look of you. 10. Can I use my excess to fill your hole? 11. The life I long for most is having three meals a day with you. 12. Man: People generally have 206 bones, and I have 207. 13. Man: He stole the stars and used them as your eyes. 14. Man: Apart from liking you, I can’t do anything else well. 15. If I trick you, I’m sorry, I did it on purpose. 16. If you take the initiative, we will not only have a story but also a child! 17. Man: Do you know what the most beautiful picture I have ever seen is? 18. I heard that the girl manages the family well, and I would like to hear the details for the rest of my life. 19. How hard I work in bed proves how much I love you. 20. The most beautiful sound I have ever heard is your breathing in bed. Love words that make women want to sleep with you 2 Love words that women love to hear most 1. If time does not understand the charm and makes you bad, ugly and terrible, I will also smile indifferently and continue to hold you. you. 2. "What do you think about when you like someone?" "Think about the future." 3. There are many passers-by on the road of life. Everyone has their own end point. Others go east, west, south, or north, but I want you. 4. I like you, just like the weather forecast says it will rain tomorrow, I can hear it as you tomorrow. 5. Be the first person to wake you up in the morning and the last person to watch you fall asleep at night. 6. Home is where you are. If you decide to venture into the world, I will be with you through thick and thin. 7. I dare not say that I will like you all my life. At least in the years when I can see you, I just want to be good to you. 8. Having you in my dreams is extremely sweet; having you in my heart is extremely fulfilling; having you by my side is extremely happy. 9. The best love is probably: he loves you as much as ever, and you love him till you grow old. You become his weakness and he becomes your armor. 10. When two people are together, it’s not about who can conquer the other, but about their mutual dependence and support. 11. Many times, I don’t have anything special to say to you, but I just want you to be by my side. 12. Thank you for meeting me in the vast sea of ??people; you can be angry and quarrel, but you can't leave easily. 13. You are the clouds in the morning of April, the soft wind blows at dusk, the stars twinkle inadvertently, and the fine raindrops are sprinkled in front of the flowers. 14. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know whether to be more obedient and be a little girl, or be more pampered and be a princess. The former is afraid of being bullied, and the latter is afraid that you won’t like me. 15. I hope you can find such a person. In all the days when you feel wronged, he will try his best to make you smile. He will warm your stomach, your uneasiness, and everything about you.

16. Do you know where the coldest place in the world is? It's a place without you. 17. I never know what I want, but there is no doubt that I like you. 18. Someone once said to me in the past, "A person falls in love with a creek because he has never seen the sea." But now I can finally say, "I have seen the Milky Way, but I still only love you as a star." . "A woman will want to sleep with you after hearing this. 3 Love words that girls love to hear most: 1. I want to hold your hand, from the moment my heart beats to the age of seventy. 2. As long as I see your smile, the world is not that bad. 3. If I want to be a cat in your arms, I will act coquettishly even when sleeping. 4. Little cutie, you know, your position in my heart makes even me jealous. 5. I have never seen anything big in the world. In this life, I only love your face. 6. You used to be the reason why I couldn’t sleep, but now you are the reason why I don’t want to get up. 7. You are the obsession of my boring life and the future that I am thinking about. 8. If loving you is a disease, then I don’t want to cure it. If loving you is a dream, I don’t want to wake up from it. 9. I only know that as long as I hold you, I don’t care about the whole world. The scenery is all in your eyes, and the world is not as good as in your arms. 10. You didn’t say a word that I love you, but I always said that I did. 11. You are the tenderness in my eyes, you are the immortality in my heart, and you are almost all the reasons why I love this world. 12. The love I want is you, one heart, one heart and one mind, for a lifetime. That's it, nothing more. 13. I want to be a terminator, ending your past; I also want to be a beginning, allowing you to start loving someone well. 14. I don’t know why I love you. I only know that you are the only reason why I don’t love others. 15. I want you to think about me, and I want you to be the only person in my mind for the rest of my life. 16. You are the most right coincidence I have ever met in my life; you are the whole world that I can see in my life; you are the sun with the most beautiful smile I have ever seen. 17. Your sweet smile is like a glass of fine wine that has been collected for many years. Just one sip is enough to make me want to stop. 18. I plan to love you for a long, long time and have no intention of giving up. 19. I only know that from now on, with you in my heart, life will be just perfect. 20. I will accompany you to boil the years into wine, and accompany you to boil the lonely nights into tenderness. When you are drunk, you will be drunk in my arms, and when you wake up, you will wake up on my pillow. 21. I put you in my heart, closed my palms, and silently prayed to God to guide me in the direction. I don’t ask for eternity, but I just want to be by your side.