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Tang Gao's sister is seven years old.

1. Sima Guang, the sister of Tang Gao in classical Chinese, is seven years old and an adult is majestic. When she heard about Zuo's Spring and Autumn Annals, she liked it very much and retired to tell her family that this was her main purpose. Naturally, she couldn't put it down, and she didn't know whether she was hungry or thirsty. A group of children were playing in court. When one child went to pick up the urn, she fell into the water, and everyone gave up (went). (I smashed the urn with a stone,) I was very distressed. After school, I told my family what he had learned, so he also understood the meaning of spring and autumn. Since the beginning of this book, I have never left my hand, even forgetting hunger, thirst and cold, and devoted myself to the book. One day, a group of children were playing hide-and-seek in the yard, and a child slipped into a big jar full of water in the yard. The other children were frightened and ran away. Sima Guang answered and broke the jar with a stone, so the jar broke.

2. Seven-year-old senior explained in classical Chinese. Sima Guang is seven years old. As an adult, he is in awe. As soon as he heard about Zuo's Spring and Autumn Annals, he loved it and retired for his family, which achieved his main purpose. He never put down his book, and he didn't know whether he was hungry or thirsty. A group of children were playing in court. When a child climbed into the urn, his foot fell into the water. Everyone abandoned it and smashed the urn with stones.

Translation:

When Sima Guang was seven years old, he was as sensible as an adult. When he heard the teacher explain Chunqiu, he liked it very much. After school, he told his family what he had learned, so he also understood the connotation of Chunqiu. He never left the book, even forgot hunger, thirst, cold and heat, and devoted himself to it.

One day, a group of children were playing hide-and-seek in the yard. A child slipped and fell into a big jar full of water in the yard. The other children were frightened and ran away. Sima Guang came out and smashed the jar with the stone in his hand, so the water in the jar came out and the child was saved.

3. Classical Chinese translation of the history of the New Five Dynasties? Biography of Liu Zhang

original text

Take pictures without learning allusions. At the beginning, when Ming Zong collapsed, Cui Jujian, Tai Changqing, took stories as etiquette and lived a frugal life with his ancestors. Feng Dao changed to a thrifty secretary supervisor, who was thrifty and dissatisfied. Li Xiang, the founder of China Book, is a thrifty poet, who has the saying that he is "afraid of being famous" and is easy to say "shameful and decent". Kiku complained: "What's the crime of giving orders with anonymity?" Everyone who heard it at that time laughed. As a servant shooting, he entered the DPRK in the rain and moved to the gallery. The official of Yushitai led the servant shooting Li Zhongcheng and told stories, which was unknown from the Prime Minister to Taiwan Province. At that time, it was common for Feng to direct strikes. Since the Sui and Tang Dynasties, the three public officials have no posts, no special posts, and the Tao is vulgar. If you ask about tissue transfer, you don't know. Because you don't enter the imperial court, once Taiwan Province officials and two provinces enter, the Prime Minister will come out. When you are a servant, you should be shot by the prime minister. Just like Tao, you go in and out with Tao. Some departments can't play correctly, but the discussants snicker more.

During the reign of Emperor Gaozu of Jin Dynasty, Zhang Congbin rebelled and killed the prince in Luoyang, so he stayed as the eastern capital and was sentenced to salt and iron. During the shipment, I visited Sikong and Tong Zhongshu, and the third division was sentenced again. Qidan made a mistake in the capital, and he stopped at eye disease to be a Pacific insurance. He is a 60-year-old pawn. ("The New Five Dynasties History? Liu Yichuan)

Reference translation

As a prime minister, Liu Shao is not familiar with the legal system. At the beginning, Ming Zong died in the later Tang Dynasty, and Cui Jujian, the minister of Taichang Hall, was supposed to be the etiquette ambassador by convention. Cui Jujian declined (refused) because of his grandfather's fame. Feng Dao was replaced by Cui Jujian as the secretary supervisor. Cui Jujian was unhappy and neglected his duties. Li Xiang, a calligrapher in China, changed Cui Jujian's statement (which was drafted for the emperor due to dereliction of duty) to "fear of being famous (I was shocked when I heard his grandfather's name)", and Liu Shao changed it to "shame and decency (if you have a sense of shame, you can behave yourself and return to the right path)". Cui Jujian complained: "My grandfather's name is taboo (meaning his name is like this). What crime have I committed? " Everyone who heard about it at that time turned it into a joke. When I went to (Liuyong) to be a servant shooter, it rained in the morning, and the ministers all lined up under the porch. Officials from Yushitai guided Liu Yong to stand under Shi Yu in the middle city. Liu Yong asked the official, what is the old example of this arrangement? (Result) I don't know anything from the Prime Minister to the central departments. At this time, Feng Dao was removed from the post of Prime Minister. Since the Sui and Tang Dynasties, the three fairs have no specific affairs and no special settings. When Feng Dao was an amateur, he asked the competent official for the second time, and he didn't know. From then on, he did not enter the imperial court, waiting for officials from Taiwan Province Province to enter, and other officials came last. When the Prime Minister retired, so did other officials. When Liu Shao was a servant, he thought that he was dismissed by the Prime Minister, just like Feng Dao, so he was led into the court with Feng, and the competent officials could not criticize and correct him, but public opinion often laughed at Liu Shao privately.

At the end of Jin Dynasty, when Emperor Gaozu was in the Han Dynasty, Zhang Congbin rebelled and killed Prince Shi Chong Qi in Luoyang, so the court appointed Liu Yong as the left-behind salt and iron affairs in Dongdu. During the sailing years, he was awarded the posts of Zhang Tong and Tong Zhongshu, and was in charge of the affairs of the third division again. When the Khitan invaded the capital, Liu Shao was demoted to Taibao because of his eye disease. He died this year at the age of 60.

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(1) Don't learn: (2) Allusions: canon and precedent. So, the story is an example. (3) Zoroastrianism: refers to the collapse of Zhu Xu in the late Tang Dynasty. (4) Taichang Qing: Taichang Temple Qing. (5) story: old example; Precedent (6) Ancestral taboo: grandfather's name. Name before death, taboo after death. (7) Dissatisfaction: unconvinced or unhappy. (8) dereliction of duty: dereliction of duty; Fail to do one's duty. (9) Letters Patent: a proclamation issued by the king. (10) Those who know shame are qualified: only those who know shame can behave themselves and return to the right path. (1 1) Decree: Articles of Association; Program. (12) Shift change: Shift change is performed on the train at the station. (13) Yushitai: official signature. Specializing in impeachment. The Western Han Dynasty was called Yushifu, and it was changed to Yushitai in the early Eastern Han Dynasty, also known as Lantai Temple. Liang and the Northern Wei Dynasty were called Nantai, and the later Zhou Dynasty was called Sixian. Sui and Tang dynasties were all called Yushitai. However, in the Tang Dynasty, it was once renamed as Sendai or Su Zhengtai, and the old name was soon restored. In the fifteenth year of Hongwu in the Ming Dynasty, it was changed to Duchayuan, which was used in the Qing Dynasty and the name of Yushitai was abolished. (14) Introduction: Guidance. (15): cross-examination. (16) special settings: special settings; Special settings. (17) Branch: official. In ancient times, there were official positions, each performing its duties, so it was called. (18) Shift: Rank of officials. (19) Reason: From now on. (20) once: and so on. Stay. (2 1) amendment: amendment; Correct. (22) discussant: the speaker; The speaker. Public opinion. (23) snickering: snickering. (24) Jin Gaozu: refers to the late Jin Gaozu Shi Jingtang. (25) Prince's weight: refers to the weight of stones. (26) judgment: supervisor; Responsible. (27) The same chapter: equivalent to the Deputy Prime Minister.

Note: Translated into the original text. Comments refer to the dictionary website, which has been modified.

4. (3 points for each small question, ***9 points) Read the following classical Chinese and complete the small question 1D small question 2C small question 4( 1) Translation sentence: Wang Xiu ordered them, "Whoever dares not to attack forward will be punished together with (Sun Shi)."

Sun Shi was afraid, so he handed over the thief. Since then, strongmen have been afraid to take it (Wang Xiu). (4 points, translate "sin" into 1 minute, "JIU, Na" to 1 minute, "Henceforth" to 1 minute, and the sentence is basically fluent 1 minute) (2) Translation. ("Hao" is translated into "Loud" for 1, "Yan" is translated into "Who" for 1, and the meaning of the sentence is basically smooth for 1) (3) Translated sentence: (Wang Xiu) was strictly governed in the local area, suppressed the mighty, supported the poor and weak, and rewarded and punished strictly. The people all praised him.

(3 points, 1 point means "treat", 1 point means "weigh", 1 point means that the sentence is basically fluent) The answer analysis question 1 "hate" should mean "regret". Title, zai (preposition)/lai (conjunction) b, because (preposition)/as (verb) c, abolition of sentence independence (auxiliary word) d, zai (preposition)/Xiang (preposition) Title 3 "The most powerful person who is an official accumulates property" refers to what officials did when Yuan Shao was in power, not when Mao was in power.

5. Seeking to translate classical Chinese is from Ceng Gong's Yingzhou Xingzao Ji. The following is the translation, with the full text of Yingzhou Xingzao Ji and its detailed notes and translations, all of which are original texts for your reference.

The original sentence 1, where the house is broken, it must be repaired and restored. 2. Publicly displaying your advantages will make it possible for you to operate the warehouse.

1, (the rest) All the collapsed and damaged houses were restored to their original appearance without repair. 2. Mr. Li Suzhi pointed out the things that were beneficial to the country in time, so that everything was handled well, so he rebuilt the warehouse and planned to set up a tent or something to cover it.

Please refer to the detailed notes in the attachment for details. Appendix: Ceng Gong's Original Story of Yingzhou Prosperity: In July of the first year of Ning, Shen Jiaxi, a major earthquake occurred in Hebei, and battlements were destroyed, especially in Yingzhou.

Another earthquake, people lied that the water was coming, and they were too scared to leave. Doctor Li Gongsu was persuaded to be the general manager of Levin Guandu, and it was comforting to know the situation in Yingzhou.

It's really raining cats and dogs, exposed by public and private, stored and stored, with nothing to hide. Open show is cheap, so there is a place, and then a warehouse, operating barriers.

When the rain stopped, Xiaomi counted it with stones, reaching1300,000, and the weapon was called "no evil". At the beginning of the transformation, the public ordered soldiers to guard it, rest and stop, and people did not dispute theft, so they arranged the hall.

The northern part of Victoria used to be the Khitan, and the wall was guarded by the guards. I am used to sleeping and dying. After the public disaster, it is our duty to promote the bad and the waste, and we know that we can't get people into trouble again. The DPRK should be asked to use a detour, and the cost should be taken from the spare materials for preparing the river, and the money should be determined by the truth.

Both stand, but build a new city, square fifteen miles, high and firm, and the rate is added to the old. Above it is an enemy tower with 4600 battle houses.

At first, the front door of the state was narrow and ugly, and at first it was big. The rest of the destroyed houses must be repaired and restored to their original state.

After a week's reading, I can hear something. There are two times in Yan Xiu. The food is high and the goods are deep. The guests are all scholars and officials, and each has its own Yu Ning. Its Yu Liwei north-south tunnel is miles long, and people purify it on the road.

Construction started in July and was not completed in 10. Its manpower has accumulated thousands of workers; Its use of bamboo, reeds and shingles has accumulated tens of thousands and hundreds.

At the beginning of the reform, the people were rich and the country was strong. The people in this state said that the service was difficult to use and the number of houses was not tired. As for the overtime caused by the accident, it is worth reporting.

The general manager, Mr. Gaigong, advised the governor to do his best inside and outside, so he was sensitive because he could turn bad into good. I heard there was a letter of commendation.

Yesterday, Zheng Huo made up for the disaster relief, which was appropriate, well-founded and well-founded in historical facts. Wei has the difficulty of being a man, and Wen Gong governs his city palace, which is in line with the time system and the poet sings.

The destruction of the earthquake in Japan today is tantamount to the fire of Zheng and the defense of Wei. It is also ancient to build a royal device without losing its side.

Therefore, all the scholar-officials in Ying want to carve this stone and give it to the public, so as to serve the military and government. In the shogunate, they come from books and belong to records. I'm going to resign, so I still remember that I want to know the public in the afterlife.

Note: 1: Ceng Gong, born in 10 19, was a famous essayist in the Northern Song Dynasty, with a real word, and was born in Nanfeng, Jianchang (now Jiangxi). In the second year of Emperor Renzong's reign (1057), he was promoted to a scholar, called for proofreading books in the history museum, moved to the library for proofreading, and gathered talents for proofreading.

Yingzong is a record reviewer. In the second year of Zongshen (1069), he was sentenced to Yuezhou and transferred to qi zhou and Cangzhou.

Yuan Feng was awarded the third grade for three years (1080) and was compiled by the History Museum. Ceng Gong is one of the "Eight Masters in Tang and Song Dynasties", and Ouyang Xiu is a supporter and participant in the "Ancient prose movement". His theory of ancient prose advocates taking Tao as Tao. His prose is natural and simple, paying little attention to literary talent, but paying attention to statutes.

There are not many lyric works in Ceng Gong's articles, but most of them are argumentative and narrative, with quaint style, rigorous composition and meticulous explanation. His prose is good at discussing and making accurate arguments. His representative works include The Book of Sheren in Shang Ouyang and The Book of Bachelor in Shang Cai, which deeply discuss the gains and losses of chaos control in past dynasties.

The Preface to Ang Lee's Second Life and the Preface to Wang Pingfu's Collected Works pour out the grievances of talented people, and their writing style is simple and open. Song Shi? Ceng Gong Biography commented on his article "Standing between Ouyang Xiu and Wang Anshi, Xu is not annoying, simple but not unlucky.

It's hard to stand out as a family. "Ceng Gong's main achievement is writing, but he can also write poetry. There are more than 400 existing poems, most of which are simple and similar to his writing.

Among his poems of various styles, the four unique achievements are the highest, such as West Building, South of the City, Chanting Willow and so on. They are profound, thick and vivid, and can be called masterpieces of scenery writing in modern poetry in Song Dynasty. Ceng Gong's Yingzhou Xing Zao Ji describes the construction of ancient Yingzhou after the July earthquake in Xining in six years. Its description is rigorous and simple, which is a rare masterpiece in the study of Hejian history.

Ceng Gong Ceng Gong was appointed as well-known in Cangzhou. Before that, he had served as a magistrate in Qi, Xiang, Hong and Fu, and had a good voice in politics.

Before coming to work in Cangzhou, Ceng Gong was very concerned about the people of Hebei, especially the people of Cangzhou. It was the first year of JaeHee Ning (1068). Earthquakes occurred in dozens of states in Hebei, and most buildings and houses collapsed, causing a large number of casualties.

The worst-hit area is Yingzhou (now Hejian). In September, floods occurred in Bazhou, Baoding, Zhou En and Jizhou.

At that time, he also put forward a "disaster relief proposal" in Ceng Gong, Kyoto, and put forward a proposal to the court to break the routine and vigorously support the victims to save themselves in production. At that time, a cousin of Ceng Gong worked in Yingzhou. Through this cousin, Ceng Gong learned about the earthquake relief situation in Yingzhou, and wrote "Yingzhou Travel Jujube", which described Su Li's disaster relief performance in the earthquake.

At that time, there was an earthquake in Yingzhou, and rumors spread everywhere, and people fled in fear. Magistrate Li Suzhi sent people everywhere to appease, persuade and dispel rumors.

He ordered the army to strengthen security and maintain law and order. As a result, the whole city "everyone steals and does not fight, and the hall is safe."

After the earthquake, it rained heavily again, exposing food and materials. Li Suzhi personally directed the inspection, so that food and materials were properly handled.

Ceng Gong's article said that Su Li's "manager advised the governor to do his best inside and outside, which could easily break down." On the recommendation of Ceng Gong, Li Suzhi was sentenced by the court.

Reading Ceng Gong's "Zhou Ying Xing Zao Ji", we can see the image of Su Li, a loyal minister in Hejian area, and the rational and law-abiding performance of the people from the initial panic to the later, as well as the civilized quality of the local people handed down from this poem and book. 2. Hebei earthquake: In the first year of Xining, Song Shenzong (1068), severe earthquakes occurred in Hebei, Kaifeng, Henan and Guangdong.

6. Translate the original text into classical Chinese. Wen Xinhou wanted to attack Zhao, so as to widen the river, so that the newly-crowned monarch could take care of Yan, who had been in Qin for three years.

Wen Xinhou invited Zhang and Yan * * * to jointly attack Zhao, thus making the land between Guanghe go up in smoke. Zhang Tang said, "Those who swallow will follow Zhao, and those who get Tang from Zhao will get a hundred miles of land."

Wen Xin is not happy when he goes. Concubine Ganluo said, "Why are you unhappy?" Wen Xin Hou said, "I ordered Cai Ze, who has just become a king, to serve Yan for three years, and the prince of Yan has become a pledge.

Today, I invited Yan to take photos with me, but I refused. "GanLuo said," I will do it. "

Wen Xinjun rebuked him and said, "I won't do it myself. Can you do it? " Gan Luo said, "My husband Xiang Tuo was born at the age of seven and became a teacher of Confucius. Now I was born here at the age of twelve! You want to be a minister, and you still use slanderous words to scold me? " Gan Luo met Zhang Tang and said, "Wu Anjun, what is your achievement?" Tang Yue said, "I don't know the number of defeats in Wu Anjun. I don't know the number of besieged cities. I am not as good as Wu Anjun. "

Ganluo said, "Do you know that your achievements are not as good as Wu Anjun's?" Say, "I know." "Should Hou use Qin Ye, especially for Wen Xin Hou?" He said: "It is better to be Wen Xin Hou."

He said, "Do you know that you are not as knowledgeable as Wen Xin?" Say, "I know." Gan said, "It is difficult to attack Zhao later. Go to Xianyang Qili and kill him.

Today, Wen Xinhou invited Qing, but Qing refused. I don't know where Qing died. "Tang said," please walk because you are a boy! "Make the library have cars, stables have horses, and the government has money. One day. Ganluo called Hou Wen Xin, saying, "Zhang Tang borrowed my car five times, please report it to Zhao. "

See Wang Zhao, Wang Zhao Jiao Ying. Wang Zhao said, "Did you hear that yan dan, the prince of Yan, entered Qin?" Say, "Smell it."

Smell Zhang Tang's face? "yue:" smell it. " "The prince into the qin dynasty, yan not deceives the qin dynasty; Zhang Yan, Qin does not bully Yan.

If Qin and Yan don't bully each other, it will be dangerous to attack Zhao! Yan Qin did not deceive each other, so he wanted to attack Zhao and Guanghe. Today, five cities are surrounded by rivers, so please return them to the prince of Yan, so that the strong Zhao can attack the weak Yan. "

Zhao Haoqi cut five cities to widen the river and gave them back to the prince. Zhao attack Yan, to the valley of 36 counties, and Qin Shiyi.

Wen Xin Lv Hou did not want to attack Zhao to expand his fief in Hejian. He sent Cai Ze, the newborn monarch, to the State of Yan as a minister. After three years of hard work, Yan Taizi Dan became a hostage of Qin and Wei. Wen Xinhou also invited Zhang Tang to visit Yan as a prime minister, to unite Yan to attack Zhao and expand the fief in Hejian.

Zhang Tang refused, saying, "To go to Yan State, you must go through Zhao State. Because of the revenge of Zhao in the past, Zhao offered a reward of a hundred miles to catch me. " Wen Xinhou was very unhappy to let him step down.

Gan Luo, a young concubine, asked, "Why are you so unhappy?" Wen Xinhou said, "I asked Cai Ze, the newly enthroned monarch, to work in Yan State for several years, so that Taizi Dan could be taken hostage, and everything was ready. Now I personally invited Zhang Tang to Yan, but he refused to go! " Ganluo said, "I have a way to get him to go." Wen Xinhou snapped, "Go away! I went out in person, but he remained indifferent. What else can you do! " Gan Luo argued: "In ancient times, Xiang was Confucius' teacher at the age of seven. I am twelve years old. Why don't you let me have a try? Why don't you just scold me! " So Gan Luo went to see Zhang Tang and asked him, "What do you think of your achievements compared with Wu Anjun? Zhang Tang said, "Wu Anjun's military exploits are brilliant, and he has slightly captured the city, which is countless. Zhang Tang is not as good as him. "

Gan Luo asked, "Do you really know that you are not as good as Wu Anjun?" Zhang Tang replied: "Yes", and Gan Luo asked: "Look, sir, who is more powerful, Fan Sui, who was in charge of Qin politics in those days, or Wen Xinhou today?" Zhang Tang said: "It should not be as good as Wen Xinhou." Gan Luo asked, "Are you sure?" Zhang Tang said, "Yes."

Gan said, "The marquis of Ma was stopped when he tried to attack Zhao. As a result, Won Hou hanged Wu Anjun 70 miles away from Xianyang. Now Wen Xinhou personally invited you to Yan State, but the adults refused. I don't know where you died! " Zhang Tang mused: "Then please tell Wen Xinhou that Zhang Tang is willing to accept this mission."

So I asked someone to prepare the travel expenses for horses and chariots and set off another day. Gan Luo went to Wen Xinhou again and said, "Please prepare five cars for me, so that I can go to Zhao to get through the joints for Zhang Tang first."

So Ganluo went to see the king of Zhao, who personally met him in the suburbs. Gan Luo asked, "Did your majesty hear that Taizi Dan entered the Qin and Wei Dynasties?" Wang Zhao said: "I also heard the wind."

Gan Luo analyzed: "Taizi Dan went to Qin, and Yan did not dare to betray Qin;" Zhang Tang in yan, qin will not bully yan. Qin and Yan are dating to attack Zhao, and Zhao is in danger.

Qin and Yan married for the purpose of attacking Zhao and expanding Hejian territory. For the king's sake, if you can give me five cities and expand the land between rivers, you can let Qin return Taizi Dan and unite Zhao to attack Yan. "

The prince of Zhao immediately ceded five cities, and the State of Qin also sent Taizi Dan to the State of Yan. When Zhao attacked Yan, he went to 36 counties in the valley and gave one-tenth of the land to Qin.

The depression of young people in China traditional society is very serious. Compared with the middle and late feudal society after the Song Dynasty, the Warring States period showed considerable respect for the younger generation. Young people have courage and few traditional constraints. As long as they understand the traditional wisdom, they can do some great things.

Therefore, as young people, we must be confident and not be intimidated by the elderly. As old people, we must actively support and reuse young people. Gan Luo thoroughly understood the good and evil of human nature and the interests of the country as the main body. He threatened Zhang Tang with evil and finally brought him to his knees.

He also used the catastrophe that endangered Zhao's national security to shock Zhao and make Zhao yield. To treat human nature, we should either make him obey interests and honors in a positive, praising and encouraging way, or make him obey fears and disasters in a negative, threatening and punishing way. If there are many positive factors in human nature, he will easily accept encouragement. If there are too many negative things in human nature, he can only "make a toast without eating and drinking" and take the form of intimidation and shock.

The same is true of communication between countries.

7. Fang Zhongyong is a civilian in Jinxi County who has been farming for generations.

When Zhong Yong was five years old, he had never seen writing tools, and suddenly he cried for them. My father was surprised by this, so he borrowed it from his neighbor's house. He immediately wrote four poems and wrote his own name.

The content of this poem is to support parents and unite people of the same clan, and spread it to the whole town for viewing. From then on, someone asked him to write a poem, and he could finish it at once. The literary talent and authenticity of this poem are worthy of appreciation.

People in the same county were shocked by him and gradually invited his father to be a guest. Some people asked Zhong Yong to write poems with money and gifts. His father thought it was profitable. He took Fang Zhongyong to visit people in the same county every day to stop him from studying.

I've heard a long time ago. In the era of Ming Dow, I followed my late father back to my hometown and met Fang Zhongyong at my uncle's house. He is twelve or thirteen years old.

Let him write poetry, which is out of proportion to what he heard before. Seven years later, I came back from Yangzhou and went to my uncle's house to ask about Fang Zhongyong. My uncle said, "He can disappear completely, just like ordinary people."

Mr. Wang said: our knowledge and understanding ability are innate. His talent is far higher than that of ordinary talented people.

Because he didn't get the education the day after tomorrow, he finally became an ordinary person. Because he is born smart, so smart, he still wants to be an ordinary person without an acquired education. Therefore, those ordinary people who are not born smart now may not be ordinary if they don't receive the acquired education. 2. Mulan weaves one poem after another, and Mulan weaves at the door.

The loom stopped, the loom stopped, and only the girl sighed. Ask the girl with such a sigh, what are you thinking? (Mulan answers) Girl, I didn't miss anything.

I saw the conscription documents last night and learned that the king was recruiting a large number of soldiers. There are so many conscription documents, each with his father's name on it. My father has no adult son, and Mulan has no brother. I am willing to buy saddles and horses instead of my father from now on and apply for them.

Buy horses in the east market, saddles and cushions under saddles in the west market, chews and reins in the south market and whips in the north market. In the morning, I said goodbye to my parents and set off. In the evening, I camped by the Yellow River. I can't hear my parents calling for my daughter, but I can only hear the rushing of the Yellow River.

In the morning, I bid farewell to the Yellow River and set off. In the evening, I arrived in Montenegro. I can't hear my parents calling my daughter, but I can only hear the chirping of horses in Yanshan Hu Bing. March Wan Li to the battlefield, cross the pass, climb mountains and mountains, as fast as flying.

In the cold wind in the north, there was the sound of fighting, and the cold moonlight reflected the soldiers' armored shirts. After countless battles, the soldiers won ten years later.

When he returned victorious, he appeared in front of the emperor, who was sitting in the palace. Mulan, who was awarded the title of meritorious service, was the highest and won more than a thousand gold.

The son of heaven asked Mulan what she wanted. Mulan doesn't want to be an official like Shang. She wants to ride a swift horse and send me back to my hometown with its feet. Parents heard that their daughter was back and helped each other to meet her outside the city; When my sister heard that she was back, she dressed up in front of the door. My brother heard that my sister came back and was busy sharpening the knife and killing pigs and sheep.

Open the door in the east of my boudoir, sit on the bed in the west of my boudoir, take off my shirt, put on my former girl's clothes, arrange my hair as soft as a dark cloud in front of the window, and stick a yellow flower on my forehead in front of the mirror. When I went out to meet my comrades, they were all surprised. They all said that we had traveled together for twelve years and didn't even know Mulan was a girl.

Male rabbits like to scratch their feet, while female rabbits always squint. When they run next to each other on the ground, how can they tell who is male and who is female? 3. "Sun Quan Persuades Learning" At first, Sun Quan, the prince of Wu, said to the general, "Now you are in an important position and have great power. You should study further!" Lv Meng refused on the grounds that there were many military affairs. Sun Quan said, "Do I want you to learn classics and become a learned man? It's just that you need to learn knowledge extensively, so you don't have to delve into it.

You said you had to deal with a lot of things, which one can compare with me? I often read books and feel that I have gained a lot. "Lv Meng began to learn again.

Lu Su, a famous Soochow player, passed by here to discuss world affairs with Yang He. Lu Su was very surprised when he heard this opinion, and said, "Your current talent and strategy are no longer comparable to those of that year!" Lv Meng said: "For ambitious people, after a few days apart, you should polish your eyes and re-examine his talents. Dude, why do you see things so late! " Then Lu Su visited Monroe's mother, became friends with Monroe, and then left. 4. Stomatology There is a person who is good at ventriloquism in Beijing.

One day, there happened to be a grand banquet for guests. In the northeast corner of the living room, an eight-foot high curtain was placed. The ventriloquist sat in the curtain, with only a table, a chair, a fan and a piece of wood. The guests sat together in front of the curtain.

After a while, there was only a clap of hands from the curtain, and the whole audience was quiet. No one dares to speak loudly. Hearing the barking of dogs in the deep alley in the distance, a woman was awakened, yawned and stretched, and her husband was talking in his sleep.

After a while, the child woke up and burst into tears. The husband is awake, too.

The woman patted the child to feed him, but the child still cried with his nipple. The woman patted the child and hummed him to sleep. Another big boy woke up and kept talking.

At this time, the woman patted the child's voice with her hand, hummed the child in her mouth, the child cried with a nipple, the older child just woke up, and the husband shouted at the older child at the same time. All kinds of voices were vividly performed. No one in the audience did not cran their necks, squinted and smiled, secretly admiring the performance and thought it was wonderful.

Before long, the husband's snoring sounded, and the woman patted the child slowly and stopped slowly. Vaguely heard the sound of mice listening to cables, pots and pans and other utensils tipping over, and the cough of women in their sleep.