Who has a joke? The more, the better. Note: No cold jokes!

1. Water is scarce in summer. The neighborhood committee requires every family to hold a family meeting to emphasize water conservation. Of course I responded to the call.

After the family meeting, my 5-year-old niece tugged at the corner of my clothes and said, "Uncle, why didn't you make any request for me?"

I said, "What's your age?" I'm still young, so I don't need to do anything."

She said with a look of injustice: "I have thought about it, saving water is everyone's responsibility. No matter who fights with me in the future, I promise not to shed tears. . ”

2. My classmate has two daughters. I went to her house to play that day and saw them playing next to the weighing scale at her house.

Suddenly, one wanted to stand up, and the other shouted: "Don't stand up."

"What's wrong?"

"You didn't see it Does mom scream loudly every time she stands up? ”

3. The son saw two dogs mating on the roadside. The son curiously asked his mother: “Mom, I’m going to break up the fight, those two dogs.” The dog started fighting."

The mother said: "It's not a fight, it's about giving the dog an injection."

The son said, "Hey, the dog nurse is so cruel, she took the whole syringe. It’s all inserted, and I don’t use cotton dipped in alcohol to relieve the pain.”