Ask for information about words! ! ! ! ! ~

1, a student loves to write typos and always writes rest as drinking.

In his diary, he wrote, "The squad leader instructed us to carry shit. Everyone worked hard and no one dared to take a sip." Later, we were really tired, so we secretly drank behind the monitor's back. "

The left eyelid kept jumping last night. At that time, I thought it was a "bra". Sure enough, my wallet was taken away today.

3. When I went out shopping on Sunday, I was caught by my anus (steel door) in a hurry. What bad luck.

On New Year's Day, our family visited the "Ice Toilet" (Terracotta Warriors) in the History Museum.

5. A girl's diary.

I study very hard. Classes are held during the day and children are trained at night.

There is a boy who likes a girl very much, and she is desperately chasing after her. The girl ignored him, and he sent a text message indicating his determination: I must mourn for you! !

When medical interns write cases, they write "anal inflammation" as "anal words" and instruct doctors to comment: "fart".

Another intern opened the checklist and mistakenly wrote "urine routine" as "fart routine". The nurse wrote, "How to collect specimens?"

We are typing now, and it is not easy to write typos. However, because our hands are fast, we often carry phrases with us. Sometimes, it's not only funny, but also shocking yourself.

For example: hello-hello Hollywood.

I get off work-I'm a cadre after work.

Shampoo.-Shampoo.

Once I don't remember what I said, I typed "I'm going to rebel"! At that time, netizens laughed, and I was also sweating!