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Spring Festival riddles, children's Spring Festival handwritten newspaper layout design border patterns
1. With feet and hands, thieves can't escape.
2. Half a Spring and Autumn Period
3. Semiconductor
4. Not a boy
5. There is a man in the plant.
6. Long-term hospitalization
7. I tried to win, but I lost.
8. They grew taller in the spring breeze.
9. as close as lips and teeth
10. Break the routine and discover talents
(Express education reading pictures)
1 1. Big mouth and small mouth
12. When the door is open, take off your hat before you come in.
13. Hengshan Mountain in heavy rain
14. Wearing a hat is a guest, taking off a hat is a soldier.
15. Grass grows on the ground and farmers should cherish it.
16. No more.
17. Having two children 18. Two trees are not equal to a forest.
19. Two people walked hand in hand on the wire rope.
20. Two people squatting on the dirt.
2 1. The two mountains are together, so the guess is wrong.
22.24 hours
23. The rice is not cooked well.
24. A moth puts out a fire
25.rock penguins
26.review
27. farewell
28. Give half and keep half.
29. Start with the word "male"
30. cheer
3 1. The melon is ripe and has fallen.
32. Hukou
33. The four corners of the garden are really desolate. Only one tree was planted in the middle of the garden.
34. Burning Mount Heng
35. Hungry for food
36. Add half and subtract half
37. All men
38. Open the window for ventilation and cooling, and there is a general under the door. You said the king of Chu, I said Guan Yunchang.
39. Planting trees in your mouth is neither sleepy nor boring. If you want to read apricots, don't guess, it's early.
40. Standing next to the next day, there is no light.
4 1. Two children went to chop wood, but they didn't have the strength to chop. When I got home, I was afraid of being laughed at and didn't dare to come out in the mountains.
42. Two months
43. The mountains are covered with green trees and people are among the plants.
44. Not in the mood
45. There is no wood.
46. There are people inside.
47. You are too sensitive.
48. You and I are 50/50.
49. You have him, everyone has him, but I don't.
50. Cattle cross the wooden bridge
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