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Wei Minglun's full text face/off, beg.
Boss and trafficker, congratulations on making a fortune.
Traffickers, how is the market?
Traffickers have sold more than a dozen "animals" these days, and they have always sold at this price.
(transaction in sleeve)
Traffickers, kittens and puppies, not much oil and water. I think I'd better let go of my hands and feet and lead a large family of fat pigs.
Kidnapped by traffickers?
Traffickers say "please" politely. As long as you can "please" a chubby baby, the price ...
Traffickers want to be a hundred dog dolls!
Float on the water (call) baby dog!
Grandpa Gouwa (inside)!
Floating on the water (calling) a ship approaching the dock, having dinner, and having a rare tooth sacrifice!
Traffickers and traffickers retire.
Music, gongs and drums are cheerful, dogs and dolls are floating on the water and dancing on the boat.
Floating on water (singing)
Ah! River wind-
Fishermen sing late, ancient temples ring bells,
Birds return to their nests and ducks return to their sheds.
Groups of children are going home.
My family lives on a boat,
Drifting and parking reed flowers.
Go ashore, tie the cable, cook and set the meal.
Baby dogs put on new clothes, eat sweetly, pour wine and vegetables for the elderly, and work hard in Aauto faster. Floating on the water, drinking lyrical.
Floating on water (singing)
Lu Hua, Pulsatilla chinensis,
Drink to me, baby.
In the past, I sighed alone at dusk,
Laugh at sunset today.
Get some sunshine, take advantage of the wind,
Young people and old people meet by chance.
Call grandpa, call grandpa,
Sweet and happy.
Reunion after 30 years,
Sing children's songs with my grandson-
I regained my vitality,
Rejuvenation!
Always spend less time with you, clap your hands, dance and sing children's songs.
Gouwa (singing)
Zhang hit the iron, Li hit the iron,
Give my sister a pair of scissors.
This dog has no sisters,
Scissors for grandpa.
Grandpa asked me to stay on the boat,
Lotus leaves are floating in the boat.
Floating on the water (playing swing games with children) haha ...
Gouwa (singing)
Lotus leaf boat, shake and shake,
Shake it to Waipo Bridge.
Waipoqiao, flooded,
No grandma, only a bridge!
Nobody wants a dog doll with bad karma,
My kind grandfather stretched out his arms and hugged him.
Floating on the water (holding the child), the mouth is so sweet, haha ... (Looking back at the children's song: "Scissors for Sister", is there a sister! "Shake to Waipoqiao" has no grandma! Doug, where is your home?
Dog, my home is here, grandpa.
Floating on the water, I mean, where is your hometown?
The dog doll was flooded and there was nothing left.
What's your last name, dog doll floating on the water?
Son of a bitch, my dad said, my last name is Gou.
Let your father float on the water? The man who sold you the other day will be your father. Hum, how can a father sell his son without tears? His mind is full of business. He is an individual trafficker. (rolling up the child's sleeve) Look, it's black and blue, so you can't beat animals! Bitter gourd, you are badly hurt by those black-hearted radishes!
Grandpa dog baby (sobbing) ...
Float on the water (appease) the baby dog, hit you and break grandpa's heart. Grandpa is a kind-hearted man. Your luck changed when you met me. From now on, you are my grandson. Who dares to bully you again, grandpa? I will give it my life! (impulsive, coughing)
Gouwa (rubbing the old man's back) Grandpa and father-in-law ...
Float gently on the water, and then gently ...
Does the baby dog hurt?
Floating on the water doesn't hurt, but it itches.
Dog, let me tickle you.
Floating on the water, digging up a little, down a little, that's right, comfortable, so comfortable. ...
Cheer up, float on the water, enjoy family happiness, and pull up household words.
A dog is on the water, and grandpa is also a bad karma. Grandpa's grandfather didn't leave a field corridor, but only a boat. He didn't live in an inn, but went to the dock to save money. I drifted on the water all my life. When I was young, I married a woman and gave birth to a son. ...
Dog, where are your wife and son?
Floating on the water, alas, her son died of smallpox, and Xin Wei was already broken alone. Wife, I am poor and ran away with a wild man. Well, it's a good thing I didn't pass on my face-changing skills to her. I vowed never to fight with women again. Bah, woman's house, jinx, fuck 33!
Dog doll (if you shake it, you won't catch it) ...
Floating on the water, why not dig?
Gouwa (covering up) me, I'm tired of digging.
I'm exhausted floating on the water. Come and have a rest. (Holding the baby)
Dog doll (snuggling) Grandpa, that's very kind of you.
Grandpa Shui Piao is very kind to you, which is very promising for you. Grandpa is old, and the older he is, the more afraid he is. I'm afraid I'll give up smoking. I'm afraid I'll give up my ancestral skills, so I won't accept you as my grandson. Grandpa gave you his heart and taught you how to change your face. I hope you can carry on the family line for me.
Joy, I want to learn to change my face. Ask me.
If you float well on the water, I'll teach you some formulas first. Remember: a unique skill is handed down from family to family.
Gouwa's family passed down his stunt, and he was the only one.
It floats on the water, but it doesn't spread to the outside or to women!
Dog dolls are passed from the inside out, but sons are not passed on ... women. ...
Floating on the water, remembering clearly ... conveying that a woman betrayed her ancestors ... will be struck by lightning. ...
Drifting on the water yawned, turned into nonsense and dozed off. The dog baby broke away from the old man's arms lightly and easily, and told the moon in a childlike and lyrical way.
Gouwa (singing)
When the moon is gone, so am I,
I make friends with the moon.
Give you a whisper-
I'm a young girl!
Happy and sad,
My little daughter met a nice old man.
I'm afraid to speak my mind,
I'm afraid grandpa will throw me away!
The moon goes, I don't go,
I left the moon.
The moon hides behind the dark clouds,
I'd rather stay on the boat.
Music strings, water drifting and sleepy whispers.
Floating dog, what are you doing?
Grandpa Gouwa, I am looking at the moon.
Go to bed early, float on the water, and perform tomorrow. Go to bed quickly. ...
Hey, hey, where are you going?
The dog went ashore to pee and have a good sleep.
You don't have to go ashore and float on the water, just stand at the bow and rush into the river. Dogwell couldn't pee standing, so he climbed out of the boat while the old man was snoring and pushed the reeds away to find a convenient place. I suddenly found something in the grass and backed away in horror.
Dog baby (cry for help) snake! There are snakes!
Snakes floating on the water!
Jumped up on the water, saved the accident, flew ashore to save the child, struggled with the snake at all costs, grabbed the snake's tail, shook it and threw it into the grass. Just visible and picked up the child. Jumped on the bow, panting, busy taking care of the baby dog.
Did a floating snake bite you? Where did you get hurt?
Daowei (in shock) No, no, you scared me to death!
Floating on the water (take a long breath) Amitabha, bless my grandson! (Blame) I told you not to go ashore, why didn't you listen ... (Suddenly I felt a pain in my wrist and found myself injured) Oh, I was bitten by a snake. At first it didn't hurt, but later it hurt! (Sucking poison with your mouth quickly)
Grandpa, grandpa, it's all my fault. ...
Float on the water (spit out venom), turn on the light and bring the wine! The baby dog has a lamp and a wine bowl. Take a big sip of water and spray it on the wrist wound to disinfect it. Tear off a corner of the clothes, light the cloth with a lamp and put it in a bowl.
Float on the water (command) Baby dog, pee!
Dowell (Zheng) pees?
Floating boy urine on the water, mixing cloth ash, ancestral prescription, detumescence and detoxification! Pee! Unbutton your pants and pee in the bowl!
Dogway (caught off guard, lost his way, instinctively covered his pants and retreated) No, no. ...
Floating on the water (suspicious, like understanding, sharp urging) you, what's wrong with you? Piss on me!
Dogway (forced to cry) me, I am a woman!
Floating on the water! (suddenly realize, re-examine tomboy, hands shaking with anger) Lao tze blind! The wine bowl was broken and the light went out. Secretly, in the distance, I yelled at Chuanjiang Song without words. ...
Look again, it's cloudy and the river is rough. The wound on the wrist floating on the water has been hastily bandaged, sitting on the shore smoking a cigarette. Paparazzi nervously waited for the old man to choose with guilt.
Grandpa Gouwa ...
Floating on the water (wry smile) Who is your grandfather? Lao tze empty joy! (reprimand) since you were a child, you have colluded with traffickers and lied to my Jianghu.
Gouwa (intermittent resolution) I'm not a liar. I was sold seven times, and they all thought I was a woman and sold me as an animal ... I dare not say that you sold me, too.
Floating on the water I won't sell it to you, but I won't keep you. Boys are treasures and girls are grasses, so I want treasures instead of grasses. This is the fare, and this is the dry food. Find your own way for you.
Floating on the water to send money and vegetables, trying to untie the cable and get on board. The dog barked and knelt down, hugged the old man's hind leg and cried. The river sobbed, telling their hearts.
Spokesman (screen endorsement)
A small heart was damaged,
Children's words complain that children's voices mourn-
Gouwa (singing)
Never should, never should,
You should not vote for your daughter by mistake!
Shouldn't have been born in the backcountry!
There should be no big flood!
Kidnapped, trafficked,
Be ridden, be trampled ...
I see that everyone has a bad conscience!
Whip animals up the cliff.
I don't think there are good people in the world,
Grandpa appeared and smiled.
Treat me like a human being,
Kissing is sweet.
I can't bear this feeling!
Stay away from this love!
Rows of geese in the sky,
Don't tear your clothes!
Good geese, fly quickly-
Give the dog a sound and make up for it!
Help others (answer it)
Ah!
Say something for her,
Come to the stage from behind the scenes!
The audience is also very sad.
Beg the old man to keep the girl! (retired)
Floating on water (singing)
The old man's heart is not stone,
Stay or lose a few wanderings. ...
Gouwa (catch a glimmer of hope and sing Allegro)
I am more diligent than boys,
Able to do rough work and lift weights.
Go to the river to help you wash your bedding,
Cooking helps you chop dry wood. ...
You just added a pair of chopsticks to your desk.
I'm not greedy or picky,
Learn skills and listen to arrangements. ...
Grandpa-
It is worthwhile to have a filial granddaughter!
Floating on water (singing)
Poor and lovely,
Good spirit, good boy,
Make people cry!
Wipe the doll on your back ...
Goose and goose rushed to the sky,
The balcony is smoky.
Where is my cigarette now?
Be ashamed of the ancestral card of the ancestral temple.
Only by raising children well can we continue our offspring.
Girls are extroverted and invite trouble.
When things go wrong,
Get rid of it.
Don't blame the old man-
Preference for boys has existed since ancient times!
Floating on the water, I kicked the girl away, jumped on the boat, gently propped up the pole, and the boat sailed downstream like an arrow.
The dog chased the boat along the river bank, stepped into the shallow water and called grandpa. The water reached her knees and the waves rushed to her waist. ...
Floating on the water, looking back, the girl is floating on the water!
The girl floating on the water is dead, she is dying!
The old man cursed, but he made a decisive move-jumping into the river to save people! The artist is a nickname floating on the water, and his skill of making waves is extremely high, and he quickly saved the girl.
Grandpa Gouwa (alive) ...
The girl is floating on the water, and the grasshopper is wrapped around the egret's feet. I want to get rid of it but I can't get rid of it!
Song sighed helplessly. ...
Understand the role
Gouwa is a hardworking, intelligent, lovely, clever and sensible girl, and she is grateful for her kindness.
Bad karma-"Born in a poor village, met with a big flood. Being trafficked, being ridden, being trampled, seeing that everyone has a bad conscience, whipping animals to climb cliffs. "
Hard-working and capable-"more diligent than boys, able to do rough work, can lift things, can go down to the river to help you wash bedding, can cook, can chop dry wood."
Cute and cute-tickle the old man's back. "Don't be greedy, don't pick vegetables, learn skills and listen to arrangements."
Kind-hearted-"I didn't expect there were good people in the world, and grandpa smiled." Treat me like a human being, kiss me and stick to my heart. I can't bear this feeling! Stay away from this love! The geese in the sky are lined up and their clothes are torn! "
Shuishangpiao is a kind-hearted, straightforward, patriarchal, affectionate and righteous old-school artist with a unique skill of "changing face".
Kind-hearted-"Look, black and blue, you can't do this to animals!" " Bitter gourd, you are badly hurt by those black-hearted radishes! ""hit you, pain in grandpa's heart. Grandpa is a sad man. You met me by chance, and your luck changed. "
Honest and generous-"Grandpa is good to you and has hope for you. Grandpa is old. The older you get, the scarier you get. I'm afraid to break my cigarette. Second, I will accept you as my grandson for fear that I will break my ancestral skills. Grandpa gave you his heart and taught you how to change your face. I hope you can carry on the family line for me. " "Lao tze with a sieve! You've been acting fake since you were a child. Collaborate with traffickers and lie to me. "
Son preference-"Bah, husband's family, broom, fuck 33!" "Boys are treasures, girls are grasses, and I want treasures, not grasses." "Raising children can continue future generations, and girls are extroverted to attract disasters." "Dog Eva Hugh blame the old man. Preference for boys has existed since ancient times! "
Affectionate and righteous-"I won't sell you, but I won't keep you ... this is the fare and this is the dry food." I will give it to you for a living. " "The old man's heart is not hard stone, but whether to stay or not ..."
Both dog dolls and floating on water live at the bottom of society and are kind and unfortunate people. The old man and a young man have forged an indissoluble bond in the bitter fate. Their experiences reveal the hardships of life and the brilliance of human nature shining on them, which gives people a shock to their hearts.
Reference: Changing Face (middle school text)-Baidu Encyclopedia
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