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Cold-blooded Uncle Tuu.
Uncle Tuu's deskmate is the laughing star Huang Kuaizui in the class. Every day after class, everyone smiles around Huang Kuaizui. Uncle Tuu listens to jokes every day. Maybe he is used to it. He smiles in his heart, but not in his appearance. He always faces everything with a simple and dull expression.
Physical education class, Uncle Tuu was shot in the foot. In such great pain, he didn't say a word, stared at the stone road with glassy eyes and limped back to the classroom alone. After class, the students gathered to express their condolences to him, but Uncle Tuu pushed the crowd away. After a few words of abuse, everyone dispersed.
Uncle Tuu didn't come to class for several days because of his foot injury. In the evening, several classmates visited his home together, bringing food, self-study manuals, toys and some things he needed. One night, I was listening carefully. I didn't hear Uncle Tuu say "thank you" or express any gratitude. His father quietly reminded us several times, but seeing that he was still silent, he hurriedly made some gifts and returned them to us, and then hurriedly sent us out. As soon as the door closed, we heard a low scream from the room.
Huang Kuaizui has another hobby, that is, eating junk food. Once in class, I ate a packet of "well-deserved" gummy candy bought from a roadside stall, and ate more than a dozen packets at once. In the next math class, Huang Kuaizui began to burp. After a while, his stomach began to feel uncomfortable, panting and moaning in a low voice. The students all turned to look at him. Soon, Huang Kuaizui was lying on the table, clutching his stomach, unable to move. The students thought that Uncle Tuu would report to the teacher and ask to take Huang Kuaizui to the infirmary, but Uncle Tuu threw out a sentence that made people laugh and cry: "What a suck! Who let him eat what he deserves! " When the teacher saw it, he clapped his hands to calm everyone down and said, "Who wants to take Huang to the infirmary?" All the boys in the class raised their hands except Uncle Tuu.
Uncle Tuu's indifference made us think that he was a nerd and a psycho. No matter how much we scold him and tease him, he turns a blind eye. Gradually, we also lost interest in him, only knowing that he is Uncle Tuu and can't laugh. In the fourth grade, Uncle Tuu transferred to Harbin, and we haven't contacted each other since then.
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