Classic lines of cross talk in Spring Festival Evening

Classic lines of cross talk in Spring Festival Evening

Lead: Crosstalk is a language art, focusing on speaking, learning and teasing. What a good crosstalk performer! I am good at telling long stories, short stories and being humorous. Let's take a look at the classic lines of cross talk in the Spring Festival Evening.

I. Essay: Happy Street

Performers: Nigmat, Jia Ling, Sha Yi, Qu Ying, Jing Li.

1. Happy is also a day, unhappy is also a day. Why not have a happy day? If you want to have a happy day, you are not happy enough!

2. Where did others fall and get up? Where did you fall? Lie down for a while.

(3), this is not temperament, but airbags. You see this statement has popped up.

My eyes are big, my nose is small, my legs are long and my arms are S-shaped. My name is Qu Ying. I am beautiful, surrounded by a group of boys. I have a special face. I posted a message in a circle of friends saying that I was lovelorn. Some people comforted others and sympathized. I was tired. My boyfriend accompanied me to dinner, and I was shy when he fed me.

I have arms and legs, a nose and a mouth. My name is Jia Ling. I am heartless, and a group of boys are wrestling with me. The circle of friends sent a message saying that I was lovelorn, no one comforted me, no one sympathized with me, and a group of people liked me. My boyfriend accompanied me to dinner, but I haven't fed him yet. I'm finished.

6. Reverse!

As long as friends stand together, we are the happiest people in the world.

Second, cross talk: "I can't stand it"

Performers: Yun-peng Yue, Sun Yue

A crow standing on a coal pile can see the darkness of others, but can't see himself.

Third, the essay: "Station Adventure"

Performers: Cai Ming, Pan Changjiang, Mu Xuefeng

Don't make faces! I didn't make a face ... you look so scary!

(2), you still have a dirty heart and two hands to prepare!

3, disgusting, so fucking disgusting, so disgusting!

I married your uncle because of that indestructible and tireless sympathy!

(5), this picture makes me intoxicated, if you don't hide from me, it will be ruined!

6. Charity can't give up halfway!

7. I saved a love on the first day of work, so embarrassing!

Fourth, the essay: "Little Cotton Jacket"

Performers: Feng Gong, You Xianchao and Zhang.

I miss you so much!

You fell in love when you were only 25 years old! So what are you doing at the age of 25? I take care of you!

He is a cancer and I am a Pisces. You met at the seafood market?

What a big piece of fresh meat. Didn't you lose weight?

Don't let that copper smell defile your noble personality.

You should have picked me up first. You have medical insurance.

All landowners, you give me a trust, I will give you a happy life!

5. essay: "do what you want to do"

Performers: Mary, Shen Teng, Du Xiaoyu

(1), this guy likes fishing, so I dive to the bottom of the sea one by one and hang it on the hook for him; This guy likes playing mahjong, so I took the handle apart and gave him some guns. This guy likes Wan Wen, so I'm going to give him a bunch of my great grandfather's relics! This one likes me. ...

(2), your hobby hit the leader's hobby, is your ancestors cheat corpse!

You have this flattering kung fu in your blood.

4. Listen to your words and subvert the outlook on life!

Don't always think about what leaders like, but think more about what ordinary people need!

6. Essay: "Masters are among the people"

Performers: Bi Fujian, Zhu Xun and grassroots stars on the Avenue of Stars.

They are like ordinary stones, scattered on the ground, nobody cares, but as long as they stick together and Qi Xin works together, high-rise buildings can be built.

Seven, essay: "I will find you"

Performers: Guo, Guo Fengzhou, Fu, Wujiang, Yu Jian.

Only you bad people will die in this world, and we good people will never die, which will piss you off, piss you off. ...

Eight, sketch: "Three Fast Community Police"

Performers: Sun Tao, Shao Feng, Song Yang, etc

I am very excited!

2. You are so heartless! You're cold! You are unreasonable!

If we want to sit comfortably in this chair, ordinary people will be uncomfortable!

Nine, crosstalk "circle"

Performer: Wu Bin Zhou Wei

1. I don't understand this circle. I find someone else to do things, and others find me to do things. Let's go in circles!

2. Depend on your parents at home, your friends when you go out, and two heads are better than one. This calls me for everyone and everyone for me. The weight cannot be separated from the weight, and the old man cannot be separated from his wife. As long as everyone gives a little love, the world will become a beautiful world, and it is easy to find a circle.

3. For Lycium barbarum, I like riding a dog. If it is angelica, it will become "chinemys reevesii".

You will break the rules if you pull the strings. If you break the rules, you will spoil the atmosphere. If you break the atmosphere, it will be chaotic! We must break the rules of the circle and abandon the atmosphere of the relationship tree! Don't destroy social fairness and justice in order to satisfy your own self-interest!

X. Crosstalk: "This is not mine"

Performers: Miao Fu, Wang Sheng

This is not mine!

(2) "Five children" refers to the "ideal life" of wife, children, house, ticket and car.

3. Blue-faced Dalton stole the royal horse, and the red salary was not enough.

4, to prevent micro-duration, tigers and flies fight together, even pests have to be eradicated!

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