Bojun smiled a little story.

In a stressful life, you need some joke stories to spice up our lives, so I have prepared a joke story for you, hoping to make you laugh.

1. One monk carries water and two monks carry water. Not only did the three monks have no water to eat, but they were also driven out of the yard for fighting.

2. A doctor, although ugly, has a good condition and will get married soon.

Soon, his wife became pregnant.

So he asked me whether it was better to have a son or a daughter.

Me: In your case, it's better to be a son.

He: Really, you still prefer boys to girls?

Me: No, having a son is smart, although ugly. If you have such an ugly daughter, it's no use being clever.

Male ... .

If you are learning English, you suddenly make friends with classmates you haven't seen for years, mostly because you have something to translate.

If you study design, you suddenly have friends with classmates you haven't seen for years, and most of them have logo for you to design.

If you can't do anything, suddenly there will be a classmate you haven't seen for years and your friend, and most of them will get married.

4. The best friend is the kindergarten teacher. A child's father's mobile phone was left in the child's schoolbag, and the class bell rang.

My best friend answered: Hello, I am. . .

The mother of the child over there interrupted and cursed: You stole my husband's mobile phone? No, my husband is with you?

My best friend was wronged and was about to explain again when the child let out a cry? Mom? .

The other end of the phone was crazy, and the mother cried and shouted: Please, I don't want a mobile phone, oh no! I don't want my husband either. Will you give my child back to me?

5. What's the latest progress of this project?

B: the big boss already knows. The plot has been set aside and is waiting for the approval of the district government. I also applied for special funds, which can be loaned once the project starts. Now it is being submitted for approval within the group, and the process is about to go.

What is the progress of the project now? A. Great progress B. Small breakthrough C. No progress D. I can't explain it clearly.

6. When lamenting that the world is unfair, it is best to reflect on why it is not you who take advantage.

6. Three beds. It's almost over.

Xiao Liu's father was hospitalized due to illness, and he was playing infusion bottles in the ward. The potion is almost finished, but the nurse is not here. A patient in the same ward enthusiastically said, I'll call a nurse for you. ?

After that, he stood at the door and shouted, Nurse, come quickly. The third bed is almost ready. ?

Hearing this, Xiao Liu felt uncomfortable and said to the door. You didn't shout right, the medicine came out. ?

Enthusiastic patients immediately changed their mouths:? Nurse, bed three is dying, bed three is dying. ?

7.penguin dating

Brother Penguin is dating Sister Penguin.

Brother Penguin dressed up and wore a straight suit in order to make a good impression on his sister Penguin.

Sister Penguin saw it and slapped Brother Penguin. Shit, let you be a member! Shit, let you be a member! ?

8. Little brother, do you know that the first demon king in Wulin is crazy?

? Brother, you should know that the first demon in Wulin is a madman. ? His martial arts is the best in the world. How could he suddenly go crazy? Two days ago, I defeated several eminent monks in Shaolin and broke into the Buddhist sutra hall. The sutra depository was full of secret books, and then he went crazy. ? Why does he have a secret phobia? ?

If you had a piece of land, I would recognize you as michel platini!

I talked to my colleagues about the house price at noon yesterday. I also said: the house price is so expensive now. If I have a piece of land, it will be really developed! He said: If you have a piece of land, I will recognize you as michel platini at once! Just after reading it, the little girl at the front desk called me: XX~ You have a courier! . . . Later, my adopted son refused to talk to me all afternoon.

10, Journey to the West is written backwards.

The Tathagata sent four disciples to preach in the East. Lu Yu suffered all kinds of hardships, and gradually found that all demons have backgrounds. So Friar Sand got into the Liusha River, Pig hid in Gaolaozhuang, and Wukong stayed to escort the Tang Priest. The heavenly Buddha negotiated to keep Tang Priest safe, so as to get rid of Wukong. Wukong was crushed under Wuzhishan, and Tang Priest preached in Chang 'an until his death. Five hundred years later, Wukong jumped out of Wuzhishan and made a scene in Heaven without saying a word.

1 1. I went to the hospital for a physical examination. In front of a girl weighing 170 kilograms, she visually took the report and said that her blood fat was thick.

Sister said: No wonder I weigh 180 kg. It turns out that my blood is heavy.

Holy shit. . .

12. Go to a new rice noodle shop to eat rice noodles. While I was eating, the shopkeeper received a phone call. What friend should call to ask about the opening of the business?

I only heard the boss swearing: business is deserted! Damn, there are few people, that is to say, now, damn it, there is only one SB client eating. . .

13. My daughter-in-law is going to give birth soon. She went to the hospital for a B-ultrasound. If she wants to know whether it is a boy or a girl, she asks the doctor, What do you think of our child's name?

Doctor: A little sissy. . .

14. There are three brothers. The boss called 10, the second called 20, and the third called 50. Ask them why. Did two people die?

The boss said awkwardly, my parents work in a bank, and the RMB is only 50 cents, not 30 cents! ?

15, one day, a big boss said to Xiao San: You have been following me since you were ten years old, and you have been treating me wholeheartedly, which has caused you to lose your youth. I intend to promote you recently. ?

How does Xiao San ask for promotion?

The big boss said:? I'll find another mistress and promote you to mistress. . . ?

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