Classic Quotations of 2020 Funny Sentences: Come back soon, I can't fool you alone.

1. Why go when there is no way out? Take the bus directly. I will be by your side when people all over the world leave you. If there is a hell, we will go crazy together. Can't you see that pets are not allowed here? You look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig above and a donkey below. 5. Who has been taking care of you these years? I admire his courage. 6, heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at age! 7. No artificial intelligence can compare with you, a born fool. 8. wearing this dress, animals will become people. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on. 9. You are walking on a country road with a dog's step. You said that your voice, which was kicked to pieces by others, sang like a fucking adu. 10, look at you, look at your back, turn your head and scare away millions of lions. 1 1. If you can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down. 12, no one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit. 13, I want to puppy love, but it's too late? 14, my god! My clothes have lost weight again. The important task after 15 and 80 is to manufacture 08. 16, people have plenty of backgrounds, but I only have my back ~ ~. 17, gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am. 18, reminding everyone that it is very important to learn how to repair notebooks! Once upon a time, there was a man who couldn't repair his notebook? Everyone knows what happened afterwards. (Since the Edison Chen incident, I won't say much about the reasons. ) 19, I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't say so much as you like. 20. It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!

2 1. Yesterday I went to the city to take part in the pigeon-letting competition, and I went alone. 22. What should I do if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian. There must be a road ahead of the driveway, and I can't stop it. 24. Mom said: Even if you are jealous, pretend to play soy sauce, and don't let others look down on you. 25. I am a special person. I am an ordinary person, so I am a particularly ordinary person. 26. Life is like a news broadcast, and you can't escape by changing the channel. 27. I once liked her broad mind, but it was just an airport! 28. Because I love you wholeheartedly, I can only give you up mercilessly. 29, really creative, really have the courage to live! No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.