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Liu Yong's Translation of Shi Shuo Xin Yu
Since dinner, you have been on the phone, once, twice, three links, until I shouted:
"If you want to make a phone call, go out and call!" Bang, you really rushed out the door.
It's snowing heavily outside, so grandma hurried to see the wardrobe by the door in case you didn't wear a coat. Mother looked at the window,
See which direction you run. I sat in the living room in amazement, thinking of a scene in the movie "Rope": the spring rain faced me.
"Love is deep, responsibility is urgent." The disciple shouted, "Get out!" That disciple who has been with master for more than ten years is really
Roll up your bedding and turn your head and leave.
I always remember the trembling voice of the old actor Wang Yin: "I have raised him for more than ten years, and in this sentence, he really left!"
How well Wang Yin acted! Isn't the anger, loss and loss in those eyes exactly my mood at the moment?
Son! I've been calling you recently, and I've had many quarrels! The mobile phone is worth the harm to you and your father.
How does the mother feel?
May be angry words, then forget! But you have to know how much it hurts your parents!
Remember that day, we blamed you for spending most of the phone bill. Did you talk back? You said, "How much will this cost me?"
Get out, okay! "
Do you remember your complaint when your mother asked you to help type a letter? You said, "Oh! My things, I want them myself.
Fight; Yours, also want me to play! "
So I thought, maybe one day, when you can make a lot of money, you might say, "Let's do this!" "
How much did I spend on you since I was a child? How much milk powder I ate and how many clothes I wore, I wrote a check.
Pay, even! "
Then you can pack your bags like Chunyuyi's apprentice and walk away, becoming a real independence between heaven and earth.
That man! Isn't it?
I used to read Fromm's works about love, saying that children's growth points to the separation from their parents; After separation, point to
Combine with another individual and become a new family. I don't feel anything when I look at it; But today, watching you leave step by step.
When we walked away, we began to comfort ourselves with Fromm's theory:
"This is of course? When the children are older, have their own opinions and rebel, they can leave their parents and move towards independence! "
The question is, can you deny your parents' kindness without them? For more than a decade, the love that parents have given is actually milk powder.
And the value of clothes? Why not count your own life?
When I was your age, I was also rebellious. I always compare myself with others and blame my poor family and my strict family education, but
One day, I read samuel beckett's play The Endgame, which contains a passage.
Paragraph:
"The son yelled at his father:' Bastard! "Why did you give birth to me?"
Father:' I don't know.'
Son:' What? "You don't know what?"
Father: "I didn't know it would be you!" "
I began to think about the meaning and realized that there was no choice between children and parents. The most important thing is this relationship.
Never give up.
So you can blame us for genetic myopia, blame us for discipline with China's concept, blame us for not being billionaires, and even.
Blame us for being unreasonable!
But you can't blame us for being your parents.
Like, we'll never complain about giving birth to you.
We can only be grateful to get you. Remember when you were a child, we often say that childhood is the most lovely, 100% belongs to parents.
It's different after school.
But when you were in elementary school, we said you were innocent before middle school!
When you go to middle school, we will tell you that our son is old enough to be friends and chat. It is really interesting! Leave home to go to college in the future. as soon as...
We're losing him!
But I believe that until you get married in the future, we will still say, "Although it is rare to come back once, I think of him wholeheartedly."
That's great. "
This is love, persistence, no regrets!
It's just, I don't know, as you grow up, do you also think that parents are different and lovely at every stage? still
You mean you're getting bored, you want to pay back what you owe your parents, and you're out of control?
Don't worry! No matter how great, successful and unsuccessful you are, we will take care of you as much as we love you.
Just so-so
When you come back from the pay phone, if you are careful enough, you will find that although we all seem to ignore you, go to bed in front of the door.
There are clear footprints of your mother and me in the snow. ...
Homosexuality is often orientalized, that is, it is taught and lured into homosexuality.
The easiest people to take the bait are young men and women who have no heterosexual experience.
Careful exposure
Some friends from China asked their children to play the piano. They are likely to be addicted to it. It's a whim of you to print some publicity.
Dan, go to the train station parking lot and clip it on the windshield of the car.
"There may be many people coming!" You said excitedly.
"I object!"
"Why?" You asked in surprise, "Didn't I have to work long ago to make money?"
I didn't answer you directly, just give an example:
My student Wang Wei recently quit his job of delivering food in a restaurant. It used to be a well-paid job, just riding a foot.
Run a few blocks on the treadmill and deliver the food ordered by the guests, and you can get a tip of five yuan. At the end of the day, your income exceeds
There are several times more work-study programs in schools.
Why didn't he do it?
Because he thought it was too dangerous! When some friends who delivered the food found the address, they found it was deserted.
Suddenly a sharp knife was put on my throat, which not only took my food and money, but also almost killed me when I left.
"We are in the light and each other is in the dark. Of course, we have no guarantee. " Wang Wei said.
"You are in the light, others are in the dark." That's why I object to your handing out leaflets. From the list, others can know.
You are a student of Juliet Conservatory of Music. Guess your age and knowledge background, and then know your area by phone number.
Your outline has been outlined.
And the other party?
You don't know anything!
So when you make an appointment, is it possible that something similar to delivery will happen?
Sometimes this situation is more troublesome!
I remember that once it snowed heavily, the postman sent a registered letter. I asked him to come and sign. He came in hesitantly, but said with a smile
Fortunately, you are an acquaintance, otherwise you will never get into the house. Because once a young postman was invited in by a lady, and then the lady
Tear off your clothes and say, "Do you listen to me or do you want me to shout rape?"
Before leaving, the postman blinked: "There are many miracles in this world, you should be careful!" " "
He added, "when strangers go out, you'd better take them to the door and close the door yourself, because some bad guys will come to spy first." When you go out,
Sneak a paper ball in the keyhole. The door seems to be open, but it is not really locked. He found everything in the house and came back.
Stealing is hard to prevent! "
There is another situation you should know, that is, the prevention of homosexuals.
In today's era, although homosexuality cannot be said to be illegal, the minimum prevention is not to be tempted by them.
When I was in junior high school, I once knew a scholar in a bookstore and explained the contents of the book to me like a teacher. Please also.
I did, but after getting better, he actually behaved strangely.
My former colleagues also mentioned his middle school days. One day, he was reading a newspaper on the bulletin board outside Taipei New Park.
Teenage men, with their hands behind their backs, shook the keys in their hands and gradually approached him, deliberately touching and teasing him with the keys.
Later, I read a paper about homosexuality, only to know that homosexuality can often be guided, that is, taught and seduced.
Gay people. The easiest people to take the bait are young men and women who have no heterosexual experience.
You are a gentle and fair boy, which is their ideal goal!
Times are different and the environment is different. In the past, when driving, people who saw the roadside asking for a ride would stop and let him come up.
But of course. But today, some states have legislated against it, because most gangsters take the opportunity to rob. They even hid aside, and then
When a young girl stops the car and you open the door, the gun is already on her temple.
You used to call a taxi in a remote corner of Manhattan. Now even if you call a taxi from home, the other party will
I hope you leave your phone number and call back before you drive here.
A taxi driver put it well:
"Civil air defense by car, I'm afraid we can't guard against him. In the dead of night, I won't stop if a few men stop the car!
What can we do? We know nothing about each other! "
"Know yourself and know yourself, and you will win every battle." Sun Tzu's Art of War more than two thousand years ago gave us the best guidance.
So you have to work, okay! But be sure to recognize the target, and don't expose yourself unprepared first!
When a girl had to leave her boyfriend, she said to her boyfriend with tears in her eyes:
"Please forget me and don't miss me. Knowing that you miss me will break my heart! "
Say anything. ...
"The phone at home has been quiet for several days. My son didn't call Thomas, but he didn't get a call from Thomas.
Yes! "Your mother whispered to me.
Actually, I don't need her to tell me. I noticed it a long time ago, especially when you rush into the room and lie in bed as soon as you enter the door every day.
I have something on my mind.
"I'll ask him!" I said to your mother, "I hope I didn't get into any trouble at school!" " "
Although your mother said it was a good thing to drop the phone for more than an hour every day, I still knocked on you.
Doors.
Don't turn your face away from me first, then you can't help me, and finally you can say it at once. It was just for Thomas.
When chatting with a group of your best friends, you made racist remarks, and you angrily ordered him to report to a person of black descent immediately.
Nina apologized, but Thomas didn't want to, so he fell out. You vent-"If Mars doesn't apologize to Nina, I won't either.
Ignore him. "Thomas also released live-"an apology? There is no way. You ignore it, you ignore it. Who's afraid of who? "
So you used to be inseparable friends, but you became sworn enemies.
"The hottest thing is that all the students not only don't mediate, but also seem to be watching jokes about Thomas and me. Look at me. Look at me.
He, then whispering, or laughing loudly! "You ruthlessly banging on the wall.
I totally understand how you feel now! Because it is inevitable to have an argument with your best friend.
Being at odds with friends is often more angry than quarrelling with lovers.
The lover is unhappy and feels heartbroken. Old friends are unhappy and feel "necessary to explode". Because of a friend's request.
It is "righteousness". When the other person is unjust, you will have "indignation", which is "anger"! I'm mad!
The problem is that without love and affection, there wouldn't be so much heartbreak and indignation. However, from another perspective, this is wrong.
To prove our friendship?
The ancients often used "cutting seats" to describe friends breaking up. It is said that Guan Ning and Hua Xin are good friends, and one day they were reading at the same table.
When Shulan heard some noise outside, Hua Xin immediately ran out to check. When he returned to his seat, he found that Guan Ning had cut the mat in half, and
Say to Hua Xin, "You are no longer my friend!"
Excuse me, are Guan Ning and Hua Xin really friends?
"Not counting!"
You got it right! How can we be friends when we break up over such a trivial matter? Friends are not attentive, not only have they not changed,
On the contrary, it is worse than a casual acquaintance to spit on him!
At this point, we have to admire Bao! During the war, Guan Zhong hid behind and asked Shu Ya to explain it for him.
Because there is an old mother at home, not afraid of death. When doing business, Guan Zhong eats more money, knowing that his family is poor. When Qi Huan
When the public wants to kill Guan Zhong, Bobby has an advantage.
Guan Zhong became a great man in history. Who made him successful?
It's Bao Shu Ya!
The most important thing between friends is understanding, that is, caring for each other, rather than asking each other for something in return with their own efforts.
When a girl had to leave her boyfriend, she said to her boyfriend with tears in her eyes, "Please forget me and don't think about me. know
It will break my heart to say you miss me! "
A boy left after his girlfriend got angry and tossed her head. Obviously, the woman was wrong, but she looked around: "I'm afraid she will be angry."
After that, I felt uneasy, or regretted it, but I was embarrassed to look back because of the face of the big lady, so I apologized to her first.
All right! "
What do you think after hearing these stories? You and Thomas are bosom friends? Or "The Change of the Crown"?
Remember: there are no friends who never quarrel, but there are more friction and luster friendships, and disputes with real friends, no.
People who make mistakes will reach out first.
When the right party reaches out the hand of friendship first, the wrong party will hold it tighter. Cherish and be more grateful!
He said nothing, using his thumb nails, from the urinal in the toilet.
Scrape off a layer of dirt and stick it in my mouth. ...
Love you, not hurt you.
When I first came to the United States, I met a China chef in Virginia. He came out of the hospital on vacation, and his left wrist was still
Wrapped in a thick bandage, politely said to me:
"I heard that you came out to do cultural work on behalf of the country. It stands to reason that you should cook some good dishes for you to taste. It happened that your hand was injured and you were treated.
Life says it's hard to carry heavy things in the future! "
I asked him why he was injured, and he said it was all because he didn't pay attention; I often carry a heavy wok with one hand for a long time.
Come on, the wrist is deformed.
When I sighed for him, he said with a wry smile, this is better than another China student. The student went to work in his restaurant, and he
Let the students take a pot on the stove. Before the words were finished, the students rushed to bring the pot up, only to realize that the pot was actually.
It is boiling oil. If you want to let go, oil is bound to spill on you. Bite your teeth and slowly put the pot down. Your hand has been badly hurt.
When it comes to bones and muscles, it's almost half useless.
"Why don't you even know that the surface of the hot oil pan is not steaming? ! "The chef sighed." I'm spoiled at home! " look like
Birds in cages can't live on their own if they are released. But who can study in America without working? As a result, I don't know anything.
He's not the only one! Isn't it harmful for children if parents don't teach them to do it at home? "
The boss who decorated us recently also said that an international student had come, and he asked the students to get gypsum boards. students
It's hard to lift two pieces at a time when I lay on my side, because my method is wrong, and the pressure on half of my spine is too great, so it won't take long.
Cartilage protruding, unable to do heavy work. So I told him to change the floor tiles, but the good times didn't last long, and the old injury recurred and he couldn't stand up.
I had to ask him to resign.
"It is said that this problem will accompany him for a lifetime!" The boss said, "Who can blame? It is important that they can lift four pieces at a time.
Just because he hasn't done any heavy work before, he doesn't even know how to use muscles. It must be home.
The room is ruined! "
"Parents don't teach him to do it at home!" "It must be spoiled at home!" They all blamed the parents of the injured.
I have to review my educational methods for you. This also reminds me of an interesting thing twenty years ago:
At that time, we lived in a big yard, and our neighbors just separated by a board. One day, neighbors quarreled and the husband shouted.
"What is this dish?" He said. Why can't even put the salt down? ! If you don't improve, I will divorce you! "
At this time, I heard the father of the family on the left say to his daughter who is studying in high school, "learn!" Otherwise, the old
You can't even catch him! "
Is that father in the same mood as me now? We say to you, "study hard and take care of your family."
Don't worry! "But you may have overlooked one thing-one day, you have to take care of yourself completely, which may follow you.
Living in a university suddenly happened. So one day I didn't know how to open the bottle of dishwashing liquid, but the next day I even had sheets.
If you have to wash it yourself, is it difficult to adapt to suddenly falling into another world?
Worst of all, you have to go out to work! If you haven't done any heavy work at home and touched a spatula, will you get rich?
What about the kind of tragedy I mentioned earlier?
So I can't help but reflect: "Does loving you hurt you?"
I remember a well-off high school classmate said to me when he was in military service:
"Oh, my God! I peed! And it's the kind of urine that forms yellow scales. Can you believe it? One day, the officer asked me to wash the toilet.
So, I've never touched this kind of thing, but I still brush it with my nose. I don't know, sir. Go and have a look. Is he great?
Gee, I scraped a layer of dirt from bottom to top with my thumb nail in the urinal and then stabbed me in the mouth. Oh, my God! I
I want to throw up at the thought! "
But he also said that he only blamed himself for not being able to brush the toilet, otherwise he would not be insulted!
So, if I ask, from now on, you are responsible for scrubbing the bathroom and toilet of the whole family, you can count it.
The requirement of integral?
For your future and your safety, we can't keep sending millet to your mouth unless we keep putting it.
You are caged like a bird.
Of course you don't want to be locked up, of course you want to fly!
Then, please learn to fly, learn to feed, learn to work, and learn the days of suffering!
When you think of people who are dead and unconscious, you will.
I found that there is nothing better than waking up in this world.
Even more gratifying!
Win the first battle every day
Because you slept too little yesterday, after dinner today, you said you should lie down first and then prepare for the exam the day after tomorrow. But when?
When I woke you up at nine o'clock, you covered your head with a quilt and muttered:
"Sleep until tomorrow morning to study. Anyway, there will be a warm book holiday tomorrow! "
Your grandmother agreed, but I asked, "What time are you going to get up tomorrow morning?"
"Six o'clock!"
"That you calculate, how many hours did a * * * sleep? That's eleven hours! I have to take three exams the day after tomorrow, so I can sleep like this.
Really? Besides, what time are you going to sleep tomorrow? If it rains late at night as usual, it will be twenty hours. you can
Reading for 20 hours in a row and still being efficient? Can the eyes wearing contact lenses stand it any longer? "
You want to think blindfolded, jump up.
What changed your original intention? It is the analysis and judgment after waking up!
It is impossible to have a clear judgment when you are in a daze. Even you will find that when you can't get up in the morning, it turns out that
The initial fighting spirit will disappear, and you are likely to say to yourself, "ouch!" This plan is too troublesome, so why bother? Forget it! another day
We'll see! "
Many good plans just fell through! Many life-changing opportunities are just missed!
Recently, I read a medical report that those depressed patients will get worse after deep sleep. contrary/opposite
Naturally, when they sleep less or stay up late, their illness will be alleviated.
There is no analysis of the reasons in the report, but I believe that the biggest reason for those who suffer from depression is that they dare not face the reality. but
Sleeping makes them farther away from reality.
There is a saying in the north of China: "It's delicious but jiaozi, but it's comfortable but upside down!" It means delicious food, no more than
Jiaozi; Nothing is more comfortable than a deep sleep. Sleep provides us with another world, a real world.
A world where laws are met but can be realized there. Therefore, dreaming can relieve mental stress.
The problem is that when we wander too much in our dreams, our bodies are still in this world. Too much is not reality after all. Just because
Therefore, when we wake up from a beautiful dream, it is the most painful, sometimes it is like drowning our troubles with wine, and we have a splitting headache after waking up.
I remember the book I translated, The Next Life. The original author Raymond Modi said in the preface.
After such a passage:
"In fact, what's the difference between death and sleep? I have lost my feeling for this world! The only difference is that sleeping and.
How lovely it is to wake up! "
Every time I return to the difficult real world from an infinitely beautiful dream and feel extremely painful, I will use this passage to comfort myself.
Myself.
Your mother has a colleague's daughter-in-law, who fell into a coma after a car accident and was sent to a coma center in Boston.
(Coma center), her husband even resigned, took his two-year-old daughter, lived next to the hospital and took care of the children every day.
The child goes to bed and calls his wife and mother. What are they praying for?
This is a miracle!
What miracle?
Wake up!
When you think about death and those who are in a coma, you will find that there is nothing better in this world than waking up.
Even more gratifying!
Awakening is not that simple, which is why there is the word "awakening". Wake up but not clear, or wake up but not clear.
Getting up or even falling asleep again is often the biggest reason for our misjudgment or missing time.
Wake up in the middle of the night and heat milk for your sister in the microwave. I found that I was half asleep, and I was actually at the right time.
There are also great differences in judgment.
When I give her warm milk during the day, I always follow the numbers on the stove and secretly calculate them in my mind. Over time, I don't even look at the numbers.
Word, also can calculate almost. That is, you meditate for 30 seconds, and the stove just jumps to 30 seconds.
But when I was awakened by my sister's crying in the middle of the night and gave her hot milk in a daze, I found that the time on the stove jumped surprisingly fast.
I only counted for eighteen seconds, and the stove was already ringing.
Is the stove fast? Don't! I'm slow!
Slow people, in this sense, will think that the world is changing rapidly.
Slow people have less time than others.
At the same time, for a person, in a sense, there can be different speeds, not to mention different people. I was shocked.
I realized this truth in fear! Therefore, people who want to take a nap often find that "taking a nap" actually makes him
It's getting late.
There are actually many alarm clocks with snooze devices in this world. When it times out, you just press the snooze button and it will be delayed.
Call back in ten minutes. If you answer it again, it will take another ten minutes.
I object to this kind of alarm clock because it makes us bargain before going to bed. If you decide to get up at six o'clock before going to bed, why?
It will be delayed until six twenty; If it can be put off until 6: 20, why should it be put off before going to bed at 6: 00? People can't compromise with themselves and think
Want to! Can people who compromised their decisions a few hours ago still stick to their long-term ideals?
Judging from many experiences mentioned above, I have a fighting attitude towards getting up every day. I strongly insist.
When you get up, try to stay awake when you wake up, because a car that doesn't start fast can't be on the track.
Outstanding performance in the world. And whenever I am really too tired to get up, I always say to myself, "The first battle at the beginning of the day is?"
How to win if you lose? "
I have a friend who worked as an executive in a news organization at first, but after being inexplicably excluded, he switched to insurance business.
Ji, soon became a millionaire broker. Soon after, I went to run a magazine again, and within a few months, I played a sideline.
world
I remember when he left the news unit silently, a friend said, "Don't worry! When he was hit, he was silent first.
People who sleep in the corner. But as long as you wake up, you will be full of energy, as if you were a different person, and you will begin to face the next one energetically.
A challenge! "
No one will say that "fighting during the day is sleeping at night"; But you can say, "Sleep at night to fight during the day."
Fight! "
Sleep is to go further after waking up!
One should learn to accept failure.
Take advantage of the falling time to catch your breath, and then try to attack!
For revenge with one arrow.
Last night, we played basketball in the yard. At first, we won and lost each other, but after I led by eleven to six, you
I'm getting impatient. Every time I miss, I blame myself loudly and skip my feet. When I scored, you even sighed and asked me if I was.
Didn't you take powerful medicine? On the other hand, your ball became more and more inaccurate, and even rolled into the neighbor's yard several times.
Finally, I won by 20 to 9. When I entered the room, I heard you shouting, "Just kidding! What happened today?
what's up I can't believe I can't vote well! "
I was sitting in the living room drinking coffee and saw you continue to practice. First you changed your shorts, then you took off your coat and hit it.
Go shirtless, run under a mercury lamp, and spray yourself with a hose from time to time. When I pushed the door and asked you if you wanted to play some insect repellent music,
To avoid being bitten by mosquitoes, you said in a growling voice, "No! I must score ten goals in a row today, or I will never sleep.
Sleep! "
Your grandfather, I don't know if he can't stand it, but he really wants to go to the yard. He lit a cigarette and sat by the shelf to watch. Your mother
Standing by the window with my sister in my arms. It's just that your ball is even worse. Instead of hitting it, it is often because of overexertion and slamming into the tree behind the yard.
Lin.
"no!" When you went to the Woods to pick up the ball, your sister said.
"Yes!" Your sister jumped for joy when you came back.
In this way, you are still pale and calm until your sister goes to bed.
run quickly ...
To tell you the truth, I am very distressed and afraid that you will be exhausted.
But I am also secretly happy, and feel that this resentment of "not believing in winning" will be the driving force for your future success. In this world.
Many great achievements are due to this "unconvinced"!
Of course, there are also many people, because they are not convinced and do not review calmly, and the result becomes more impatient and defeated.
Not only did you lose, but you'll never get up again.
Many enemies, seeing your "can't afford to lose" character, use provocation, heckling and gloating to force you to lose.
Reason, get into a deeper quagmire!
When Xiang Yu was defeated and retreated to Wujiang, why did Liu Bang's soldiers sing Chu songs? That's the song of Xiang Yu and his hometown.
Ah!
Isn't it ironic that singing the songs of the enemy's hometown makes him sad and homesick? It is precisely because they realize that
Xiang Yu is stubborn and uses this trick to attack the heart. Sure enough, when people advised Xiang Yu to cross the river and wait for a chance to make a comeback, Xiang Yu
On the grounds of being ashamed to see his elders in Jiangdong, he drew his sword and killed himself!
Many people will read this history and say that if Xiang Yu were replaced by Liu Bang, he would cross the river and rebel.
Failure is victory!
In this way, Xiang Yu's failure lies in his personality, and it is difficult to accept the reality of failure.
There is another kind of person in the world who is not more frustrated, but may be more frustrated and relaxed. Usually this kind of person has a psychological burden.
Yes Zhang Depei, for example, has fallen into a low tide since winning the French Open, although some people say it is because of her physical condition.
The problem, in fact, is simply psychological pressure.
When I fell out of the top ten in the world in July this year to participate in the US competition, I became more and more depressed in the case of leg cramps.
Do you remember what he said when he turned the tables, defeated the strong enemy and won the championship again?
He said: "It is because of the cramp in my leg that I can relax and work hard when I almost give up."
The more comfortable ... "On the contrary, his opponent, because of Zhang Depei's cramp, let his guard down until he was shocked by the pressure.
When the sea comes, it's hard to turn the tide!
So the same "relaxation", a relaxed mood, a relaxed preparedness, the former got the opportunity to turn defeat into victory.
The problem is, when you fall behind today; Are you relaxed?
You fought a tough battle! But it was anxious and desperate, and instead of turning the tide, it was even more defeated.
Tragedy After the failure, how can this angry remorse help? I'm afraid you spray it all over your body.
Caught a cold, or because of fatigue, I can't play for the next few days!
Can we kill two birds with one stone in this way?
One should learn to accept defeat, take advantage of the falling time to catch his breath, and then try to attack. I hope you can take advantage of last night
The game as a lesson!
That's right. Finally, I want to ask you.
Did you really score ten goals in a row?
This medicine can concentrate on the whole body and play at one time.
Come out, ordinary people can take it, and compete with the master.
Wudu Gong Ju fen
When I was a teenager, I loved to read martial arts novels, especially when the protagonist was fanned off a cliff by an enemy, but he survived.
The plot of discovering Ganoderma lucidum and Xiancao. Why do I like "Ganoderma lucidum Cao Xian"? Because it can not only treat the protagonist's injury, but also
Instantly increase Jiazi skills.
But I still remember the "cohesion of five poisons" mentioned in a book. This medicine can concentrate on the whole body and play at one time.
Come out. So ordinary people can also compete with the masters at the moment.
Remember! There is only one game. After a blow, you run out of energy and fall to the ground and die! It's just that many scum in Wulin are actually lying to fools.
Subordinate, now this "ruling gathering power", was then sent to be a death squad.
What a magical medicine? ! What a scum in Wulin! But you know what?
What I thought was fiction has actually appeared and is easy to find. It's-
Drugs!
Didn't you say that? Some students study hard at night and sleep only two or three hours a day, but they still have the spirit to dance after school.
Dance, because there is "elixir"!
I have also heard in Taiwan Province Province that in some entertainment places, young people working there are induced to get food in order to make them work overtime.
Amphetamines are really full of energy.
What are the so-called "elixirs" and amphetamines?
It is the modern "Five Poisons Cohesive Powder"!
Who are the people who cheat teenagers into taking drugs and taking drugs?
It was once a "Wulin scum"!
You are not a classmate who witnessed drug abuse. You rushed out of the toilet excitedly, knocked down a group of people and ran away. It's hard.
Self-control?
You have also seen the poor pictures of them begging from drug dealers when they are suffering from toxic pain.
Then gradually become dirty, shameless, realistic, lonely, pale, helpless, shrink back and disappear.
When you meet them again on the street corner one day, you can't recognize them, and I'm afraid they won't recognize you!
Yesterday afternoon, my neighbor, Uncle Henry, told me that he would move to another state and personally applied to the company for a transfer.
"Must be a promotion?"
"no! It is health! "
"So the house must be beautiful?"
"no! Worse than now! "
"Then why do you want music?" I don't understand.
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