Robot Love

In 2037, I founded an intelligent robot company that specializes in providing robot companions for single men and women.

In fact, the founding of this company was inspired by a friend.

My friend Lan Lan is married, but she is not happy. Not long after their marriage, she and her husband began to quarrel every three days and then every five days, talking about divorce.

One day she came to me to complain and asked me if I could build a perfect robot to replace her husband. She said that her husband's performance in bed was too bad. Apart from imitating the movies from the island country, he knew nothing else and was not willing to put in the effort to learn. She was too embarrassed to tell her husband directly for fear of hurting a man's self-esteem.

I said, let me try it.

I am a robot player. I search for newly developed robots from all over the world every day. This costs a lot of money and I have invested all my savings in it. Among the robots in my collection, none can become a human companion, they are all just tools.

Lan Lan’s difficulties are actually the difficulties of many women. Although the times have developed rapidly and people use driverless cars when going out, social concepts are still too backward. If a woman doesn't have a man around her, she will be laughed at. And there are so few good men, so gossip about women vying for men makes headlines in social news from time to time.

A huge billboard for a real estate company also said: Women, if you want to live, live in a big house. A double entendre reveals the secrets of a woman's heart.

If a robot companion with excellent performance can be produced to serve women, it will not only solve the problems of women, but also contribute to social stability. I think this is worth doing.

I sold my collection of robots and visited top intelligent machine scientists, investors, and business tycoons. Almost all of them were men. After hearing my business plan, they initially thought it was a promising thing, but then they disagreed. The reason is simple: If the robot companion I create is more powerful than these men, then where is their dignity in front of their wives?

I still insisted on my idea and opened a company. The initial robot products had various defects. After the products left the factory, complaints were received every day.

A girl said: "How did you design this robot? Isn't he too obedient? He just does whatever I ask him to do. He's just like a puppet. It's really boring." So we sent engineers to the door. , to help her solve the problem. Change the robot's gentle and pleasant mode to the domineering mode. If the girl says east, the robot will go west. Of course, the number of objections must be set, otherwise the girl will feel out of control.

A girl said: "I took my robot boyfriend out to a party, and other men wanted to chase me, but the robot is not jealous, which makes me feel bad. Can you add a jealous function? "We quickly improved it and added a jealous and coquettish function to her robot boyfriend.

Another girl complained: "Can your robot have more sex positions? My ex-boyfriend only had one position, so I kicked him."

Hey, Women’s needs are so difficult to satisfy.

Customers are God, and their needs must be put first.

Ever since, we have conducted a variety of comprehensive sex training and studies for engineers, from ancient Chinese erotic pictures to foreign pornographic blockbusters, and then spent huge sums of money to conduct research on women’s sexual preferences and sexual psychology. , combined with women’s physiological structure, finally set up ninety-nine and eighty-one sex modes for the robot, which can meet the different needs of women.

Of course, if they have different needs, we can continue to improve them until they are satisfied. When making products, you should have such an attitude.

After continuous efforts, market feedback shows that our robot is very popular. Women who have used it claim that our robot boyfriends have made them so happy, so high, and so awesome. They thanked me one after another, and my office was filled with flowers and letters of thanks from women.

Women work hard and make money. When they have money, they can buy a robot boyfriend produced by our company. With robot boyfriends, they don’t need human boyfriends. They no longer have to be forced by those men to have children and do housework. They don't have to look at men's faces anymore, they live a happy life.

A chain of contempt emerged among the women. Only excellent and capable women can afford the perfect robot from my company. Other women who don’t have money can only find a human as their boyfriend. Women are gathering together. If anyone says that her boyfriend is still a human being, it means that her abilities are still lacking and she cannot afford high technology. She will be secretly laughed at by other women.

Thanks to the strong support of women, my business is getting better and better, and I have opened branches all over the world. Of course, I don’t dare to go to places with backward concepts in the Middle East and South Africa. Women there still cover their faces when going out. Anyone who dares to buy a robot boyfriend will probably be beaten to death by a group of people.

Just when I was proud, my company encountered a public relations crisis.

Angry men surrounded my company building. They held banners and shouted for me to come out and give an explanation.

Because the robot companion I made gave women a great experience, they kicked off their original human boyfriends and all longed for a robot boyfriend. The men were furious, thinking it was all my fault, and held me responsible.

The government also dispatched officials to negotiate with me, saying that I could not do business this way and that it had seriously affected social stability.

The company held an emergency meeting and we decided to immediately develop a robot girlfriend for men.

Men are simply easy to deal with. They have almost no emotional needs, as long as their physical needs are met. Our company's technology in this area is already very sophisticated, and making such a robot is a piece of cake.

After designing a robot girlfriend specifically sold to men, they had few complaints and received rave reviews. Society has also maintained stability, and I was named "Outstanding Entrepreneur of the Year" and "The Inventor Who Most Understands People's Hearts."

Of course, there are also robot companions designed for gays, bisexuals, pansexuals...

As the robots manufactured by my company became more and more perfect, my business became very prosperous, so I often worked overtime in the company. Every day I happily watched the income on my books increasing, and I felt happy in my heart. Joy blossomed. As a workaholic, I don’t have to worry about being lonely. There are so many robot companions in the company, so I can choose at will.

However, the world is changing unconsciously...

One day, when I was walking out of the company building after a meeting, I suddenly wanted to go shopping and eat in the pedestrian street. Usually the robot delivers it directly to my office.

I entered a restaurant, sat down, and ordered. The robot waiter served me the food and I was about to eat it.

I saw a couple opposite. A handsome man was feeding a woman, and the woman was enjoying the care of the man. I took a closer look, and it turned out that this was a robot boyfriend produced by our company. How could ordinary people be so handsome?

I looked at the people next to me. A man and his robot girlfriend were eating. Of course his girlfriend didn't want to eat, she held her chin up and looked at him with admiration in her eyes. This look is familiar to me, and I suggested that the engineer add it.

Next, among the couples I saw when I went out, there were almost no human couples. Almost all of them were couples composed of humans and robots. This discovery panicked me.

When I wanted to talk to a human, they ignored me and they all had a robot companion by their side.

People prefer to get along with robots. Getting along with robots is simple, happy and convenient, and there is no need to get married and have children. If someone wants to have a child, they can go to a specialized embryo care center to foster fertilized eggs with their own genes. After the embryos are born, they can take them home and be raised by a robot companion. Robots with the function of educating children are more expensive, so most people no longer raise children, and the fertility rate has dropped sharply.

Since few people go through the marriage and divorce procedures, the people in the Civil Affairs Bureau are very idle. Some people have divorced early and live a leisurely life.

I made a huge fortune, but I felt so alone. I chatted with my robot boyfriend No. 1 and asked him what he thought about this matter. His answer was, of course, great, saying how great it is to be with a robot. As long as the power is off, it can meet almost all your needs and it will always be loyal. Listening to his answer, I suddenly remembered that this was also the program I had set up.

When humans’ first choice is robot companions, a small number of people have been discriminated against and excluded by the whole society.

This small group of people absolutely do not want robots. They just want to fall in love and get married with humans.

They are regarded as aliens by the whole society and are called minorities. They are pointed out wherever they go.

Ms. Xiao An, 32, originally had a perfect and flawless robot boyfriend, who was designed in the shape of her favorite celebrity. During a trip she met a man and fell in love with him. She took him home, where her human boyfriend and her robot boyfriend met. The robot boyfriend beat the human boyfriend and asked him to leave Xiao An's bedroom.

Xiao An unplugged her robot boyfriend in panic, but her human boyfriend was still angry. The man led Xiao An and others to launch anti-discrimination activities on the streets, asking people to value their right to love as humans.

Xiao An became a celebrity. People don't understand why she would abandon her perfect robot boyfriend to get along with a flawed human being.

Xiaoan was interviewed by the TV station. She said: My robot boyfriend is perfect, but I know everything about him. I have now forgotten what it is like to fall in love with a human being! What real humans will do is unknown and uncontrollable. But the unknown is attractive, and we should embrace the unknown!

After Xiao An’s interview program was broadcast, people discussed it for a while, but it soon became calm and life went on as usual. Robot companions bring so many benefits, how could humans give up?

Therefore, people who are determined to fall in love with humans are still discriminated against...

One Sunday, I was resting, and my friend Lan Lan called me. Said that the man H whom I had a crush on was coming to see me. H was the man I was obsessed with, and then he disappeared inexplicably. But now he appears again.

To see or not to see?

As the chairman of a robot companion company, what should I do if I fall in love with this human being?

Wouldn’t my company collapse?

I fell into deep thought.