What were some fun jingles when you were a kid?

I was a talker when I was young, and jingle was my specialty. Today I will share with you some of the jingles I often said when I was a child:

In early childhood ( Simple and rough)

Ding Lingling was out of class. The teacher’s nose was stuck and she refused to go to the hospital to see her. The anxious teacher was in a hurry. (I often said it when I was in school)

The little white rabbit is white and white, with two ears standing up. It loves to eat radishes and vegetables. It is so cute to jump around. (Now this has been adapted into a dirty joke?)

A pug sat at the gate with dark eyes and wanted to eat meat and bones. (I said this to my dad, and then there was no more)

A big white chicken lays white eggs. What would I do without a mother? Playing with the dog, the dog bites me, playing with the donkey, the donkey kicks me, my father sends me to the nursery, the nursery is my home, the teacher loves me and I love him.

Small leather ball, skin after skin, Malan blooms twenty-one, two-five-six, two-five-seven, two-eight-two-nine-thirty-one, three-five-six three-five-seven, three-eight-three-nine forty-one ...

One, two, three, four, five. I went up the mountain to shoot the tiger. I didn’t hit the tiger. I hit the little squirrel. How many squirrels there were? Let me count them. One, two, three, four, five.

I am not afraid if you hit me. I will go to Beijing to find the boss. The boss will give me a gun and shoot you three times in the butt.

The senior class leader is active during the holiday. If you put a watermelon rind on your head and cut the watermelon rind in half, the senior class leader is finished.

XX’s head looks like a rubber ball. The department store sells rubber balls, and once sold, they sell XX’s head.

XX's head is like a ball. It rolls to the department store. There is a fan in the department store. It blows to the train station. There is a train at the train station and it will crush you to pieces.

Teacher, please don’t be angry. It’s all because xx is not living up to expectations. He smokes, drinks, dances, and dares to enter the men’s and women’s restrooms.

I was stingy, I bought toothpaste, but I fell down while I was buying it, so I sent it to the hospital for surgery, and my butt was covered with cuts.

When I was a child, I was so naughty, and my jingles were just a joke. Now they are all childhood memories. (Original by the editor)