Are there any classic jokes ~ ~ They should be super funny ~

1. The photographer asked Dumbo how many seconds he had prepared. Dumbo obviously stretched out three fingers. Why did the photographer press the shutter immediately? Because the idiot holds out his middle finger, ring finger and little finger, which also means OK.

After 20 million people in Beijing breathed for several days and nights, the air quality in Beijing finally improved. The new Beijing spirit was born: "The fog of virtue, self-improvement, hard work, and then create a gray yellow!" Facts have proved that fog is more expensive to suck!

3. In junior high school, a math teacher talked about equation transformation. On the podium, he rolled up his sleeves and shouted, "Attention, classmates! I am going to be deformed! "

4. The bar sold a new product-the feeling of heartache, one yuan a cup, and bought a cup curiously. If there is a feeling of heartache, it is a cup of boiled water.