Absolutely hilarious humorous jokes

Absolutely hilarious humorous jokes

Absolutely hilarious humorous jokes: Let me tell you a funny story~~ A chicken slid down a mountain... This is funny Story

Absolutely hilarious humorous joke 1

1. There was a hedgehog who drowned while rowing in a rubber boat. --------

2. Jin Yong’s 14 books can be connected into one poem: Snow Shoots White Deer in the Sky, Laughing Book God and Heroes Rely on Biyuan, JK Rowling’s seven books can also be connected into one poem. It can be one sentence: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha --------

3. One day Snake A asked Snake B: "A, B! Are we poisonous?"

Snake B replied: "I don't know? What are you doing here?"

Snake A said: "Because I accidentally bit my tongue just now"

4 .A lumberjack applied for a job

Foreman: Go try the forest ahead...see how many trees you can cut in one minute...

A minute later...

Foreman: Wow... 20 trees per minute... That’s amazing... Where did you work before?

Worker: Sahara Forest...

Foreman: Never heard of it... I've only heard of the Sahara Desert...

Worker: Yes... I changed my name later! --------Absolutely Hilarious humorous jokes 2

1. Xiao Ming’s father said to Xiao Ming: If you behave well today, your father will take you to the market to watch others eat sweets. --------

2. An international student was taking the driving license test in the United States. The road sign in front of him told him to turn left. He was not sure and asked the examiner: "turn left?" Answer: "right" So... ...hangs up..--------

3. Question: Where do users like to shut down their phones the most? Answer: Ningbo Question: Why? Answer: "Sorry, the user you dialed has already "Shut down"...--------

4. A frog jumped into the well while jumping. A man who looked like a telephone was beaten when he went out. I personally like to make phone calls, but one day, he hung up

5. There was a man who felt his feet were sore while walking. When he looked down, he stepped on a lemon! Absolutely hilarious humorous joke 3

1. Why does the ant leave only one line when crossing the desert?

Because it rides a bicycle

Why does the ant leave two lines when crossing the desert?

Because it rides a bicycle

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Because he came back with a cart

Why did the camel leave a straight line when it crossed the desert?

Because the ants carried it on a bicycle

A pig walked and walked to the UK, and what did it become?

Pig

2. A Chinese student was in a car accident on a highway abroad, and the person and the car overturned. After going down the cliff, the traffic police arrived and shouted: "How are you?" The international student replied: "I'm fine, thank you." Then the traffic police left, and the international student died. --------

3. After death, a group of great scientists played hide-and-seek in heaven. When it was Einstein’s turn to arrest them, he counted them. When 100 opened his eyes, he saw that everyone was hiding, only Newton was still standing there.

Einstein walked over and said: "Newton, I caught you."

Newton: "No, you didn't catch Newton."

Einstein: "You are not Newton, who are you?"

Newton: "Look what is under my feet?"

Einstein looked down and saw Newton standing on a long and wide square They are all one meter square on the floor tiles, I don’t understand.

Newton: "This is a square meter of square meters under my feet. When I stand on it, it is Newton/square meter. So what you grasp is not Newton, what you grasp is Pascal."

4. There are two monsters, one red monster and one green monster. It takes 3 bullets to kill a red monster, and only 1 bullet to kill a green monster. Now you have a gun in your hand with only 2 bullets in it. How do you kill the two monsters? A: Use 1 bullet to kill the green monster first. The red monster will turn blue with fear, and then use the remaining bullets to kill the green monster. Kill it with 1 bullet. -　--------;