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Parrot parrot (ghost! Ghosts! )

"In ghosts! There are ghosts! " Hey! Who taught this parrot? "Congratulations on getting rich, hello, these words are not easy to teach." What the hell are you teaching? The one who said "ghost" was an African green parrot, which was extremely clever. After teaching it words for two months, it learned two words, "ghost!" "

Teach me that this man is the owner of a bird shop, and his name is Uncle Qi. Over 60 years old, it can be regarded as a big bowl in the circle of flowers, birds, fish and insects. Shu Qi taught a myna whose tongue was cut off to say words, and he taught 24 words altogether. This myna can say nine sentences with a four-word idiom. I work with him in the "strange uncle and strange bird" shop. There is a young man in his twenties who doesn't like to talk much at ordinary times.

This boy's surname is Liu, and his name is Liu. He is usually in charge of the area where fish are raised. Compared with this, my job is much easier. Liu is jealous of my bird area, not for a day or two. I guess the child made the water bad and taught the parrot the word "ghost".

Uncle Qi is still waiting for me, pointing at the parrot with one hand and scolding me: "Shen, Shen! I can tell you that if this green parrot can only say these two words when I get paid next month, you can take the initiative to leave! "

"It's the boss!" I stood at attention, afraid to be at ease. I sent my boss away with my eyes. Liu glanced at the turtle and said politely, "Brother, I'll treat you to hot pot tonight. Please don't play with my bird in the future. The boss is very polite to talk to me today! "

Liu Chong I grinned and said, "How can I play with your bird? Which eye do you see? I played with your bird! "

I smacked my mouth and said to Liu in unison, "Oh, big brother, my good brother, I'll just ask casually, it's okay!" " All right! You continue to feed the tortoise. "

Liu squatted beside the big iron basin and said, "I think! This parrot is possessed by a ghost. I might as well invite a Taoist priest to have a look. "

I rolled my eyes at the green parrot in front of me and said slowly, "Would you please find a Taoist to toss this green parrot?" Come on! I'm afraid this green parrot is right. If Old Man Qi knew, he would stab me in the back with a peach wooden sword. "

"In ghosts! There are ghosts! " I approached the green parrot, and it suddenly started talking, which startled me. I pouted and said to the parrot, "There is a ghost!" "I quickly slapped myself in the mouth and scolded myself:" Bah! Shit! You taught me, too "

Liu squatted on one side, squinted at me and said, "Yo, yo, yo, I can hear you! You taught this sentence. "

I waved to Liu and told him not to talk. The parrot in front of me opened its mouth as if to speak. I quickly put it in front of the parrot and said, "Hello! Good morning, good afternoon and good evening! Goodbye! "

The green parrot opened its mouth, as if it were held back by this sentence. After waiting for about ten seconds, it uttered a sentence coherently and clearly: "The ghost is by your side!" " "

Liu heard clearly and came up to me and said, "Shen Long! Did you hear that? This doesn't sound like a bird's accent! "

Sweating profusely on my forehead, I was too close to this green parrot. When it wanted to talk, my ear almost stuck to its mouth. Liu recognized that the parrot had a change of accent, but I recognized that it was not a parrot at all, but made a sound.

I feel that there is a sound made by a very clingy woman. The voice was empty and didn't add any emotion. I swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said to Liu, "I'll treat you to hot pot and stay with me all night, ok?"

Liu kaixin answered me: "you don't have to invite me to eat hot pot, just ask!" I will help you, too! "

Sweat from my forehead dripped down my cheeks onto my clothes. Trembling, I asked Liu, "Is the monitoring of our aviary good?" Let's not go into the aviary at night. Man, many of these birds can talk, and suddenly a word pops up in the middle of the night, which is not scary. "

Liu Frye snapped his mouth and said to me, "I don't eat hot pot. You can invite me to eat casserole across the street. Besides, let Xiaomei, the waiter in the casserole shop, send it. "

I took out my mobile phone and ordered at once. "hello! Two casseroles and two chicken legs! Hmm! Let your waiter Xiaomei deliver it! I am so hungry! Hurry up, "the staff of the casserole shop asked a lot. What do you want with Chili? I didn't catch what I said later, so I hung up.

Twenty minutes later, Xiaomei, a casserole shop across the street, came over with two bowls of casserole in her hand. At this time, the green parrot suddenly spoke: "There are ghosts! There are ghosts! "

I have no good spirit. I pointed my contemptuous finger at the parrot and said to Liu, "Is this parrot scary?" Why is this virtue? "I pulled out a feather stick, patted the table and scolded the parrot:" It's barking! Sell you to an old liar in the Jianghu! "

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Xiaomei carrying a casserole, as if she had been hit by a car. When I turned to look across the street, I found that I was wrong. I said to myself, "How can a car pass through a person?" I am really confused by this parrot! "

After Xiaomei delivered the casserole and collected the money, she turned and left. Liu's small eyes are fixed on Xiaomei. I found that Liu likes Xiaomei, shook his head and said with a sigh, "Tell others if you like it. Look at your wretched appearance! "

Liu said to me while eating casserole: "I'm not a wretched person, I really like her, unrequited love, lovesickness, do you understand?" Shenlong "

When I was chatting with Liu, the green parrot suddenly spoke again: "Hit the goblin! Fight the demon spirit! "

I'm chewing the fish balls in the casserole, which is very hot. I was swallowed by the parrot's sudden "demon spirit". The whole fish ball stuck out my tongue, ready to knock the green parrot with chopsticks.

Liu quickly grabbed my skirt and said to me, "Brother, how can you dispute with a bird?"

I lowered my head and continued to eat with a frown, but my eyes never left the green parrot. I wonder if it has suffered anything. Birds, like humans, will make extreme changes after seeing something special on some occasions. However, this kind of memory is a special memory that will never be erased in the bird's brain.

At 2 1:40 in the evening, the green parrot stared at the other side of the road, glanced around from time to time and shook its head and tail as if waiting for someone. Liu he has already left work at this time. Who else will come to the store?

At 22:00, Liu and I were both a little sleepy and yawned from time to time. The green parrot suddenly looked flustered, jumping back and forth on the iron bars of the cage, and flapping its wings from time to time.

Liu He looked at each other. Liu put down the chopsticks and burped and said to me, "Look, your bird is hungry. Dragon, did you feed it today? "

I stood in front of the green parrot with my hands akimbo, frowning and answering Liu: "Of course I fed it! If I hadn't fed it meat worms! It just saw us eating and jumped long ago. I told you, I fed it the most meat worms today. Is it full? "

Liu laughed and said, "It's really inhuman. How does it feed itself? "

I turned to Liu with a smile and said, "I'm afraid you've never seen a parrot eat too much and scold its owner."

At 22: 15, the green-haired parrot screamed sharply, "Don't strip my clothes! Don't lick my clothes! "

Because the voice from the parrot's mouth was a little vague and hoarse, I naturally shrank my neck after listening to it, looked at Liu beside me and asked, "Did you hear clearly?" It just says, no clothes? "

Liu touched his chin with his hand, pinched his stubble and said to me, "I think I heard it!" Don't lick my clothes? "

I went in to observe the parrot and found what action it was imitating.

I saw the parrot curled his head and stared unblinkingly at the street lamp outside the store. When he was about to touch the reinforcement of the cage, he quickly straightened the bird's body, then stretched out the bird's paw, slowly straightened in the air and slowly put it down.

After watching the parrot's strange movements, I nodded and said, I see! "The green parrot is telling me that someone will close the store at 22: 35 in the evening!"

Liu pointed to himself, pointed to me again, and said with a straight face, "It's just you and me in the shop! There is a key to the store door, except you! "

I glanced sideways at Liu, looked at the photos hanging on the wall and countless trophies, pointed to a photo of "Shu Qi" hanging in the middle of the wall, and slowly said to Liu, "And him!"

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