A joke that hardware can't compare with.

Xiao Bai's Dialogue with Computer Hackers

Hacker: I control your computer.

Xiao Bai: How is it controlled?

Hacker: Using Trojan Horse

Xiaobai: ... where is it? I am not blind.

Hacker: Open your task manager.

Xiaobai: ... where is the task manager?

Hacker: ... under your computer! !

Xiao Bai: It's not in my computer.

Hacker: Forget it. I didn't do anything.

Hacker: I have taken control of your computer.

Xiao Bai: Oh

Hacker: Are you afraid? ! Hey hey.

Xiao Bai: Just in time. Help me kill the virus. Recently, my computer has had many problems.

Hacker: ...

Xiao Bai: Why do you always come in and out of my computer at will?

Hacker: You can install firewall.

Xiao Bai: Can't you get in by installing a firewall?

Hacker: No, I just want to add some fun. Controlling your computer like this makes me feel stupid.

Xiao Bai: I heard that you can make viruses? !

Hacker: Hmm

Xiao Bai: You can control other people's computers? !

Hacker: General.

Xiao Bai: Then can you hack those websites?

Hacker: Of course, didn't you hear people call me a hacker?

Xiao Bai: ... Oh, I thought it was because you were black. ...

"Mao-"

Hacker: I'm here again! !

Xiao Bai: Don't you feel bored coming in every day?

Hacker: Yes, it is. Your machine is the worst I have ever seen.

Xiao Bai: No way, it's a famous brand.

Hacker: I mean, there are only viruses in your computer besides mentally retarded games.

Xiao Bai: Oh-have you seen my Lianliankan? I don't remember where it is. I've been looking for it for a long time.

Hacker: ... Goodbye.

Hacker: Hi-I'm coming!

Xiao Bai: I haven't seen you for several days. Are you blocked by my firewall?

Hacker: Haha, just kidding, it's easier to access your computer than mine. You don't miss me, do you?

Xiao Bai: I want to ask you a favor.

Hacker: What is it?

Xiao Bai: Can you access the power system and modify some data?

Hacker: ... what do you want! !

Xiao Bai: Please help me settle my electricity bill this month.

Hacker: Go to hell! !

Hacker: Where the hell have you been? !

Xiaobai: ... I went out to play for a few days. Why do you want to see me?

Hacker: I want to find something.

Xiao Bai: What are you looking for here?

Hacker: Virus, find an old virus from a few years ago. Only your computer has the most complete virus.

Hacker: I'm coming! !

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Hacker: Why don't you talk?

Xiao Bai: In a bad mood.

Hacker: Who bullied you?

Xiao Bai: I lost a Q number with my first love in it.

Hacker: This is simple. I'll get it back for you.

Xiaobai: I can't get it back.

Hacker: Impossible. Tell me, what number?

Xiao Bai: Woo ~ ~ ~ I just can't remember.

Xiao Bai: Come out! !

Hacker: What's the matter? !

Xiaobai: Did you use my id to play in the forum? ! !

Hacker: ... sorry, I forgot to tell you, I didn't do anything wrong, so I added a post, and I promise I won't play again next time.

Xiao Bai: That won't do! !

Hacker: What else do you want?

Xiao Bai: Your post is red in the face. First blush. I'm so happy. You must make me another one.

Hacker: Get down!

Hacker: Hey, I just did something very interesting.

Xiao Bai: What's this?

Hacker: I sent it to the forum.

Xiao Bai: This is normal.

Hacker: I insist as soon as I see it, and I will call the landlord a pig.

Xiao Bai: Wow, it's so pleasant. I never dared. I'll be burned!

Hacker: Yes, it has been banned.

Xiao Bai: Is this still interesting? !

Hacker: Yes, because I used your ID.

Xiao Bai: Are you an expert?

Hacker: It can be said that it is.

Xiao Bai: How high is it?

Hacker: Well, I hack myself when I'm bored.

Xiao Bai: Ha, I can do it too!

Hacker: # @ RMB%! You can, too? !

Xiao Bai: Yes, it turned black as soon as it was turned off. ...

Hacker: Get out!