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At the family festival, an old gentleman with a strong accent was invited to be the master of ceremonies.
The obituary says this:
Filial piety: Pangenko
Filial piety: Chi family
Filial piety granddaughter: Pan Liangci
Filial piety: Pan Daoshi
But this old gentleman is blind and his pronunciation is not standard.
When he called the roll according to the obituary, anyone who literally had three points of water or left the capital missed it.
So I read it to him like this: "Filial piety, fighting ..."
Hearing this, the filial piety man felt very strange, but he was afraid to ask, so he turned a somersault.
Then he said, "Filial piety, too ... is ..."
Hearing this, the filial daughter-in-law said, "I want to turn it over, too?" So the filial daughter-in-law also turned a somersault.
Again: "Filial piety, granddaughter, twice. 」
Hearing this, the filial granddaughter thought that her parents had turned over, so I turned over! So I turned two somersaults.
At this time, Sun Xiao thought to herself, "Mom and Dad turned it over once, and my sister turned it over twice. How many times should I turn it over?" I started to get nervous when I thought about it: "What should I do? 」
I saw the old man slit his throat and read aloud:
"Filial piety to ... death ..."
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