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Does the peach malt have an end?

Peach-flavored cohabitation

Shan Yingtong asked, "Where is Yao Maili?" . "He has something urgent to go abroad." . Joe's eyes seemed to see through the fear and struggle in Single Shadow's heart at a glance. She said, "Ying Tong, I know you, and I think I can understand your feelings. I have been doing charity for several years. After meeting in Paris that year, I told He Chi that you two must have had ups and downs. As a result, He Chi kept saying that his little brother made me swear. "

Shan Yingtang remembered that year and couldn't help smiling. . "Too many words, meaningless. I actually want to tell you that self-confidence is something in your heart and others can't give it to you. "

Shan Yingtong was deeply shocked. . Luo Qiao said: "I sometimes regret wasting so much time on love." . . That evening, Luo Qiao efficiently brought Shan Yingtong home to familiarize himself with the situation. Although Luo Qiao still speaks and does things in an orderly way, it can be seen from her speaking speed that things are really urgent. . He Fu's pathogen was scheduled to leave after more than a month when the weather was not so hot. Thinking that the weather is pleasant and the postoperative recovery is more comfortable, he has set a timetable with the top doctors' hospital. As a result, last week, He's father played ball carelessly, which caused his illness. Here, He Chi urgently contacted the United States to reschedule. Despite some difficulties, the doctor was finally able to temporarily take out a gap, while his family had to suspend all their life and work to fully cooperate. . The relatives of the Qiao family were almost alienated when they changed hands many years ago, while the royal family had a simple population, just two brothers and sisters. It happened very suddenly. He took his children to Switzerland for the summer vacation, but Gu Yidong and his wife were never intimate. This temporary search found that Gu Yidong couldn't contact anyone in China at all. This incident angered the royal family. They were afraid of affecting his father's injury, so they had to suppress it first, and his mother came forward to reprimand him for a while. Therefore, the Yao family on the side of the heavenly queen naturally fully supports it. However, it is impossible for the Yao family to expect a Yao Maili, the only grandson of the Yao family. Just think of a safe "prospective" granddaughter Shan Yingtong. . This series of weeks also changed quickly, and Joe immediately decided to ask Shan Yingtong for help. She said that she had seen this girl, a serious and responsible girl with a gentle and kind personality. She felt very relieved when she gave her son to Joe. Mothers are relieved. Who has anything to say? Although Shan Yingtong walked into Joe's house with no hesitation to the little devil, actually taking care of He Xiaochiyuan is not as complicated as expected. The 7-year-old boy is really lively and active, but at first glance, he knows that this is definitely the product of a good family background and strict family education. Stand in front of Shan Yingtong politely and greet Shan Yingtong politely under her mother's brand: "Aunt Shan is good! Please! "

Shan Yingtong looked at his beautiful heroic little face and immediately felt that this was the cutest fault he could think of.

Clean him up and comfort him when he is depressed. In other words, he can only take care of his relatives. On the way to send Shan Yingtong back, Joe said, "Children are very sensitive. In fact, I have to admit that the ball is taken care of by all of us, and he is more sensitive. But his father has always believed that sensitivity is good in this environment and will not be a bad thing for him in the future. This time, the whole family was shocked. He is very sad, and we have no time to take care of him. It is often midnight when we get home. Two days later, I saw that everyone had left. I really missed him for more than a week. Yingtong, thank you very much. "

It is not a problem to accommodate a 7-year-old child in Shan Yingtong's single apartment, but it is impossible to be accompanied by royal chefs, nannies, drivers and so on. So two days later, Shan Yingtong moved into Hejia and began to play a surrogate mother for a week. On her first day at work, she arrived in Hejia early. Today, He Xiaochi, a grade one primary school student, has after-school English tutoring and will be back later. Shan Yingtong adjusted her expression, intending to let this hardworking child go home and see a warm smiling face. . As soon as the gate rang, she was greeted with a smile, and two unexpected faces looked at each other. Travel-stained Yao Maili raised his eyebrows and said happily, "So happy to see me?" . Shan Yingtong blushed and murmured, "Smelly." The uneasy mood suddenly relaxed, even extraordinarily relaxed.

Yao Maili was so happy that he put down his luggage and changed his shoes and entered the house, feeling: "Alas! No wonder my cousin is so homesick! This beautiful woman who comes home full of food aroma, warm lights and smiles can't ask for anything more! " . He took off his suit and handed it to Shan Yingtong, who slapped him mercilessly. . Yao Maili said sadly, "How stingy! What about this beautiful scenery? " As he hung up his clothes, he lamented, "Have pity on me. The food is not for me, and the house is not my home. Even beautiful women ... are so cruel and rude to me! I rushed to help as soon as I got off the plane ... ". Shan Yingtong was teased by him. "Didn't appear. The children will come back to laugh at you later. " . That night, with Yao Maili's help, the three of them happily ate dinner and played video games. After Yao Maili bathed He, he went downstairs to say good night to his dear single menstruation, and then went to bed. Under Yao Maili's murderous eyes, class feelings were successfully established! . Before going to bed, Yao Maili said, "Tong Tong, I'm not afraid of children laughing at me. Treat me like him. I want to kiss you good night! " . Shan Yingtong woke up laughing for several days in a row. When you see your smiling eyes in the mirror, your expression will gradually become sad. . They used to be so close, even closer than now. . I saw him when I woke up in the morning. They robbed the bathroom, then crowded into the kitchen for breakfast, walked on the path in front of the house at night, and hugged each other at home to watch the program. Good night kiss before bed is so embarrassing. . At that time, I only felt sweet and beautiful, and I didn't know what was strange and precious. . There must be such a person, you care about and like each other, you meet in a beautiful time, and you are lucky enough to spend every morning and evening. This is something worth cherishing. These days, they are trying to play down the embarrassment, and congratulations are indispensable. However, they are already familiar with it.

When eating, Yao Maili will serve soup for her, but Shan Yingtong can't pick out the meatballs and put them in his bowl. He will give her the remote control when watching TV. She asked if you wanted to see this? He can answer with a smile. Then the two people will recall the past when they grabbed the remote control and changed the channel on the sofa. When they wake up in the morning, they will be polite in front of the bathroom; When he goes out, he will pause when he passes by her. There used to be a quick goodbye kiss here, and this moment was never lacking. After going out, they turned around and went their separate ways.

Nevertheless, to be so close again, that kind of happiness is still so great that people wake up with a smile every day and love him so much, so why not be sad. Shan Yingtong doesn't know that Yao Maili is worse than her.

With the approach of the company's listing, the affairs of all parties are becoming more and more tense, and Shan Yingtong sometimes has to work overtime. On this day, I finally rushed out of the unit after the exam, thinking that I had promised to accompany him to the movies today, but I saw two handsome guys, one big and one small, smiling at her at the door of the unit. Shan Yingtong was dumbfounded and stammered, "You, why are you here?" Yao Maili replied, "Our ball says that Aunt Shan must be homesick because she can't take the ball home for several days. Let's go home with her after work. " . Shan Yingtong was speechless. Where this idea came from must be a mystery. She can only confirm, "Qiuqiu, do you want to go to your aunt's house?" . He Xiaochi nodded for sure. They accompanied He Xiaochi to eat his favorite fried chicken before returning to Shan Yingtong's apartment. She thought she should also bring some change of clothes, tell them to sit down, and then go into the bedroom to pack their luggage. They were just about to mention it when they packed their bags. She was surprised and tried to withdraw her hand, but found his hand surprisingly powerful. She looked up, only to see his approaching face, a pair of beautiful peach eyes full of repressed feelings.

She glanced at He Xiaochi, who was looking around in the living room, and lowered her voice: "What? Let go! "

However, Yao Mai is getting closer and closer to her, and the hot breath is sprayed on her face. Too close, she had to lift her head back and look at him without weakness, unabashedly alert and confused. . Reunion after such a long separation, intimate contact didn't just happen. Shan Yingtong didn't know why he suddenly couldn't help it at the moment, and his whole body was full of emotions. . "Peach malt" he gradually weakened in her strength, or was sad. He whispered, "Tong Tong, I really don't understand. Over the years, I have been trying to get to know you and understand you. I always tell myself that I am not good enough. This is my problem. "But can you tell me why it is so difficult to admit that you love me?" He pointed to the bedside, where there was a photo of Shan Yingtong and his parents, and a single photo, which was a big photo of Yao Maili cut by Shan Yingtong from the unit magazine. . Shan Yingtong suddenly felt boom, all the cells were burning, and he buried his head and didn't want to see anyone.

Yao Maili refused to lift his chin, and their eyes were glued for a long time. . Yao Maili sighed in a low voice. "You have me in your heart, right? Tong Tong, you have me in your heart. You have no idea how happy I am. However, if you have me in your heart and you can be so cruel to me, then I really don't know what else to do. " . . Yeah, what else can he do? He can seduce a person to fall in love with him, but what can he do if love can give up for her? . Shan Yingtong was speechless. Yao Maili's grief was so strong that it spread to her heart and made her feel extremely sad. . "But, I still feel satisfied. You see, how humble I am. Tong Tong, I am much braver than you. It depends on what you can do to me after torturing me for so many years. I admit, I am willing, please break my heart. " . Shan Yingtong was nailed to his eyes and watched him move gradually and bend over. . She closed her eyes obediently, and at the moment when her lips touched, she felt her soul trembling and clamoring.

Yao Maili put his arm around her waist and suddenly strengthened his strength. Just as he was about to deepen his kiss, he heard a crisp child voice: "Aunt Shan! Is this the Paris Tower? " . To an abrupt end. She heard Yao Maili's national abuse in her throat and tried to hold back her smile. His hand burned on her waist, and she wouldn't let go.

He Qiuqiu's voice came again: "Hello? Is this Big Ben in London? Shan Yingtong nudged his congratulatory ball and expressed strong curiosity about the photo frame on the wall. Shan Yingtong led him to interpret them one by one. This is London, this is Ninas, this is Cannes, this is Monaco, this is Edinburgh, this is Barcelona ... The ball pointed to a ball from the northeast red mouth and suddenly showed infinite yearning. His face is wrinkled. " Good ... I want to wear a cloak to the street, too. "But grandma won't let me." That pathetic expression is so childish that grandma won't let you do it? I make the decision for you! Yao Maili finally arrived late to congratulate the ball. When he saw Yao Maili, he suddenly pointed at him and shouted, "Uncle Mei lied!" "You said you had been to these places and asked what you were like. What you described, you can't take it out every time you are asked to take pictures! You brag! Look at Aunt Shan! " He sat heavily on the sofa, pointed to the middle photo and said, "Aunt Shan is in front and Big Ben is behind." The greeting ball waved a small hand, and the small fist pressed on the photo, as if it was verified and stamped. "Aunt Shan is coming!"

Yao Maili stared at Shan Yingtong in the photo, his eyes were unpredictable and he was silent for a long time. Proud to greet the ball, "no words! What about the photos? " . Yao Maili suddenly smiled, but the smile was so sad. He touched He's round head and said, "I have a photo too. This is very similar to your aunt Shan. Not to mention the background buildings, even the sky, wind direction and time of Big Ben are the same. It is that there is one more person in my photo. " . Those pictures of the past are so clear: after they took some photos in front of Big Ben in London, Shan Yingtong stood by the bridge and said with a smile, take one for me alone. Yao Maili, who has no distractions, is actively holding a camera and competing with others, shouting: Ying Tong, smile-wonderful!

He Qiuqiu obviously didn't understand the meaning, but a blank-faced ChanYingTong gave a painful heart. I heard Yao Maili whispering around the photo on the wall. "So many places ... why don't I want to take a single photo?"