Wonderful and humorous question and answer jokes

Wonderful and humorous question and answer jokes

1, A: Hundreds of kilograms of barbells can't break the Olympic weightlifting platform. What is the floor made of?

B: the face of the national football team is done!

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My girlfriend has a bad temper.

How bad is it?

A: Just like coming to Dayi's mother every day.

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3. A: Statistics show that one third of people have brain damage.

B: I'm definitely not an idiot.

A: Me neither.

Who's that?

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Telling you this is like casting pearls before swine!

B: Yes! Play the pipa.

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5.a: Why did two people just get together when we were watching Korean dramas, and it won't be long before one of them will get cancer?

B: Many people don't understand, mainly because pickled products are easy to cause cancer. Koreans like pickled vegetables best. . .

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