Simple jokes and secrets

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Actually, . . . .

I am a mute.

2, there is a fudge, walking, and suddenly my feet are soft.

3. Once upon a time there was a eunuch.

There is nothing down there. This is a joke)

4. I have a match and suddenly feel itchy, so I have been scratching my head. As a result, I caught fire and burned myself.

It took polar bear 20 years to go to penguin's home, and it also took him half the time. Suddenly, he remembered that his house was not closed, so it took him another 20 years to go home and close the door, and then it took him another 40 years to finally get to the penguin's house. At this time, the penguin said, "Let's go to your house to play!" "

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(Editor's follow-up: I finally returned to the polar bear's house, and the polar bear suddenly found that the door was still open. )

6. The penguin said, "Mom, I'm so cold!"

Mother penguin said, "We are penguins, and we are not afraid of the cold."

Penguin children say, "Ah, yes, I am a penguin."