Campus comedy drama script

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Examination Crazy Cloud

Characters: Xiao Ai, Xiao Wu, Xiao Ling, 5 teachers

Scene: Classroom

Content:

Xiao Ling is sleeping on the table.

Xiao Ai left the book beside him and went out.

Xiao Wu came in and sat in Xiao Ai's seat.

Xiao Ai (comes in): Oh, man, this is really baffling. Are you kidding me? Don’t you see, I’ve already taken this seat!

Xiao Wu: Ding is Ding, and Mao is Mao. In fact, I got it earlier than you!

Xiao Ai: I came early in the morning, why didn’t I see you?

Xiao Wu: I took it last night.

Xiao Ai: The last row is my patent! For it, I got up early every day, scratched my head, and my blood was flowing. I couldn’t lose this position!

Xiao Wu: The last row is my pride. The Feng Shui here is unique. If you want to drive me away from here (Xiao Ai: - How?) I advise you to pull me down as soon as possible!

Xiao Ling woke up: Why are you making noise? Quarreling in such a sacred classroom early in the morning is a waste of youth! Do you know what political mistakes you made? ah?

Xiao Ai: I don’t know.

Xiaoling: As a member of the Communist Youth League, we must establish the lofty ideals of communism, maintain a high degree of consistency with the Party Central Committee in politics, ideology and action, and constantly strengthen the leadership of the members. The concept of organization and discipline must...

Xiao Wu and Xiao Ai: Sister, we were wrong, please stop wasting your words, we will not argue.

Xiaoling: But what you can't forgive is - waking me up!

Xiao Ai sat in front of Xiao Ling.

Xiao Ai: The last word is to carry forward the style. Brother, follow my lead in the exam!

Xiao Wu: Huh? Is there an exam today?

Xiao Ling: Can you? My hands are numb today!

Xiao Ai: Are you scared?

Xiao Wu: Are you sleeping?

Xiao Ling: None of them are right! Tired of writing cheat sheets!

Xiao Ai: Hey, I think I spent most of the night lighting the lamp and burning oil!

Xiao Wu: Oh, are you studying hard?

Xiao Ling: Do you also write cheat sheets?

Xiao Ai: Oh no, I’m thinking about exam strategies!

Xiao Wu and Xiao Ling came closer: What do you think of?

Xiao Ai laughed wildly: Let me tell you, this trick is awesome!

Xiao Wu, Xiao Ling: Come on!

Xiao Ai: Copy according to the book - (pick up the book)

Xiao Ling: Go to hell!

Xiao Wu: That’s a good idea! Why didn't I think of that?

Xiao Ling: Come on. You call this a trick? Hey, in order to relieve the tense atmosphere, I will give you a humorous puzzle.

Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu ignored her.

Xiao Ling: Tell me, how many steps are there to answer the exam?

Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu approached: How many steps?

Xiao Ling: Three steps!

Step one: write your name. (Both nodded)

Step 2: Read the question again! (Both nodded)

Step three: - Hand in the test paper!

Xiao Ai: Hand in blank!

Xiao Wu: What’s wrong?

Xiao Ling: Let me ask you another question: There is an exam today, who didn’t come?

Xiao Ai: Who can’t come to the exam today? Xiaoling?

Xiao Ling: I’m not here!

Xiao Ai: Look around, Xiao Wu?

Xiao Wu: Here it is!

Xiao Ai: Ah! I know—Xiao Ai!

Xiao Wu: You are here for nothing! There is no difference between coming or not coming!

Xiao Ling: The answer is, teacher! Not here yet!

The teacher walked in.

The three of them were startled: Are you here? Why did you come even though you said you couldn’t come? oops! (Noisy)

Teacher 1: What is it called? The toad has come in?

The three of them laughed.

Teacher 1: Be serious! What about this exam! No professional ethics at all! What is the most important thing these days? --Fraction! Minute by minute, your lifeblood! (Evil smile) Test, test, test, our magic weapon!

Xiao Ai: Copy, copy, copy, our trick!

Teacher 1: Send out the test papers quickly! Don’t come early even if you have an exam, what time is it already! I didn’t come until half an hour after the exam started! What have you been doing?

Hair curls.

Teacher 1: The exam lasts for *** two hours! No papers are allowed to be handed in for less than one hour! Students who want to answer the paper please pick up the pen, and students who do not want to answer the paper please rest where they are. Students who want to go to the toilet - please restrain yourself!

Xiao Ai: Let me compare the teacher, he is like a mouse looking for a cat to be an escort - his request is unreasonable!

Xiao Ling: That’s right! Could it be that he is a legendary rapper, otherwise why would he keep mumbling?

Teacher 1: Be quiet! You are quieter than trees! Do you know what a serious mistake you have made? Every *** Youth League member must always pay attention to strictly demanding themselves according to the standards of *** Youth League members, constantly enhance the sense of glory and responsibility of being a *** Youth League member, and play an important role in all aspects of study, work and social life. Take the lead and strive to become a model for implementing the party's line, principles, and policies, a model for hard work, a model for studying hard, a model for obeying laws and regulations, and a model for pioneering and innovation.

Three people started copying.

Teacher: (referring to Xiao Ai) Please stop copying this student!

Xiao Wu, Xiao Ling: I didn’t copy it!

The teacher walked up to Xiao Ai: Classmate, stop copying!

Xiao Ai: How do you know? I put it on the table and copied it!

Teacher: The board in front of your desk fell off, I saw it!

Xiao Ai: (looked at it) Oops! What bad luck!

The teacher confiscated Xiao Ai's test paper, and Xiao Ai was about to stand up and leave.

Teacher: Sit down! You are not allowed to go out for less than an hour!

The teacher walked to Xiao Wu, and Xiao Wu took the test paper to the table and copied it.

Teacher: Okay, okay, stop pretending! I look down the most on those of you who cheat with books, you have no technical content at all. How did you copy it just now? so? so?

Xiao Wu: Lower and lower!

Teacher: (confiscating Xiao Wu’s test paper) Sit down and reflect, why did you cheat with the book?

Xiao Wu: I don’t want to take the book either! Who made me not write a cheat sheet like her (Xiaoling)!

Xiao Ling looked at Xiao Wu with wide eyes.

Teacher: That’s right, remember to write a cheat sheet next time! I just like this kind of hard-working children.

Teacher: It’s time! carry out an assignment.

Collect the test papers.

Teacher: OK. Remember to take the high school math test in the afternoon!

Xiao Ai: Ah! Are you taking the high school math test in the afternoon?

Xiao Ling: Ah! ! High school math test in the afternoon! (Picks up the cheat sheet) What was the test just now?

Xiao Wu: High... number? ! What tree is that?

Three people: Let’s study how to make cheat sheets!

Teacher 2 walks in

Xiao Ai: Chinese teacher!

Teacher 2: Xiao Ai, how do you write an essay! (Give the test paper to Xiao Ai)

Xiao Ai: What’s wrong?

Teacher 2: Read it.

Xiao Ai: "My Teacher", my teacher has an oval face...

Teacher 2: Wait, (take out a big sign with the word "paw" on it) ) Are you a melon-faced person? What you wrote is that my teacher has a clawed face!

Xiao Ai: Teacher, the paw face is also a face, can’t we just look at it?

Teacher 2: You continue reading.

Xiao Ai: My teacher is so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful...

Teacher 2: Stop! Why do you write so much about how beautiful it is? That’s how I wrote it until the end!

Xiao Ai: Teacher, isn’t it required that the composition should be no less than 500 words?

Teacher 2: Then you only take beautiful photos?

Xiao Ai: Isn’t it required to write true feelings? This is all my feelings!

Teacher 2: Hum hum, tell you, you only have 496 words!

Xiao Ai: Oh! Then I’d like to add: It’s so beautiful!

Teacher 2: Look at your explanation of words and death, and you actually wrote death!

Xiao Ai: Oh, I wanted to write about death!

Teacher 2: (with a helpless look) You, you failed again!

Xiao Ai: Give me another chance! I've retaken it five times!

Teacher 2: Okay, I’ll give you a chance. I've heard that phlegm can be used to relieve oxen, right? You make up a sentence using the word "easily done", and I'll pass it to you!

Xiao Ai: There is a fish in the swimming blade? ! Fish... fish, fish swim in the water, fish can swim with ease...

Teacher 2: (laughing) Congratulations, you got——

Xiao Ai: Passed ?

Teacher 2: (indifferently) The sixth opportunity to retake the course.

Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu: Forget it, let’s study the advanced math cheat sheet.

Teacher 3 comes in.

Xiao Wu: Philosophy teacher!

Teacher 3: Xiao Wu!

Xiao Wu: Yes!

Teacher 3: Look at your test paper! My question is: this is the question, please answer it. How did you answer?

Xiao Wu: This is the answer, please give me points...isn’t it right?

Teacher 3: You - OK, next question, essay question: What is courage, why didn’t you answer?

Xiao Wu: I answered!

Teacher 3: Just five words!

Xiao Wu: (reading) This is courage! That’s right! Then I handed in the paper without answering the following questions. How well I explained courage!

Teacher 3: You-just wait and die!

Xiao Wu: Teacher! Give me another chance! I failed fifteen times!

Teacher 3: Then let me ask you two questions. It depends on your luck...

Xiao Wu: Two ways - too many!

Teacher 3: Okay, you answered the first question correctly. If you don’t answer the second question, I will let you pass. How many hairs do you have?

Xiao Wu: It would be nice if I were bald.

Teacher 3: Answer!

Xiao Wu: 123456789 roots!

Teacher 3: How do you know?

Xiao Wu: Teacher, I don’t have to answer the second question!

Teacher 3: OK! very good! very good! Hold it (hand a piece of paper)

Xiao Wu: This is——

Teacher 3: Re-study the sheet! (Part 2)

Xiao Ling, Xiao Ai: Come and study advanced mathematics——

Teacher 4 comes in.

Xiao Ling: English teacher! (Wants to run)

Teacher 4: Xiaoling, why are you running? Didn't have breakfast!

Xiao Ling: Didn’t eat——

Teacher 4: I saw you had eaten in the morning!

Xiao Ling: -Breakfast tomorrow!

Teacher 4: Xiaoling, look at the test paper. None of your reading comprehension is correct! Did you just read the topic and choose it without even reading it?

Xiao Ling: No!

Teacher 4: How dare you quibble!

Xiao Ling: I didn’t even read the question, I just chose the answer!

Teacher 4: And your composition! Why does it look familiar?

Xiao Ling: Doesn’t it look familiar? Read and understand the first sentence of each paragraph...

Teacher 4: Xiaoling, it’s time for you to wake up! This time you——

Xiao Ling: Ah! Teacher, I have failed five, fifteen, no, fifty times! I can’t hang up anymore!

Teacher 4: It’s not that I didn’t teach you...this...for example, can you translate what evening dress means?

(To the audience) It’s an evening gown!

Xiao Ling looked at Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu.

Xiao Ai: Evening is at night, best for big games!

Xiao Wu: Dress is clothes, girls are always clamoring to buy them!

Xiao Ling: Oh! Teacher, I understand! It's night clothes!

The teacher shook his head. (Part 2)

Xiao Ling: No, I have to find a teacher! You two, study it slowly! (Part 2)

Xiao Ai: Forget it, even if you copy the cheat sheet, you may not be able to use it, so I’m leaving too.

Xiao Wu: What should we do? Hand in blank?

Xiao Ai: Of course I can’t hand in a blank paper. I’m going to memorize the most difficult question now, write it on the test paper, and make up my own questions and answer them! (Part 2)

Xiao Wu: He has personality. (Just about to leave)

Teacher 5 comes in.

Xiao Wu: Class teacher!

Teacher 5: Xiao Wu, I want to talk to you.

Xiao Wu: Ah!

Teacher 5: This question was asked in the last exam: What is the principle of this reaction? What did you answer?

Xiao Wu:——Principles of physics.

Teacher 5: Is there such an answer?

Xiao Wu: Is it... a chemical principle?

Teacher 5: Xiao Wu! What will you do if you continue like this? Why don't you like studying?

Xiao Wu: ——You don’t like my major!

Teacher 5: Environmental worker? Do you know what an environmental engineer does?

Xiao Wu: Sanitation worker.

Teacher 5: It’s environmental engineering!

Xiao Wu: Oh? So what will I do after graduation?

Teacher 5: ...sanitation workers.

Xiao Wu: I heard it is for sewage treatment.

Teacher 5: (Excited) Who said it was for sewage treatment? ——It also controls air pollution!

Xiao Wu: How to control the atmosphere?

Teacher 5: I don’t understand this! I teach water pollution treatment!

Xiao Wu: It’s still about sewage treatment.

Teacher 5: Has your mother seen your summer vacation results?

Xiao Wu: I saw it.

Teacher 5: Really? Did you really send it?

Xiao Wu: Of course I will send it!

Teacher 5: What did your mother tell you?

Xiao Wu: My mother said that if I have nothing to do, what report card will the school send?

Teacher 5: ...just go.

Xiao Wu: I can’t leave.

Teacher 5: Why?

Xiao Wu: I still want to sing a song before leaving.

Teacher 5: Are you the only one with curly hair and a broken voice?

Xiao Wu: Then I Let’s invite the King of Singers to the stage. Please invite the King of Singers!

The four masters and apprentices walked on the road and sang together: "When the sun comes out, I climb up the slope. When I climb to the top of the mountain, I want to sing."

"

At this time, Sun Wukong, who was walking at the front, said: "Hey! Master, there is a pavilion in front of us. Let’s go there and take a rest! "

Tang Monk: "Okay! "

So the four masters and disciples walked to the pavilion and sat down.

Sun Wukong looked around and said, "Master, the scenery here is so picturesque, why don't I take a picture for you? Take a photo! "

Tang Monk: "Okay! "After that, he snapped his fingers.

So Zhu Bajie ran to Tang Monk, handed him a pack of cigarettes, and said, "Master, this is your Marlboro. "

Monk Sha took out his lighter and bent down to light the fire for Tang Seng.

Tang Seng took a deep breath, exhaled the smoke, and said, "Let me pose a pos first. "

Tang Seng made a very self-righteous gesture. When he was about to ask Sun Wukong to take a photo, he found Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha standing behind him to steal the camera.

Tang Seng was furious and cursed: " You two, get out of here, you two will pollute the camera with your ugly looks. "

Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha stepped aside knowingly.

Sun Wukong took several photos of Tang Seng.

After taking the photos, Sun Wukong ran to Tang Seng. Said: "Master, are you hungry? I'll buy you some food. Would you like to eat KFC or fried dough sticks? ”

Tang Monk: “Of course it’s KFC. What does a monk eat if he doesn’t eat meat?” Go quickly! "

Sun Wukong: "Yes! "After that, leave.

Monk Sha ran over and said, "Master, are you thirsty? What kind of wine would you like to drink? "

Tang Seng: "No need to ask, just drink Remy Martin as usual. Go buy it! ”

Monk Sha: “Yes, I’ll go right away.” "After that, leave.

Tang Seng: "Bajie, come here, can't you be more active in your work? Go and buy me a copy of the Global Times. "

Zhu Bajie: "Okay, the money to buy the newspaper..."

Tang Seng: "Asshole, of course you paid for it yourself! If you are not willing to pay this little money for Master, be careful I will deduct your salary! ”

Zhu Bajie: “Okay, okay, I’ll buy it right away.” "

After Zhu Bajie left, Tang Seng took out a copy of "Playboy" from his arms and read it with relish.

The camera turned and Zhu Bajie bought the newspaper and walked back. As he walked, he said: "I remember that I was the Marshal of Tianpeng back then, but when I was seduced by Chang'e, I happened to be seen by her lover, the Jade Emperor, and I was demoted to the mortal world and reborn as a pig fetus. Now he fell into the hands of Tang Monk again, and he was treated miserably by this smelly monk every day. well! "

Zhu Bajie ran to Tang Monk and said, "Master, I bought you the "Global Times" that was published only a few days later. "

Tang Monk: "Huh? You even bought a newspaper that was published the day after tomorrow. What a good pig! "After that, read the newspaper.

Tang Monk: "Hey! A financial crisis occurs in the West, which may trigger riots. Then wouldn’t our lives be in danger if we go to the West to seek scriptures? I said Bajie, I think we should buy a few pirated scriptures from a nearby bookstore and go back to do business. "

Zhu Bajie: "No, Master. The quality of this pirated scripture is so poor that I can’t get away with it! "

Tang Monk: "This pirate is really unscrupulous. It's better not to steal the pirated goods. As a result, we can only risk our lives to go to the West to obtain the true scriptures." "After that, continue reading the newspaper.

The camera turned, and a dirty monster appeared on the mountain road.

The monster: "It's getting harder and harder to be a monster now. . There were guns everywhere, and when I shouted "robbery," people would shoot at me. And all my money was spent on eating, drinking, and whoring. I had no money to buy a gun, so I could only use my fists to fight other people's guns. It was really difficult and dangerous. "

The monster took a few more steps.

The monster: "Hey! The monk in front of him actually wore his hair parted. Damn, the world is declining. Wait, looking at him like that, he looks like Tang Monk? ! I heard that if you eat his meat, you can live forever. If my wife eats a little of it, she will become very beautiful, and I will never have to go out for prostitution. ”

So, the monster quietly walked behind Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie.

Tang Seng: "Hmm! It stinks! Bajie, did you take off your shoes?"

Zhu Bajie: "No, Master. The smell seems to be coming from behind." "

The master and apprentice turned around and saw a monster.

Monster: "This handsome monk, are you Tang Monk?"

When Tang Monk heard the monster praise him, he happily said: "I am the most handsome man in the world." Tang Monk. May I ask who this demon brother is from?"

Monster: "Humph, I am the master of the Zhazi Cave in the Garbage Mountain. Tang Monk, you know how lucky I am to wait for you. Is it painful? If you are obedient, just follow me and don’t resist needlessly. You must know that I am very strong.” Upon hearing this, Zhu Bajie’s legs became weak and he hid behind Tang Monk and said, “Master. "I'm in a hurry to urinate. I'll go and take a nap first."

After hearing this, Tang Monk grabbed Zhu Bajie's hand and said, "Brother, we are good brothers and we are loyal. Don't leave me behind." I don’t care.”

Zhu Bajie: “Master, my loyalty to you is like an endless river, but I am really in a hurry! My big one is coming too, and I have to endure it. I can't stand it any longer!" After that, he shook off Tang Seng's hand and ran away.

Tang Seng: "Asshole! It belongs to your grandfather! It seems that I can only rely on myself. Monster, I am the free fighting champion of White Horse Temple. Do you dare to fight with me?"

Youkai : "As long as you don't have a gun, I dare to fight you." After that, he punched you. Tang Monk fell to the ground.

Monster: "I'm sorry! With your little skills, can you be a fighting champion?"

Tang Seng: "Oh! It's just my fault that I refused to study hard and bought a fake diploma. Make up the numbers, and I will really kill you if I move."

The monster: "Haha! Come with me!" After that, the monster took Tang Seng away.

As soon as the camera turned, Zhu Bajie ran back and said: "Fortunately, I am smart and can run fast. If I lose my life for this smelly monk, it will be too bad. Wait, wait a moment Brother Monkey and Junior Brother Sha are back. How can I do things easily when I know that Master has been taken away?"

Zhu Bajie thought while spinning, "Hey! There's some shit on the ground. It's just right. I'll use it to put on makeup." "After that, Zhu Bajie grabbed the shit and wiped it on his face.

Sun Wukong and Monk Sha came back together. Zhu Bajie ran up and pretended to be beaten badly?

No! A very smelly monster came here just now. Not only did it have bad breath and feet, it also had body odor. I really couldn't defeat it, so I let him take the master away. ”

Sun Wukong: “What?” Master was captured by monsters? asshole! He still owes us six months of unpaid wages! Junior brothers, let's go and save Master quickly. If Master is eaten by monsters, our work in the past six months will have been in vain. "

Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha: "Okay! "

As soon as the camera turned, Tang Monk was tied to a pillar in the monster's cave, while the monster and the little demon were sharpening their knives.

The monster sang: "Since I had you, life has There are miracles inside. If you live forever and remain young forever, your wife will be as beautiful as Chang'e. "

Tang Monk: "Alas! I owe my apprentices six months' wages, and I treat them like cattle and horses. They will definitely not come to save me. It seems that I have no choice but to save myself. I want to use my sharp tongue to influence these monsters. "

Tang Seng said to the little demon: "Brother demon, there is no need to be so anxious about sharpening the knife. Let's have a chat!" I, Tang Monk, am proficient in eating, drinking, prostitution and gambling, and have first-class skills in deception and abduction. Chatting with me will ensure that you will benefit a lot. Brother Yao, do you know that to be a monster you also need to be humane. The more human you are, you are no longer a monster, but a human monster. "

Little Demon: "Shut up! Your grandpa’s grandpa! "

Tang Monk: "Wow! Brother Yao, your phrase 'your grandfather's grandfather' is really remarkable, and it's even more profound than my phrase 'your grandfather's'.

The monster said to the little monster: "Little monster, although we are dirty all over our bodies, our intestines and stomach are still very clean. We cannot eat unclean things." ”

“Hey, you! "The monster said to Tang Monk, "Go and empty your stomach quickly, lest we eat it up."

"

Tang Seng: "I...I really can't pull it out!" "

The monsters and little demons sang: "If you throw it away, you can't make a roar, and if you can't throw it again, you can dig it with your hands!" "("Song of a Hero")

Tang Seng: "You...you have really eliminated the demonic nature! "

The camera turned and Sun Wukong and the other two were walking on the road, singing: "I often think that you, now, are always beside me. "("Smiley Face")

Zhu Bajie: "Brother Monkey, this cave is extremely smelly, it must be here. Go in quickly and save Master! "

Monk Sha: "Yes! Brother Monkey, go quickly, we will cover you outside. ”

Sun Wukong: “I’ll beat you!” It was me taking the lead again. "

Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha sang together: "Brother Monkey, go forward boldly, go forward, don't look back! ”

Sun Wukong: “Okay, okay, I’m convinced by you.” "

Sun Wukong walked to the entrance of the cave and sang: "Look at the monsters in the cave, look over, look over. "

Hearing Sun Wukong's voice, the monster walked out of the cave and sang as he walked: "One wave has not subsided, and another wave is coming. Who is provoking?" "

The monster walked out of the cave and took a look: "I'll censor you! It turned out to be a smelly monkey. ”

Sun Wukong: “You monster, you have no moral integrity. I am Sun Wukong, the Great Sage of Monkey King who won the title of Monkey King in the Water Curtain Cave of Huaguoshan Mountain!” How about it, my name is like thunder! "

Monster: "I haven't heard of it. ”

Sun Wukong: “I’ll beat you!” You monster is so uneducated, you don’t even recognize me. "

Monster: "Stop talking nonsense, and if you want to fight, fight." Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms! "

Sun Wukong: "Tathagata Palm! "

When the monster was fighting Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha took the opportunity to run into the cave to save the master.

Tang Monk was rescued. When the monster saw it, he said: "Asshole! It turns out that I fell into the trap and was deceived even though my IQ was as high as 28. What a bastard. It seemed that I had to make a quick decision. Stinky monkey, look, Chang'e is running naked in the sky! "

When Sun Wukong heard this, he raised his head and looked up to the sky. The monster took the opportunity to hit Sun Wukong with a palm, and Sun Wukong fell to the ground unconscious.

The monster faced Tang Monk and others and said, "Hey, I know the truth. Just go back to the cave. "

Zhu Bajie: "Master, what should I do? Even Brother Monkey is no match for it, and I need to pee again. "

Tang Seng: "This monkey is so damn useless. It seems that I have to take action personally. Wu Jing, bring me my phone. "

Monk Sha handed over his mobile phone, and Tang Seng dialed a number.

Tang Seng said numbly: "Hello~~is this Sister Guanyin? I am Sanzang~~I am now entangled by a very smelly monster. Come and help me. What? You have to go take a sauna, no time! Well~~you are so bad! If something happens to me, who will accompany you at night? oh! You have to teach me a spell! Okay, okay, I remember. Bye, kiss. "

Tang Monk faced the monster and said: "Guliwala bangchacha, I am your mother, Ding! "

The monster was under a spell and was immobilized.

Tang Monk patted his phone and said, "Technology is based on monsters. Nokia mobile phones are awesome! ”

Monk Sha: “Master, what should Brother Monkey do?” ”

Tang Seng: “This monkey looks good but is useless, and it really dies as soon as it comes. Bajie, the old way. "

Zhu Bajie ran to Sun Wukong, pointed his butt at Sun Wukong's head, and farted.

Sun Wukong: "I'll cuff him!" It stinks! "After saying that, he bounced up from the ground.

As soon as Sun Wukong saw that the monster was motionless, he pounced on it and wanted to kill it.

Tang Monk: "Wait a minute! Wukong, don't kill it. We should give the delinquent youth a chance to reform. ”

Sun Wukong: “Master, your idea is good, but if you let it follow us, don’t we have to provide it with free food and drink?” "

Tang Monk: "You are really ignorant of the monkey head. Think, if we sell it, we will have money to go to Changsha Window of the World."

”

Sun Wukong and the three of them shouted in unison: “Okay?” ! Master is wise! ”

Tang Monk: “It’s getting late, let’s get on the road!” "

So the four masters and apprentices escorted the monster and sang as they walked: "You hold the cigarette in your mouth, and I hold the wine, eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, how happy you are on the road..."

They Walking further and further, it finally disappeared into the sunset.