English humorous jokes

I have his ears in my pocket.

Ivan came home with a bloody nose. His mother asked, "What happened?"

"A child bit me," Ivan replied.

"Can you recognize him if you see him again?" His mother asked.

"I know where he is," Ivan said. "His ears are in my pocket."

His ear is in my pocket.

Ivan came home with a nosebleed. His mother asked? What happened?

? A boy bit me. Ivan said.

? Can you recognize him when you see him again? Mom asked.

? I can recognize him wherever he goes. Ivan said. ? His ear is still in my pocket. ?

A good boy.

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You are a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old woman? "

"She is a candy seller."

Good boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

? What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?

? I gave it to a poor old woman. He replied. ? You are a good boy, aren't you? Mom said proudly. ? Here's another two cents. But why are you so interested in that old lady?

? She sells candy. ?

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